How do you cope with being alone?

[Anonymous No.]

Lack of human contact is unhealthy and potentially dangerous too. For those of you who spend weeks between each time you have human contact. How do you cope?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

making quality threads and posts on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872794
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM

[Anonymous No.]

lone wolves are stronger than pack wolves

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs human contact when you have eroge and a bunch of other entertainment mediums?

People are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872794
>How do you cope?
By not talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Image boards are human contact.

Only those too inept to understand a deviation from nature consider them not to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I cope just fine except I get Seasonal Affective Disorder if I stay inside for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872821
he probably meant physical human contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872824
> Seasonal Affective Disorder

People still believe in this?

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872831

Why does it make any difference?

This way is better, as I have a lot longer to formulate responses, there's less chance I'll say things incorrectly, don't have to battle for a turn at talking, don't have to worry about the inconveniences of being outside (bugs, wind, rain, too much noise to communicate, sticky things, etc.), and don't have my communication ability hampered because I don't prescribe to body language, and find looking people in the eye scary.

Physicality is objectively inferior.

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>>10872848
get a load of this fartcommander

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872848
>Physicality is objectively inferior
>objectively
top lel

[Anonymous No.]

I don't.

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>>10872848
I agree. I get anxious talking to strangers and most of the time there are misunderstandings and people forget stuff or can't talk clearly.

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>>10872859
no bullying please. he was just stating his opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872900
Maybe >>10872859's opinion is that >>10872848 is a fartcommander? Did you ever think about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872892

Another big problem is the lack of access to information.

You can't prove someone wrong reliably without evidence, or tell them to use a search engine when they ask a retarded question.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm never alone when I have you, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IOrLuhcKf2

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need human contact at all. Ironically I'm posting about it, but I usually won't post places, chat to people, or anything, much less go outside. And I feel fine. Entertainment is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872930
That made me feel very uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872930

ひどいよ。

苛めないでくれ。

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I go outside, people shout, "Get a haircut!" and I don't know how to respond.

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>>10872940
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872940
Maybe you should get a haircut or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872948
But that's giving the bullies what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872940

Once I went outside on a hot day, and a group of topless men shouted about me wearing a winter garmet.

It was actually a T-Shirt thickness garmet, and I had nothing underneath it.

I had to spend a good few days worrying about that one.

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>>10872940

Just get a fedora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872834
nice b8 m8

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, the janitor deleted my post.

[Anonymous No.]

I never understand all the fuss about how being alone is something you need to cope with. It's the times when I'm not alone that I have to learn to cope with, but thankfully a person can live their life alone for the most part. The times when I'm alone are always enjoyable; there's nothing negative about them.

If you find the lack of contact so horrible why don't you go to Facebook or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Um... I'm not alone? I go to my local bar everyday with my most esteemed colleagues to discuss gentlemanly matters such as women, cars, politics and economics. I take it you're trying to make me look like a loser, by assuming I am an anti-social freak? Well, my dearest sir, the joke is on you, as you are the one making threads about trifles that haunt your daily life.

Now if you please excuse me, I have a gathering to attend to. I am sure you'll make a divine source of humour for me, my friends and some people of this board, though!

*gets fedora*
*wears trench-coat*
*leaves*
*comes back*
*takes jack daniels bottle"

Can't foget good ol jack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872974
I like your gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872989

What if they deduce the wrong thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872990
Please do not use the crossboard feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872848

Objectively inferior for dweebs. Most people deduce more from spoken language and body language with less effort than written.

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>>10872974
Jack Daniel's completely throws away the authenticity of this pasta.

A true hipster would be drinking Absinthe.

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>>10872992
People who single out "crossboarders" in threads that are entirely shit should be executed out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10872992
>Please do not abuse the crossboard feature.

FTFY

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>>10872990
For an American, a very hipster thing to do would be to import White Lightning.

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>>10872999
Oh god he's digging himself deeper and deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10873002
Can't stop laugh, truly epic. Congrats.