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If all the touhou characters (including pc98 and print works) got into a fight, who would win?

(To make it fair, the people of hourai get to only die once, then they’re disqualified)

>> No.45280447

>>45280439
My cock would win by instantly impregnating every single 2hu

>> No.45280460

>>45280439
To death? Gap hag gap herself to safety, wait everybody to die out then come back and gap the winner to the sun.

>> No.45280465

>>45280439
That's a good question. Depends, is it everyone against everyone? Are alliances, even if temporary, allowed? Are instant death abilities allowed? Yuyu would get rid of a good number of candidates.

>> No.45280507

>>45280465
Everyone against everyone, alliances allowed, but only one can win. Another anon brought up a good point of yukari leaving the battle field. So let’s say you can’t leave the battlefield

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>>45280507
Tenshi, by sheer virtue of staying power.
When you punch her, she rolls, when you kick she takes it, and when you're out of energy she's standing there like a blue titan asking why you stopped, without having broken a sweat.

>> No.45280578
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45280578

The Cirno because she is the strongest

>> No.45280589

>>45280439
Yukari

>> No.45280644
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One of these four.

>> No.45280737

>>45280439
Sakuya has a pretty good chance of winning because she can simply stop time and kill everybody. Not sure if her knifes could penetrate onis and other though youkais but she could wait out magically stronger hus take them out for her first, like Reimu, then kill the remaining survivors.

>> No.45280810 [DELETED] 

>>45280644
Unzan lost against fucking rangeban

>> No.45280820

>>45280644
Unzan lost against fucking Ichirin.

>> No.45280859

The Dragon God autowins basically every single fight by default. It's literally the being that made everything in Touhou's setting. Notice how I didn't say Gensokyo.

>> No.45281013

I feel like we’re all forgetting Koishi. She can just vanish from perception entirely, make you forget her, and once everyone is dead, come out. If you try to fight her, she does her perception trick and just stabs you from behind

>> No.45281184

>>45281013
She is only held back by her own attention span. If she loses interest in whatever is going on, she will just leave and disqualify herself.

>> No.45281203

>>45280737
Would she have the stones to turn her blade against her own mistress?

>> No.45281212

>>45280439
one of the phantasmagoriahus because those fuckers dodge everything

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>>45280644
They're borderline ''literal who'' in terms of power and have almost no feats. They get fucked hard (in the bum)

>> No.45281717

>>45281212
they don't dodge though, they jitter all over the place

>> No.45281747

>>45281717
still don't get hit
could throw an 18-wheeler at one and it'd phase right through

>> No.45281777

Hecatia
How is this even a discussion?

>> No.45281792

>>45281777
It's not. Heca would win.

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>>45280439
Kowne. Even if she loses, she can rewrite the history of the tourney so it says she won.

>> No.45286942

>>45280644
nobody can win against the cock. not the cock.

>> No.45286986

>>45280439
>>45280507
Sakuya because she can instantly stop time and then take out everyone

>> No.45287111

>>45280439
Marisa Kirisame and Reimu Hakurei, 50/50 chance. They can both 1cc all touhou games. They are the strongest characters, and if you disagree with this you are a secondary.

>> No.45287216

>>45287111
Marisa would be the first to die if spellcard rules weren't involved.

>> No.45287262

>>45287216
No, she can just dodge the bullets as she did with Junko and use her mini-hakkero to kill everyone.

>> No.45287291

>>45287262
And you think everybody else will simply drop dead? She is a regular human, she will get gibbed instantly without the rules to protect her.

>> No.45287315

>>45287291
No. She can dodge the bullets. Everybody else WILL simply drop dead. Master spark can destroy mountains. Marisa is the strongest, othertouhoucharacterfags BTFO.

>> No.45287331

>>45287315
Reimu can just phase through it and snap her neck.

>> No.45287338

>>45287331
She can dodge Reimu.

>> No.45287647

are you people seriously falling for that

>> No.45288964
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>>45280859
Hecatia is confirmed strongest character, not the Dragon God. Dragon God also never did jack shit in the story and hasn't even made an appearance. It also didn't ''create everything'' in touhou's setting. That came about because of all the shinto gods who existed before creation.

>> No.45293392

>>45280439
god would win

>> No.45293546

Hey is this the power levels thread?
>>45287111
You can also dunk on them as any other playable character in the versus games.
If we're going by that logic then Eiki would be the strongest.
Either way it's always Yukari.
Yukari is is the strongest.
>>45293392
This guy gets it.

>> No.45295767

>>45293546
>Either way it's always Yukari.
>Yukari is is the strongest.
Yukari hasn't ever been confirmd to be the strongest at any point and has been confirmed to not be strongest for at least over a decade by now.

>> No.45300196

>>45280439
My cock would win by instantly impregnating every single 2hu

>> No.45300241

>>45293546
Yukari is a schemer, not a fighter. That is why she has jobbed any time she had to personally fight.

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