/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I love MotherFucker Mike.

http://cinemassacre.com/2013/11/11/mike-tysons-punch-out-nes/

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine he'd be fun to hand out with in real life. I wish I still had friends to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when you're browsing the site and see a video and click it thinking it's a James video, then it's just Mike.

I was excited when I thought James had done a review of the Back to the Future cartoon series, but it turned out to be Mike nitpicking (not in a good/funny way) and making awkward attempts to find innuendo where there wasn't any.

Are there classes on how to not be an insufferable douchebag? Mike really needs to take some.

[Anonymous No.]

This guy is somehow even less funny than AVGN. I guess thats why he keeps him around.

[Anonymous No.]

It makes me sad when I read comments like these.
>>11620085
>>11620087

[Anonymous No.]

http://player.screenwavemedia.com/Cinemassacre-5276b724a0042_high.mp4

Why don't they just post this link on the page? Fuck that streaming Flash bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620092
Normal people get served ads when they use streaming flash.

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>>11620092
Look at Mike's face at 00:45 taking the controller out of that guy's hand and handing it to James, he's like "hands of the controller, baka gaijin, it's James-sama turn to play".
What the fuck?
James was literally by that guy's side. He would have gotten the controller himself if not for Dicksucker Mike.

[Anonymous No.]

I could never beat Mike Tyson. I'm impressed Childfucker Mike actually managed to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why he gets so much hate, I enjoyed those 2 videos that were removed from his channel or whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOnbBgICro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JWaXvNPXM8

Does this mean I have autism?
Are there any more videos similar to the above that were removed due to negative rating/comments and reuploaded?

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck is this? sorry i'm sticking with pewdiepie

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620110
>I enjoyed those 2 videos

No you didn't, shut the fuck up.

>Are there any more videos similar to the above that were removed due to negative rating/comments and reuploaded?

This isn't a gaming video but it was removed from their channel a month or two ago, I don't know why:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEK5vmrtDnU

Notice how Mike keeps speaking for James and putting words into everyone's mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>make a career out of trashing games and movies
>block people that criticize you

motherfucking mike can get motherfucking fucked

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA

This is genuinely inspiring. James is a cool guy.

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>>11620115
Holy shit, they're really into each other, that video is sexy as hell

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>>11620115
I legitimately laughed at Mike's vulgar elmo impersonations during the review and found his thoughts on how children would not enjoy boring grownup references during the movie to be truthful. The inspector gadget bit wasn't that great I don't see why it would receive so many dislikes.

>No you didn't, shut the fuck up.

Why would I lie about this? Not every single thing posted on /jp/ is said ``ironically'' you know.

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>>11620115
>04:41 James: "I won't post videos until I'm happy with it. I will do take after take after take and I use the part that works best. So knowing that I get a chance to edit it and give it to the audience the way I want them to see it. You get to make the choices and cut what you don't like ......."
>Mike gets super embarrassed and then goes on to apologize for the Gadget stuff
>James laughs
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Mike Matei have a following in Japan like James? Or is he too high brow and exotic?

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>>11620142
>children would not enjoy boring grownup references during the movie

I get this from so many films. If it's mythology or some famous historical event, fine, but how many kids watching Shark Tale have seen The Godfather?

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourselves back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

How old are these guys by the way?

I doubt they're virgins, how much sex do you think they have and do you think mike would try to use his e-fame to bang chicks?

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>>11620115
>>11620154
Mike does really creepy hand gestures. I don't know what it is. He looks like a skeleton.

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>>11620163
>do you think mike would try to use his e-fame to bang chicks?
That would be way too funny for this dimension.

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>>11620163
Mike Matei has a girlfriend. They post a lot of vacation photos and pictures from the Halloween party with James.

[Anonymous No.]

Why del

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>>11620163
Early thirties. >>11620120 is about James turning 30 and since he and Mike went to college together, I'm guessing they're about the same age.

James is married and had a child earlier this year. His wife is kind of a bitch:
http://cinemassacre.com/2012/01/06/mrs-nerd-speaks/

[Anonymous No.]

If one of them actually reviewed a touhou game or made some kind of video about it, what are the chances of it not being deleted from /jp/?

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>>11620115
It's still there.
http://cinemassacre.com/2012/11/07/mike-talks-about-the-avgn-experience/

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>>11620168,4
Oh. It was deleted from the YouTube channel. I guess maybe they want more hits on their actual site? ┐('～`；)┌

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>>11620168,3
The recent Silver Surfer thread was deleted.

They've made Toho (Co.) videos. I remember posting the Godzillathon videos once, but it was inside an actual kaiju thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What does mike do for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620168,7
>Mother Fucker Mike
I think you can figure that out by yourself :)
if not... ask your mom lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620168,7
He's the webmaster of Cinemassacre.com.

[Anonymous No.]

fuk

off

[Anonymous No.]

Which 2hu would you double-team with Mike.