/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

One day, you open the door to your apartment and find this scene materializing before your eyes.
How do you go about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734542
You there. Faggot in the back. I didnt invite you.

[Anonymous No.]

tell them to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I remove that horrible piece of shit on the wall.
My god, is that some sort of 'modern' dreamcatcher or something?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I live in a house because I'm not poor.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /jp/ meetup.

[Anonymous No.]

Me in the back right.

[Anonymous No.]

"Get the fuck out of my apartment."

[Anonymous No.]

I'd call the police.

[Sakura !!32RHYzwb/Ga No.]

Call the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734566
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

I take the hat and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734575
Seriously what the fuck is that. In the thumbnail it looked like a giant fan at first.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

Kill every single one of them and claim it was self defense during a robbery. Picture related.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask the occasion for breaking into other peoples' apartments and lounging in them.
If it's agreeable I'd ask if I could join. If it isn't but not particularly distracting I'd try to ignore them and go about my life. If it is, I'd ask them to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd wake up and check what animu I would watch next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734601
Fuck you, Osaka, you were supposed to make friends not stab Chiyo in the fucking neck.

[ages !!MxTEMuumWX4 No.]

OHIHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734601
btw where is that character from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734641
Lucky Star

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734653

rofl....

[Anonymous No.]

I pull a cudder from my pocket and shove it down their throats.

"TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck do they always do the peace sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734575

It's art, man. You just don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

ask the guy why they're there, and make a feeble attempt at making them leave. Then, try to sleep with my bedroom door locked while they make far too much noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734660
They don't know any other pose to give themselves.

[Carbon !!E2UfcfuaVBL No.]

Walk back out,check the apartment number and make sure I'm at the right place.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a few hundreds of 9mm rounds for these situations.

[Anonymous No.]

Pig Disgusting 3D, walk into my room and lock the door.

[Anonymous No.]

Immediately leave because those girls are whores on stage and whores in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

ransom for isk

[Anonymous No.]

when I grow up I want to be a spaceship

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder where the fuck my furniture went.

I mean, I spent almost fifty bucks on that little ying yang coffee table, bitches can't just come in and remove a man's furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore the girls and chill with the guy at the corner. He looks like a real bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734542
so what are they, chinese? japanese? korean?

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

I realize I somehow entered the wrong apartment and promptly leave out of embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734750
Do gay spaceships exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734760
they definitely look all Asians look the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734760
Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to the kitchen and start cooking spaghetti.

Also cut their fucking fingers off. Why do these Asian faggots always make that goddamn v pose.

[Anonymous No.]

these looks like koreans

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734907
kawaii desho?!