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Portal thread.

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No one here actually wants to kill themselves right?

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;_;XD

>> No.11493421

>>11493408
Nobody reading this thread right now has killed themselves. Let's just leave it at that.

>> No.11493422

>>11493401
why did she cut the wrong way?

up the highway not across the street

>> No.11493429

I miss portalmaker. His threads always cheered me up.

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>> No.11493505

>>11493408
I haven't tried in a couple of years. My life won't play out like Welcome to the NHK though, so may as well try again sometime.

>> No.11493526

>>11493505
Sukoshi, miageta sora dekisugita nichijou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHs5AjAvFoA

>> No.11493530

How do you guys resist the urge to do it? Or are you just scared?

>> No.11493533

>>11493530
I just don't have the urge.

>> No.11493536

Live the NEET life to the fullest until you no longer have anyone or anything to support you.

As long as you have the means to survive and take it easy, why kill yourself? I mean that as a serious question. Based NEETs throw away their pride and live an endless summer vacation that poor working class slaves can scarcely dream of.

>> No.11493547

>>11493530
Fucking terrified.
I don't wanna fuck up and have some shitty agony, the fear of ever enduring physical suffering other than constipation is what keeps me up at night.

>> No.11493552

r.i.p wtH
i wonder what method he used

>> No.11493554

How do I get my doctor to prescribe me stronger sleeping pills. I've just realized that the number of zopiclone pills I get on every refill isnt even close enough to kill me even if i'm piss drunk when I take them. I'm too much of a pussy to use anything other than pills.

>> No.11493556

>>11493554
weed helps

>> No.11493557

>>11493556
I want to kill myself not sleep

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>>11493554
You probably want to kill yourself because you're taking that shitty drug in the first place.

>> No.11493561

If I kill myself, my wrathful spirit will haunt the next seven generations of my family

>> No.11493563

>>11493559
I don't take any drugs and I do lots of cardio to clear my head. The only reason I sought out a sleeping pill prescription was so that I had the means to kill myself at any time. It makes me feel more at ease having a way out.

>> No.11493566

TEACH ME SECRET HOLY SPELLS AND THE WISDOM OF THE ELDERLY.

>> No.11493567

>>11493563
>I've just realized that the number of zopiclone pills I get on every refill isnt even close enough to kill me

If you're not taking them, then why is this an issue?

Just stockpile them for like 2 or 3 months then.

>> No.11493569

>>11493563
cardio kills gains do mad deep squats

>> No.11493570

>>11493563
There are tons of ways to kill yourself. Pills are for girls. Do you want to die like a girl?

Be a man for once in your life.

>> No.11493572

>>11493561
I think is would be kind of cool to haunt someplace. Do you just have to knock on walls every now and again?

>> No.11493573

>>11493567
I've calculated it based on my weight and I would need something like 100 pills to have a chance of dying. I think my doctor prescribed me them because he knows whats up.

>> No.11493576

It's stupid as hell, but you guys are what keep me alive. If you guys are fine no matter the hardships, then I gain the bare minimum of confidence to not do it that day.

As much as I hate all of you and your guts, I appreciate you.

>> No.11493578

>>11493536

A life of shameless indulgence has always been a dream for people. NEET is like what the Roman lifestyle was back then. A life of pleasure and no work.

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>>11493573
If he knew what's up he wouldn't prescribe a z-drug.

Shitty doctor.

>>11493576
You too.

>>11493579
Thanks for pic.

>> No.11493584

>>11493576
Awww... glad to help. Wanna fug?

>> No.11493586

I have a shotgun in my closet. I might just put it to use one day!

>> No.11493591

>>11493578
We Roman elite now, only without the constant threat of assassination.

and these fuckers want to kill themselves! LMAO!!!

>> No.11493589

>>11493586
Why not tonight?

>> No.11493592

>>11493566
I believe some jaypee are a wizard enough.

>> No.11493595

>>11493566
Gazing into my mind~
Entering my soul~
Is there not a secret to unfold?~

I am the mindtraveller, seeking wisdom of yore~
I am the mind explorer~
Striving to know so much more~

>> No.11493599

>>11493589
brb gensoyko :P

>> No.11493598

What's the best way to go?

>> No.11493603

>>11493586
This is why I'm never owning a gun.

Destrudo effect gonna get me one day and I'll blow my brains out just because I feel like it.

It's that same feeling when you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you think "I don't want to die, but I could so easily just jump off right now".

>> No.11493608

>>11493578
Why is it that NEET are looked down upon when they're clearly so much happier?

>> No.11493610

>>11493598
Heroin overdose.

>> No.11493625

>>11493603
God, this feeling is horrifying. I hate it.

>> No.11493626

>>11493608
Jealousy, rage, corrupted minds, etc...

The ruling class has beaten the idea into them that working for a paycheck is the only way to live. The mere fact that we exist without gainful employment drives them insane

>> No.11493635

>>11493608
>clearly so much happier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXVZYRTMFvU

>> No.11493660

>>11493598
immolation

>> No.11493663

>>11493572
No, you have to manipulate and interfere with their daily lives in subtle ways, like making them drop a chopstick on the floor, or putting their wallet someplace where they don't expect it.

>> No.11493664

>>11493603
I know that feeling. I also get the feeling that I could kill someone else really easily, that's what really makes me uncomfortable. Maybe that's why why mass shootings are on the rise while murders on a whole are falling. People nowadays were sheltered/more controlled growing up than half a century ago and the urge to use that power they're not used to having becomes too big and they go on a shooting spree.

>> No.11493672

>>11493598
Sucking on my cock dude

>> No.11493674

>>11493396
That's deep.

>> No.11493677 [DELETED] 

>>11493674
Not as deep as my penis in your mum last night LOL

>> No.11493680

>>11493677
Dude my mom is dead.

>> No.11493683

>>11493680
The dubs confirms it.

>> No.11493686

>>11493672
i feel like discussing DICKS all of a sudden

>> No.11493692

>>11493608
>clearly so much happier
lol

>> No.11493694

>>11493686
Would you suck my cock if you had to kill yourself right afterwards?

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Goodnight /jp/.
I love you.

>> No.11493726

>>11493723
Say hi to Reimu when you wake up

>> No.11493727

>>11493723
Good night anon. See you in Gensokyo some day.

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>>11493723
Goodnight.

I love you too bb.

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>>11493723

Sweet dreams anon.

>> No.11493808

Can we go back to talking about suicide, Romans, and zopiclone? I think we've wished sleepy anon a good night enough.

>> No.11493808,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11493808
Janny just woke up. Good night everyone.

>> No.11493808,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11493808,1
He obviously hasn't though.

This is pretty weird that just this was deleted. Must of been some rogue mod or something that glanced over it in the report que.

I think the recent janitor that's been pissing everyone off and going full nazi mode quit or got fired actually.

>> No.11493808,3 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.11493808,4 [INTERNAL] 


So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it

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