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I have a crush on Satori.

>> No.11061400

Me too.

>> No.11061412

I once wrote a long story about romancing Satori. What did YOU do to prove your love to her?

>> No.11061417

>>11061412
I'm pretty sure the majority of the responses is "I masturbated to muh waifu"

>> No.11061422

>>11061412
I masturbated to muh waifu

>> No.11061427

>>11061417
That is lust, not love.

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>> No.11061425

>>11061412
I drive.

>> No.11061431

>>11061427
What's the difference

>> No.11061441

>>11061412
What should I do to show Satori how much I love her?

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>> No.11061464

>>11061431
Your dick and your heart.
>>11061441
Take her for a ride.

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>>11061464
But I can't put my heart in her you-know-what :(

>> No.11061486

>>11061475
You can put your heart in her hands.

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>>11061386
She wants to crush on you too.

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I want to CRUSH Satori!

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>>11061526
H-how you dare? Punch back!

>> No.11061547

>>11061486
That was really touching, I had some feels at that post

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>> No.11061611

>>11061555
I bet Israel is behind this.

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>>11061555
DO IT FGT

>> No.11061633

>>11061502
Squish me Satori-Sama!!

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whee!

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>>11061502
I-I want to be crushed beneath Satori...!

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>>11061656
I'd rather rub a giant Patchy's feet while she relaxes and reads a book.

>> No.11061678

>>11061656
A human just died because of her carelessness. I'm not amused.

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>>11061678
I s'pose it'd be better if I got my hands on some Hourai Elixer first

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>>11061697
Ara ara, you're all so small and cute~

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>>11061712
>>11061701
This thread is going places

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>>11061728
Big 2hu's are best 2hu's.

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I like gloomy satori the best.

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>>11062080
I like shoegazer Satori the best.

>> No.11063082

>>11063060
Hi iPaet!

>> No.11063096
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Giant Touhous are weird.

>> No.11063103

>>11063060
i'd beat the shit out of that pleb

>> No.11063153

>>11063082
what?

>> No.11063853

>>11061412
If you don't post a link to the pastebin you're full of shit.

>> No.11063865

>>11061701
Can Youkai survive without hearts?

>> No.11063971

>>11063865
>implying youkai have any heart to begin with

>> No.11064034
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satori is pretty

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>>11064034
Well, of course.

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I have a crush on Tokiko.

>> No.11064071
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Last night I had a dream where I confessed my love to Satori. I was really nervous and I could feel my heart beating really fast, but I woke up before she responded. Do you think Satori would like me back, /jp/?

>> No.11064090

>>11064049
Satori in thighhighs is a miracle of the universe.

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>>11064071
...maybe. If you're feelings are genuine she'll know, and that'll count for a lot, but she's also very aloof and anti-social. You'll have a lot of stigma to break through.

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>>11064071
Not likely. You have to remember she isn't fond of humans.

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>> No.11064296

>>11064103
I don't think she's much fond of anyone, what with the whole banished-to-the-deepest-reaches-of-the-earth thing.

>> No.11064334

>>11064296
If that's true then why is she so sexual.

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>>11064296
She likes her pets.

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>>11064343
Then the way is clear. Become her pet.

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>>11064388
But I don't want to be her pet, I want to be her boyfriend.

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>>11064388
I don't think that would work.

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>>11064403
Then you must become Koishi.

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>>11064412
Koishi's not her boyfriend.
Besides, there's no way any human could ever replace her beloved sister.

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>>11064429
I shall become as cute as Koishi and replace her entirely in the 2hu canon.

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>>11064450
You're definitely never gonna get on her good side like that.

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>>11064453
Safe, consensual sex with Satorin~

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>>11064492
>>11064492
Best doujins.

>> No.11064519
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I want to crush Satori.

>> No.11064529

>>11064516
My heart!

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>> No.11064535

>>11064529
You've never read them? Go do that.

>> No.11064563

>>11064516
I have all four, they're the best.

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>>11064534
I can never accept busty Satori.

>> No.11064605

I want to stick my dick in Satori

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>>11064605

>> No.11064698

>>11064689
I love you photoshop skills

>> No.11064769

>>11064689
I don't think she wants the banana. And give back her skirt.

>> No.11065090

Best Touhou

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Is there a Touhou whose love can be truer or more forgiving than Satori's?

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Pink hair are super sexual.

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I want to lovingly rape Satori-chan.

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