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12106590 No.12106590[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm graduating 4chan this year, and going out into the real world to be a normie.

I guess I just want to say bye

>> No.12106592

bye

>> No.12106595

>>12106590
You're going to repeat a year.
Apply yourself.

>> No.12106600

>>12106595
Man I was supposed to graduate like five years ago. I am complete now. There is nothing more for me to learn.

>> No.12106603

>>12106590
Have fun on Reddit!

>> No.12106605

>>12106603
Not like this dead board could be worse than them.

>> No.12106609

>>12106590
Don't forget to say goodbye to your good friends over at /r9k/ while you're at it.
Godspeed, hope to never see you again.

>> No.12106610

>>12106595
Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind was a porno flick?

>> No.12106613

>>12106609
I've never been to /r9k/, but thanks. I've been crossing over to the normie realm for quite a while now, almost fully transported. I guess there really isn't anything stimulating to me on 4chan anymore. On /jp/, definitely not. This place is deader than dead.

>> No.12106625

>>12106613
>I've never been to /r9k/, but thanks.
My bad then, your attention whoring blogshit whining sounds just like copied verbatim from one of their NEET threads.
Oh wait...

>> No.12106697
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12106697

*munch munch munch*

you say somefin'?

*munch munch munch*

>> No.12106746

Use leechblock to circumbent the habit.

>> No.12106746,1 [INTERNAL] 

I really want to fuck Saten-chan

>> No.12107015

Nobody just "becomes" a normie. You're either born one or not.
If you're successful then you were a norm the whole time.

>> No.12107015,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12106697
cute sheep d00d

>> No.12107015,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015
A successful person is an abnormality in itself because most people are too average to succeed or fail. Failures are easy to come by and they are abnormal, yet too deluded to realize their opposite is rarer and thus even more abnormal, as admitting that would make them not have an excuse anymore.

>> No.12107015,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,2
I meant successful in his quest to become a normalfag

>> No.12107015,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,3
Oh. Alright, sorry.

>> No.12107015,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,2
i can't rmember if this is my post or not

>> No.12107015,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,5
yes you can

>> No.12107015,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12106746
I think this was my post. I can tell because the "v" is turned into a "b", that's a kind of funny thing I do to reference japanese

what do you think?

>> No.12107015,8 [INTERNAL] 

I graduated 4chan for some shittier imageboard
Or does this mean going back a grade?

>> No.12107015,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,8
it's like going to the special school when you're a special kid

>> No.12107015,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,8
The times I have abandoned 4chan for /bun/ and /ota/ have been the most fulfilled times of my recent life.

>> No.12107015,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,10
/bun/ is pretty cool
/ota/ is a really shitty place
warosu is the best

>> No.12107015,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,11
/ota/ is the best /jp/ offshoot junior

>> No.12107015,13 [INTERNAL] 

/bun/ only has /general/ and /b/, it's the worst board model ever.

>> No.12107015,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,12
/ota/ reminds me of being in high school again.

>> No.12107015,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,14
there's a lot of bullying?

>> No.12107015,16 [INTERNAL] 

want sex with a cute girl around 14 (like saten-san)

>> No.12107015,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,16
I want to have sex with a cute girl around 6 (like Alice Liddell)

>> No.12107015,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,17
you can't it won't fit in her vagina.

>> No.12107015,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,18
Rubbing against it is fine.

>> No.12107015,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,19
that sounds lame & not reallfy sex

>> No.12107015,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,20
What if I squirt my semen in her vagina when I climax?

>> No.12107015,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,20
I think I would prefer rubbing over actual sex with a loli. Actual sex is normal, but non-penetrative sex just seems really lewd and perverted.

>> No.12107015,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,22
they don't hav e anything to rub on

>> No.12107015,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,23
Little girls have clits, too.

>> No.12107015,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,18
Just the tip should be fine.
I'm totally NOT speaking from experience, btw. Just thought I'd point that out before somebody gets the wrong idea. H-Heh..

>> No.12107015,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,23
Uh...

>> No.12107015,27 [INTERNAL] 

Um... So how many of you actually want to fuck a little girl's slippery kodomocunt?

>> No.12107015,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,27
I just want to cuddle and be friends with a little girl.

>> No.12107015,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,28
You wouldn't try to do anything lewd at all? I mean, if you were cuddling and she fell asleep, would you not squeeze her butt?

>> No.12107015,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,29
I would not.

>> No.12107015,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12107015,30
Are you 100% certain? Nobody would ever know and you may never get another chance.

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