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12390348 No.12390348[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Any military NEETs here? I'm running out of options, and the military is becoming more and more of an option. What's the best branch for an out of shape loser?

I'd like to learn how to survive outdoors, that would be cool...

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>> No.12390362

>out of shape loser
Navy or Air Force if you're a manlet. Army being next best option.

>> No.12390366

>military is becoming more and more of an option.

good goy

>> No.12390366,1 [INTERNAL] 

My dad is at a reserve's training exercise right now and is currently 3 days without any sleep.
Only join if you hate yourself.

>> No.12390376

Army SF or Navy SF

>> No.12390376,1 [INTERNAL] 

Wow.. janny deleted my thread...

>> No.12390376,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,1
Have to make room for more monster girl threads.

>> No.12390376,3 [INTERNAL] 

feel when /v/ has been forcing some shit to get back at the mods for a few days and the jay can't even fight the mod for more than five minutes

>> No.12390376,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,3

There are only like 50 people on the jeep, and they're all crossboarders. The janikillers got tired of the unchanging GayP and left.

/v/ has like ten kajillion people

>> No.12390376,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,4
I'm hellbanned right now I was spamming fucking hard the other day on the jay. But yeah, the jay is just weebs now

>> No.12390376,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,5
>I was spamming fucking hard the other day on the jay

pathetic tryhard

>> No.12390376,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,6
Go back to /a/.

>> No.12390376,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,5

They do hellbans now? What does that entail?

>> No.12390376,9 [INTERNAL] 

I don't think hellbanning is even possible on 4chan.

>> No.12390376,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,8
Nah I just got banned enough times that I stopped reseting, no one else was even trying to rid the /a/ shitters so it wasn't worth it.

>> No.12390376,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,9

How is it not? You'd just have your posts appear locally but not to others. It does not seem like a hard thing to do unless there's some crucial limitation in the board software.

>> No.12390376,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,11
Yeah, 4chan is completely static. Everyone sees the same page.

>> No.12390376,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,12
Yeah you see my same dick in your ass queer.

>> No.12390376,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,13
Don't you have a gay roleplay circlejerk to get back to?

>> No.12390376,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,14
Not until I'm done fucking you in the ass, faggot.

>> No.12390376,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,15
Acting tough on a turf you don't belong won't get you any reps

>> No.12390376,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,16
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO get a load of this fuggin' queer

>> No.12390376,18 [INTERNAL] 

She left the browser open on our laptop after he went to work this morning. I go to work after, so I usually hop on and do my own things on my real account.

Today, however, I was disgusted at what I found. My girlfriend is a troll. A really fucking nasty troll. She leaves horribly mean comments to all kinds of FreeBSD developers. They're filled with low quality bait, attempts at helping people with false info, she tears into unix beards, NEETs, etc. She goes to /seg/ threads and tell people not to play survival. She loves to troll around places like #freebsd to discourage people from using ZFS, etc.

I was horrified. Completely horrified. My girlfriend is a nice, gentle girl who is supportive and kind. In our 2-year relationship, we've fought three times total. I never thought this is a behavior she would take part in.

But this is something else. It made me wonder what else she did on the internet, so I looked at the browser history to find her also harassing NEETs and relax otaku on /jp/. Telling them to "smoke weed", calling thier favorite touhous ugly and fat and stupid, etc. It horrified me to think this was the girl who I studied lisp with.

I understand trolling can be fun, we've all laughed at it once or twice. But this goes far beyond what I ever imagined. I don't know how to look at her. I've lost respect for the girl I looked up to and admired.

Good people don't tear each other down. People people don't do that in general.

I don't know what to do. I want to bring it up to her, but I don't know how to do it without her automatically getting defensive and spouting off the same lines you hear from people (get a thicker skin, the world isn't kisses and rainbows, etc, of course it isn't but why contribute to it?).

>> No.12390376,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,17
Know your place in the W pack kid

>> No.12390376,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,19
That would be the top of the fucking chain gayboy. Time for you to head on back to the jay.

>> No.12390376,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,20
After you kill yourself

>> No.12390376,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,21
*yawn*

Nice try kid, 10/10.

>> No.12390376,23 [INTERNAL] 

This place is full of teenagers getting "ironically" mad and calling each other kids.

Nice /b/, admin.

>> No.12390376,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390366,1
>>go to my reserve drill weekend
>>it's just retirement parties and picnics with free beer all day
>>give myself a 2 hour lunch because I usually finish all my stuff early
>>next month is just a base-wide picnic all day with more free food and booze and ice cream

I've done those types of exercises though, but they're pretty rare. The only time I do any real work is when I'm deployed really.

Active duty was less fun because once again you have nothing to do all day (since you only do real work when you're deployed) so people would find bs things for you to do. Reserves is better IMO if you're just enlisting to do/see unique stuff and don't need a regular paycheck... or that's what I found out anyways.

>> No.12390376,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,23
Time to head on back to the big J gayboy.

>> No.12390376,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,24
Is that back when you claimed to be a NEET, yet were receiving a military paycheck, working a job and going to school?

>> No.12390376,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,26
Don't even give him the time of day man.

>> No.12390376,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,23
It's just a single teenbro trying to fit in

>> No.12390376,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,10
I was...

>> No.12390376,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,28
Fuckin' subhumans man, must have found the place with the recent wave of /a/ retards.

>> No.12390376,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,5
>I'm hellbanned right now I was spamming fucking hard

LMAO
who the fuck is this /a/ queer??

>> No.12390376,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390348
try national guard

>> No.12390376,33 [INTERNAL] 

would u kiss zun!bar?

>> No.12390376,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,31
Nice try ;)

>> No.12390376,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>12390376,24

all day cuhhhh

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