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Holy shit /jp/, I'm feeling like the most baddass dude ever.
I went to the gas station to buy some cigarettes, I lit one and on my way back a punk approached me and asked me for a cig, I politely told he that was my only cigarette and that he should go buy his own, he refused to listen to me and kept following me, that's when he threatened stabbing me (he clearly didn't have a knife), that bluff of his got me really REALLY pissed off, I felt a switch turn on inside me and a spark ran through my entire body. I let go of my groceries and charged at him, instant death. I pushed him into the ground and started pounding his face, I .
Holy shit it was amazing /jp/, I hadn't gotten into a fight since middle school, I'm still shaking from excitement, it was amazing

>> No.11629501

Smoking is bad for your health.

>> No.11629501,1 [INTERNAL] 

HOLY SHIT NOW I FEEL LIKE KICKING JANNY'S ASS

>> No.11629501,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,1
*rolls up sleeves*
Bring it, grandma.

>> No.11629501,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,2
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
I'm 2 meters tall and weight 90 kilos. (that's 6'6 ft and 200 pounds, American).

>> No.11629501,4 [INTERNAL] 

goddamn remind me to let this nig enjoy his cig did you send the dude to the hospital?

>> No.11629501,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,3
lmao skinny piece of shit

200lbs at 6'6 is pathetic

>> No.11629501,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,4
I left him out cold in the middle of the street.

>> No.11629501,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,6
shit dawg what ya gonna do if the cops stop by or he mobs you next time ya walkin down the street

>> No.11629501,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,5
Is that so?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/woofman81/Jan09progresspics029-1.jpg

>> No.11629501,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,5
Yeah, I'm 6' and almost 200.

>> No.11629501,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,7
If he does that I will kick his ass again. I'm not afraid of a crazy crackhead.

>> No.11629501,11 [INTERNAL] 

I'm 6'1 and 165lbs (185cm, 75kg)

>> No.11629501,12 [INTERNAL] 

Holy shit /jp/, I'm feeling like the most baddass dude ever.
I went to the adult store to buy some dildoes, I started sucking one and on my way back a tranny approached me and asked me for a dildoe, I politely told he that was my only dildoe and that zhe should go buy zer own, zhe refused to listen to me and kept following me, that's when zhe threatened raping me me (he clearly didn't have a dick), that bluff of his got me really REALLY pissed off, I felt a switch turn on inside me and a spark ran through my entire body. I let go of my dildoes and vibrators and charged at zer, instant death. I pushed zer into the ground and started pounding zer ass with my 12 inch cock, I .
Holy shit it was amazing /jp/, I hadn't raped anyone since middle school, I'm still shaking from excitement, it was amazing

>> No.11629501,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,8
He's not 6'6 you retard. He also doesn't look 200lbs but I could be wrong

>> No.11629501,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,10
nigger

>> No.11629501,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11629501,12
>zer
>zhe
>his
>him

At lest be consistent, cissy.

>> No.11629501,16 [INTERNAL] 

If this wasn't the Internet I would literally kick all your asses for making fun of me.

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