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What are your marketable skills that you can sell yourself with at the job market?

>> No.11025337

I can pretend to like things in various internet message boards.

>> No.11025339

I can make cookies

>> No.11025345
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I can work in the Finnish Special Forces

>> No.11025348

I have a big dick.

>> No.11025349

I make art.

It's not very good bust still!

>> No.11025351
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Professional NEET

>> No.11025353

I can do some programming in sepples and ASM.

>> No.11025366

>>11025348
Also reading this post reminds me of one time when I was at an electronics store and a very friendly man approached me and started talking with me, and then asked if I wanted to make some extra money. I didn't ask what he wanted me to do, but I'm pretty sure it was something lewd.

Did I almost get cast in some sort of porn, /jp/? The store was on the outskirts of a college town, if it helps.

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>>11025366
are you a grill

>> No.11025376

>>11025372
I'm a guy but I'm a bit on the skinny side.

>> No.11025379

>>11025376
he probably thought you looked like a homo

>> No.11025384

>>11025379
That's probably likely.

>> No.11025387
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...SAAY~TAAN~SAAY~TAAN~SAAY~TAAN...<wbr>

>> No.11025388

>>11025366
Why didn't you ask?
Being lewd and get paid for it it's my dream

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I'm a professional /jp/ shitposter.

I also have a biology degree.

>> No.11025400

Programming spiced with ICD F60.2

>> No.11025403

I have an university degree in modern languages and history and three years of work experience (babysitting, cleaning). Nerds.

>> No.11025404

>>11025388
I didn't need the money.

>> No.11025409

>>11025388
Also I'm a virgin.

>> No.11025425

>>11025400
>ICD F60.2
Is that like bein' spiced with spicy rum? Or do I misunderstand your post there?

>> No.11025427

>>11025333
fuck you for ruining my escapism and making me realize again i have no marketable skills that a mexican working for 1/4th the wage doesn't already have and that I'll never amount to anything.

>> No.11025432

>>11025351
this picture always makes me laugh to tears

because it looks like she is garbing somebody's crotch
cannot unsee

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>>11025427
Incompetence is my fetish. :3

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OH! OH!
>>11025427
my ESCAPISM! oh NOES!

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I have an engineering degree but I live in my friend's basement because working 230+ days a year is real drag.

I'm also tall because for that some reason it matters

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11025456

I'm impressed by how the lot of you either shitpost unironically or answer in earnest and none of you seemed to have picked up the intent of my thread. But the only reason I'm writing this post now is because of this guy >>11025427

You need to re-evaluate the worth of your life a bit. If you haven't caught on yet I wrote the OP with a few choice words that normies would find totally acceptable but real truNEETs would find deplorable.

1) Marketable skills - in other words, experienced slaves.
2) Sell yourself - turn yourself into a slave by displaying to your owner that you are worth less than they are and need to be shown your place.
3) Job market - slave market where millions of people are competing for scraps and minimal pay just to stay alive.

You're not a slave and you shouldn't see yourself as someone who needs to be. You shouldn't have any desire to be one either. Life is free and should be lived free, not in chains.

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>>11025456
3deep5me, OP.

>> No.11025466

>>11025333
i am a good goyim. willing to do more for less.

>> No.11025473

>>11025456
>If you haven't caught on yet I wrote the OP with a few choice words that normies would find totally acceptable but real truNEETs would find deplorable.
Nobody cares anymore, if they ever cared (which is doubtful). This is shitposting country now.

>> No.11025486

>>11025456


not that anon but

>You're not a slave and you shouldn't see yourself as someone who needs to be. You shouldn't have any desire to be one either. Life is free and should be lived free, not in chains.

So much this.
I used to not understand why people hate having a boss or having a job in general, and then I tried finding one myself

job interviews and a little inside look at how it is to work at call center made me certain that I DONT want to end like that

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