Body pillows with breathing cycles

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who wants a body pillow with a breathing cycle? I can't be the only one.

The link is kind of what I want but with a more shapely figure and a cover to suite.

https://ferrisjabr.wordpress.com/2009/10/10/marshallow-larva/

[Anonymous No.]

Not really anon.

[Anonymous No.]

That's fucking creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
It'd be interesting but probably hard to make something durable enough to use day-to-day with no risk of breaking or housefires while you're sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
I guess you're the only one, Anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

looks cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
i just want a body pillow with boobs
where can i find that

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want something that can catch fire in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
That sounds creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16373443
Get a gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16373471
but then you'll be really warm and snuggly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16377214
if i could get a girlfriend i wouldn't be on this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>16370246
ano...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16377389
Get a bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
How much is this and where can I get one? Why not just buy one of these, but put the daki cover over it? Then it'll be like your usual dakimakura is breathing as it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16373347
Nah, there are no problems with fires and things like that. I mean we have metal wires in electric blankets that are fire resistant.

Anyone seen those breathing sleeping cats? It would be easy to create a small diaphragm and artificial lung inside of a dakimakura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16394105
Not him, but obviously he can't because he is a guy. Really dude, reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>16394914
wow, sexist much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16361750
Whoa.
I mean, that would be interesting to say the least.
also it reminds me of 999[/spoiler