/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Please visit /what/-chan when you get tired of being bullied by the jan, or whenever you feel like!

Link is in image.

[Anonymous No.]

All 2 of you?

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>>12125862
The population is 3 and half actually.

I'm not sure how many people there are actually I don't count... More /jp/sies are always welcome though.

By the way how do you pronounce /jp/sie? I do it like "jaypeezie".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12125871
Gypsy

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test

[Anonymous No.]

>>12125875
Nah it's jaypeezie

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>>12125871
if you wanted people to go, why would you post saten?

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>>12125928
Who character would your recommend?

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>>12125912
Who died and made you king of the gypsies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12125934
literally anyone else

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>>12125938
Now I'm kind of insulted.

What don't you like about Saten?

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>>12125942
I watched all of Railgun the anime

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>>12125944
And you're telling me you hated her after that? What about the part when she blew that thing up with her bat, she's literally the most important character and everyone would be dead. Actually I kind of don't even remember what she hit with her bat, but I remember it saved people.

Do you hate all the railgun girls? What about Japanese Flash?

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>>12125942
don't let him bother you about something like that you have to be strong

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>>12125951
Man this show looks cute. Too bad that faggy Gary Stu authorial self insert had to ruin it.

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>>12125951
pls stop trolling me

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>>12125961
Why do you try to write a specific complaint after giving the impression you haven't seen it? What would you know about it?

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>>12125968
He clearly read the books

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>>12125961
The entire series is basically one big Gary Stew. You know it was originally a book written by a 15 year old right? It's okay though.

I Mary Stew myself into pretending I'm Uiharu sometimes and act like I have the ability to mildly heat stuff up with my body.

>>12125954
Thanks.

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>>12125851
This site is full of Malware!
BEWARE!
~Iiiima wa
Malware Malware Malware Malware Malware Malware Malware Malware Malware Mal-wa-re!

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>>12125982
Thanks Derek.

My McAfee Antivirus™ also alerted me of the threat.

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>>12125985
>>12125982
Don't you guys use noscript?

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>>12125985
My name isn't Derek, bro.

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>>12125988
I use noscript and block all cookies by default actually. I don't do it as a security measure really, more of a fuck-you to all the bullshit crap on the web, tracking/data-mining etc.

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Warosu.

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>>12125942
This fucking picture. Why didn't I born as a cute girl. I could be cuddling with my bff instead of wasting my life shitposting on /jp/ and playing shitty lifestyle grinding games.

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>>12125993,2
Let's play something new, is there a counter strike flash online or something?

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Man, wouldn't it be nice to have a loli girlfriend? Why in the world would you not want to go on dates with a cute little girl? I think even a loli would enjoy some mundane things that older girls wouldn't care about. For instance, just imagine going for a drive to the countryside in the summertime.

The two of you in the car, windows cracked down, rolling down a rising and twisty country road in the car. The warm air would be playing with her hair and every now and then she'd tuck it behind her ear and toss a sincere smile your way in a way that only a little girl can. You didn't really have any place in particular in mind when you set out, so you'd be free to stop pretty much wherever you please. How about a place with some trees and grass? Nothing special, just someplace comfortable. Some place where you two can relax. Unsurprisingly in the countryside, you realize that such places are abundant as you slow down and pull off to the side of the road and park next to a particularly gnarled tree. Getting out to sit down against this tree; this tree that looks so proud standing over the field of grass it seems to be watching over, all the sounds make their way to your ears. The calm breeze rushing through the grass, the same breeze pushing and pulling on the tree and causing it to creak quietly, the few cicadas keeping eachother company with their intermittent chirps, and not much more. No cars. No sirens. No airplanes. No helicopters. Just natural, relaxing sounds. As a matter of fact, the only things that sounds unnatural are the sound of human footsteps rustling through the grass and their voices piercing the summer atmosphere. Above head there's not much either. A few clouds dot the sky, but the main feature is the seemingly everlasting sun.

The two of you lay against the tree with the the bright, cheerful sun peeking at you two from through the leaves. You look to your side, she looks up to you, and she scoots just a bit closer. Just enough to lean against you comfortably. After all, you're definitely more comfortable than a tree. You wrap your arm around her, not really wanting to say much. From this distance you can smell the unmistakable scent of chlorine coming from her, telling you that she was in the pool recently. Slowly, a slow conversation starts up between the two of you. It's nothing special, just something to do together. It'd probably be about the view, or ice cream, or the summertime. Whatever it is, it's not really as important as being close to her. Slowly her responses become slower. She leans against you more heavily. Her word choice becomes simpler, favoring shorter words. You get the sense that she's really not enjoying the conversation, so you stop and just enjoy the moment.

In about five minutes or maybe fifteen, you can hear weird noises coming from this girl who's snuggled up against you. Slight, quiet groans. Deep sighs. Then, the instantly recognizable sound of a short, cute snore. I guess it's not that she didn't want to talk with you after all. It's that she must have been feeling incredibly tired. When kids get tired, they fall asleep. It doesn't really matter where they're at. It's just chance that this girl was leaning against you. It's just chance that you were holding this girl. Still, for something like this to happen to you, don't you feel lucky? Who wouldn't?

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>>12125993,4
And surely it's just by chance that most people will never experience something like this, right?

ive gone and made myself sad now
even if i had a loli relative who came over every now and then
she could hug me and maybe we could watch movies together
that would be good enough for me

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>>12125851
I like that akari "pondering" face its so cute

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kawaii

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>>12125851
Hey kid, you think anyone will type that long ass link?

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>>12125993,8
Hey Grandpa! Type it once and bookmark it.

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>>12125993,9
Why should I bookmark that shitty site?

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>>12125993,8
How long did it take you to type out that post? 5 minutes? 10 minutes? 3 hours? It must be horrible having to type so slow, I understand why your'ee so bitter.

>>12125993,10
Because I'll cry if you don't.

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>>12125993,9
do the pastebin thing again where you link the other spinoffs as well why not

[Anonymous No.]

Jew shill marketer scum fuck your gay site

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>>12125993,11
Then cry me a river, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at what-ch.mooo.com.

RIP what

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>>12125993,15
Must be /ota/min again. He's systemically killing off the competition.

[Anonymous No.]

le bump