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Hey /jp/, when was the last time you went out? I mean, really traveled somewhere, not just taking out the trash or mowing the lawn? When's the last time you spoke to a member of the opposite sex that wasn't blood related?

It's been over two years for me, on both counts. I haven't talked to a girl since high school, which ended over two years ago. Coincidentally that was also the last place I've been to other than my house. I don't go to stores, parks, concerts, parties, or any social event ever. I don't go to the doctor or the dentist or the chiropracter or any medical facility. My only form of social interaction is through 4chan and I am deeply envious of all the people that talk about having a relatioship with someone while I've never even held hands with a girl!

I wish girls were like Pokemon. I wish you could just beat them up, throw a ball at them, and capture them and have them be your slave.

Anyways, if you are more pathetic than me I will give you a prize.

>> No.4329297
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4329297

Give me more multipart LoGH caps

>> No.4329291

I live in my room. there is a depression in my bed the exact shape of me, because I spend so much time in it. I dropped out of high school, twice. There's dozens of piss jugs around my room. some of them are so old, there's a chalky precipitate at the bottom.

>> No.4329298

>I wish girls were like Pokemon. I wish you could just beat them up, throw a ball at them, and capture them and have them be your slave.

And I took you seriously until this line. I'll never understand why that shitty game is so popular

>> No.4329310

>>4329298

u mad?

>> No.4329318

>>4329298
Fuck off. Pokemons are the best rpg games ever created

>> No.4329321
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>I wish girls were like Pokemon. I wish you could just beat them up, throw a ball at them, and capture them and have them be your slave.

Replace ball with rope and you pretty much have Galzoo Island. Which I greatly respect because of what I understand to be axolotl and anglerfish monstergirls.

>> No.4329337

losers

>> No.4329462

Well, yeah, I wish I lived in Midland and I had a behelit.

>> No.4329514

>>4329462
But Midland sucks, what with the whole Idea of Evil and everything.

>> No.4329522

I wish I lived In Balmora and had a Stiltrider.

>> No.4329540
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>>4329462
Do you want to become a giant dick with claws that bad, anon?

>> No.4329567

Hey OP, I'm up to 14 months myself. I'm starting to formulate plans to break out of this cycle though. I've gotten a new job working over the internet as a software developer and I get my second big wire transfer in another week or so. Going to buy a car with it and move to another city. Then going to try to go back to university/college later this year or early next year.

I don't care about relationships or women, but I at least need to be able to take of myself without relying on welfare from the government. I want to have a nice car, a nice house, latest electronics, and go on vacations by myself to different parts of the world for the hell of it.

I don't mind being a loner, I just need to learn to be a less pathetic loner.

>> No.4329571

I went away (not overseas) with family at Christmas 2009.

I am one of two males at my workplace.

Not even thinking of getting involved with girls before I move out and get a proper job.

>> No.4329574

>I wish girls were like Pokemon. I wish you could just beat them up, throw a ball at them, and capture them and have them be your slave.
That's pretty much how you do it, you just do it psychologically rather than physically.

Google 'pickup artists'.

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>>4329297

OP here. I'm watching LOGH and am taking screens of parts I like.

>> No.4329600

I'm the only male at my job.
But all the females are in their 40's.

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>>4329297

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>>4329574
>Google 'pickup artists'.
>implying there's any thought or plan involved in sleeping with drunk sluts

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>>4329574

Anybody can go to bars to pick up whores with pickup lines. Pickup artists think they've got "game" but it's really just common sense stuff that I and all the other smart people learned back in elementary school.

Dress well. Be cocky and funny. Be confident and aggressive. Bam, you're a pickup artist.

>> No.4329676

Does saying "thank you" to a female cashier count as speaking?

>> No.4329722

>>4329676
Dude, of course you did. That's like...practically having sex with her in front of her boyfriend.

>> No.4330095

>>4329574

Anybody can go to bars to pick up whores with pickup lines. Pickup artists think they've got "game" but it's really just common sense stuff that I and all the other smart people learned back in elementary school.

Dress well. Be cocky and funny. Be confident and aggressive. Bam, you're a pickup artist.

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A girl I don't know said "hi" to me in class today, /jp/. She was kind of cute.

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4330147

Mashengo should have filed a complaint for being the recipient of racist treatment from Yang.


I myself don't give a rat's ass about relationships now after having dealt with crippling depression from the results of the last I had gone through which caused me to become NEET for a little over a year. I've learned and improved now and haven't been NEET for 8 months so far, having moved out.

>> No.4330151

>>4330110
>class

You're not one of us until you never leave your house.

>> No.4330155

>>4330110
What a fucking slut. I hope you slapped her.

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Yess, very good.

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>>4330155
Sure is Muslim Country in here.

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>>4329645
I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PART AT ALL

>> No.4330180

>>4329621
>implying that catching pokemon takes a lot of thought and plan

>> No.4330189

>>4330180
You need a Gastly or something with Hypnotize, a Scyther or something with False Swipe, and a good supply of ultra balls to catch a legendary. That's more thought than it takes to get in bed with an easy drunk woman if you have a penis and are also easy.

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>>4330180

>> No.4330218

>>4330214

Okay... now what?

>> No.4330223

>>4330218
Fight PKMN
Pack Run

>> No.4330235

>>4330214
OH SHIT FUCKING ENTEI

I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS

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>>4329291
>piss jugs

>> No.4330242

>>4330189
But I don't think it's fair to compare using pickup artist tactics to catching legendary pokemon. Getting drunk sluts to sleep with you is about the same as catching a basic pokemon where you just hit it once and then throw balls at it until it gives in. Catching a legendary pokemon would be more like getting the kind of girl who you can't get just by getting her drunk and then acting like an asshole to her, etc.

>> No.4330264

>>4330242
>That's more thought than it takes to get in bed with an easy drunk woman if you have a penis and are also easy.

>> No.4330275

>>4330242
I now noticed how similar breeding Pokemon and cherishing your waifu is. You spend ridiculous amounts of time on something that doesn't exist and never will.

So carefully bred 31/31/29/x/31/31 Brave Larvitar = Pure, innocent waifu, normally caught Pokemon = Slutty disgusting 3D girl?

>> No.4330286

>>4330275
Yes.

>> No.4330305

>>4330275
Pokesav.

>> No.4330312

>>4330305
Pokesav is fapping to CG sets instead of having a waifu.

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