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12336161 No.12336161 [Reply] [Original]

Jaypee is ahegao a real thing?
I mean like IRL.

>> No.12336165

Yes and it's disgusting.

>> No.12336176
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>>12336161

>> No.12336182

>>12336165
That's a given being 3D and all but can orgams really make you do that?

>> No.12336193

>>12336182
I strolled through /gif/ some time ago and saw an ahegao thread. I don't know how fake the stuff was, but it seems like this really is a thing.

>> No.12336216

>>12336182
Yes. Ive made a similar face to ahegao without trying.
it takes a special kind of orgasm, like one where you feel like passing out after and you have persisting muscle spasms.

>> No.12336219

Yes and I've done it

>> No.12336276

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GzBQ2cwmHpU#t=265

>> No.12336301

>>12336276
Lewd

>> No.12336712
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Puffy vulva is a real thing IRL. Doesn't mean you want it.

http://www.xvideos.com/video5109433/russian_teen_has_pussy_pumped_up_so_it_s_a_mass_of_flesh

>> No.12336727

>>12336712
that's not puffy, puffy is cute and subtle, that looks like a huge boil

>> No.12336744

>>12336727
Well, if you find a way to pump up something subtly, I'm all ears.

>> No.12336746

>>12336712
There was this girl on snapchat that used to send me pics of her puffy vulva that shit looks gross dude I think she pumped it and she would put panties on and it would look like a dick I think I got her snapchat from /soc/ she just wanted to send pictures and said would block anyone who sent her any

>> No.12336755

Yes.

Does anyone know how to stop doing it? If I ever get married, I don't want my husbando to laugh at me or be repulsed because he thinks I'm 2lewd. ;_;

>> No.12336766

>>12336755
Lets see your ahegao and we'll tell you if it's cute or disgusting enough that you need to be euthanized

>> No.12336771

>>12336744
They need fat.

>> No.12336792

>>12336766

>If I ever get married

Read back. Unless you're suggesting that I marry /jp/. Harem route is lewd, so wouldn't that be counter-productive?

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>>12336712
Here is a REAL puffy vulva.
http://www.spankwire.com/Wake-Up-Sex/video225394/

>> No.12336812

>>12336792
Well if or when you get married might be a while from now so it'll give you a long time to improve with some tips/advice from us of course. Willing you post your face you make. A harem is lewd but it will make sure you get loose so you won't feel anything anymore thus no more face

>> No.12337171

>>12336161

Cute jammies. Does /jp/ own cute jammies?

>> No.12337188

loli have puffy vulva

>> No.12337191

>>12337171
No, I sleep naked aniki.

>> No.12337201

>>12336182
Yes, but only the best, most top shelf kind of orgasm, the sort of orgasm where you go deaf temporarily, where you see the light of Jesus Christ himself descending upon as your entire lower half spasms in ways you didn't think possible, where your asshole gasps for air like a dying fish and your eyes roll back in your head and your toes curl up, and you want to thrust your pelvis through the fucking roof.
That is the only time you will ever 3D ahegoo

>> No.12337226

>>12337191

That's not cute at all unless you're a loli or a modest Christmas cake.

>> No.12337229

>>12337226
I'm a 6 and a half foot tall bearded lumberjack
I will never be cute ;_;

>> No.12337239

>>12337229

I know that feeling.

>> No.12337241

>>12337171
I wanted to buy a onesie. Then I bought a cheap one. I regret not buying a good one off of Amazon, it was comfy but too small.

>> No.12337359

>>12337229
Lumberjacks can be cute.

>> No.12337487

My eyes rolled up a bit while cumming once. It felt nice.

>> No.12338151

>>12336792
There's nothing wrong with loving multiple people. As long as your partners know and are fine with it, let the love flow.

>> No.12338156

>>12337229
You may not be cute, but are you handsome? I reckon there are some ruggedly handsome /jp/sies out there.

>> No.12338170

>>12338151
Lies. One girl for one man.

>> No.12338182

>>12338170
Why? What's wrong with having multiple partners?

>> No.12338260

>>12337229
Well at least you are not a 6 feet tall awkward looking pimple filled nerd. ;_;

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>> No.12340485

>>12338430
i can dig it

>> No.12340538

>>12336161
Holy fuck go the fuck back to /a/.

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