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45465178 No.45465178 [Reply] [Original]

I’m one of the guys, right, Anon? That’s what you said before, yeah? So there’s nothing wrong with sharing a bed with your bro! Come on!

>> No.45465226

what the fuuck marisa ok

>> No.45465256

fine, god
I sleep naked by the way. That's okay with you, right?

>> No.45465277

Snooooooooooooore.
Mimimimimi.

>> No.45465286

>>45465178
Brojob! Brojob! Brojob!

>> No.45465295

>>45465178
Your definition of what bros do must come from one of Patchouli's homosexual novels.

>> No.45465309

>>45465295
Nothing homosexual about fellatio and buttsex between the boys. It's only gay if you catch feelings.

>> No.45465314

Sharing a bed with your bro is gay, sorry.

>> No.45465358

>>45465314
This. I can't have love, babymaking sex, and marriage (in that order) with Marisa because she's one of the guys, and that would be gay.

>> No.45465364

>>45465295
I wonder what's more likely, that Patchouli doesn't want to admit she has a giant BL stash in her femcel nest so she never chases it up, or Patchy gets the books back but they smell funny.

>> No.45465484

>>45465364
She can't even complain to her about the smell because she doesn't want to have an awkward conversation with her where they both have to acknowledge that she owns such books.

>> No.45465632

>>45465178
Anon has certainly shared a bed with another man.

>> No.45465669

>>45465632
He was wearing a Marisa cosplay, so it was straight.

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>>45465178
Yeah that's kinda gay and mama didn't raise no fag, no way friend I am going home

>> No.45465727

>>45465669
He was wearing a Marisa cosplay so it was extremely gay.

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>>45465178
hey marisa

i know you have, like, zero self awareness (ze), but being in your underwear in a room with a bunch of dudes generally isn't the best idea

but more importantly i'm self conscious and sleeping that close to other people you included is weird

>> No.45465781

>>45465178
Okay but only because there is only one bed and it's going to be a cold night. Facing away from each other with as much space between us as possible of course. The proper etiquette when two bros are forced to share a bed.

>> No.45465791

>>45465256
Wow, me too!
Oh, and the bed's a single. You don't mind do you?

>> No.45465794

>>45465791
pole to pole or hole to hole, mari-kun? let's not have any pole to hole nonsense

>> No.45465815

>>45465178
Normally I'd call a bro of mine fag (or /jp/sissy) if he wanted to sleep with me, but since its you im fine with sharing a bed. Just know that I like to play footsies.

>> No.45465831
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>>45465794
What are you talking about, this is about sleep here.
Don't tell me you're one of those guys who can't function properly just because someone with boobies is around!
Now help me get undressed. It's a lot easier with two pairs of hands you know.

>> No.45465837

>>45465727
Would it have been straight if it were a Reimu cosplay?

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>>45473223
Here are your clothes Marisa.
Haha definitely wasn't me who ripped it to pieces haha

>> No.45474239

>>45465831
Marisa is a devious creature
she's just trying to get you vulnerable so she can steal your firstborn out of you

>> No.45474510

>>45474239
Mm, she can have my firstborn, if she can take my seed from me.

>> No.45474672

>>45465178
trim your damn toenails I don't want them to scratch my legs & have it get infected

>> No.45476372

Is this the feet thread?

>> No.45476396

>>45476372
No. This is a thread for your bro who keeps trying to make the friendship weird, Marisa.

>> No.45476444
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>>45476372
Woah there.
We don't need to lewd Marisa's feet here.
You might scare her away if you just say things about her toes.

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See, Anon? There’s nothing wrong with going in the mixed bath with your bro. It’s basically the same as the male bath, but now we get to look at cute girls together. Also, I get you don’t want this to be gay or anything, but you can scoot closer to me, y’know? It’s only gay if we’re like right up on each other, and I’m not going to try and sit on your lap or something weird like that. Haha!

>> No.45483090

everyone in this thread is a dude and its ruining everything

>> No.45483153

>>45483090
You can dress them in Marisa cosplay just like that one video

>> No.45483238

>>45483153
as long as they'll be barefooted I'll do it

>> No.45483298

>>45465178
time to turn a bromance to a brognancy

>> No.45483315

>>45465178
Sorry, I can't sleep when there are other people in a bed with me, bro.

>> No.45491208

>>45483238
no socks? but thats gay.

>> No.45491249

>>45465781
Thars gay bro, me and my friends would all dogpile onto a bed and sleep where we may
I'd pile onto the bed with Marisa, no homo

>> No.45502283

>>45465178
Kiss a bro goodnight, just don't forget to say no homo

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>>45491208
Only if the toes interlock Anon! Come on you of all people should know this right?
>"DUR HUR but I sucked your toes nearly every day and now I caught the gay!!"
We may did weird stuff together but shit like that doesn't count. It's also not, like, the tips of our toes touched, right? Now that will make you gay AH HA HA!

>> No.45505690

Marisa...I am gay. I wanted you to introduce me to Kourin.

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>>45505690
Dude, please don't tell me then that you've been using my feet as practice for Kourin's
Because I will kick your ass if you say "Yes."

>> No.45505875

>>45505603
The thought of Interlocking toes with someone gives me a visceral cringe I can't even eloquently describe. I'm a footfag but...

>> No.45512015

I want to open Marisa's legs and penetrate her!

>> No.45513401

>>45465178
Yeah sure, but I'm the big spoon.

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>>45465178
This is different. My other bro friends aren't sexy enough for me to want to have sex with them.

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>>45513507
Marisa is the best bro...

>> No.45517769

This Marisa sounds like the type to pull fraternity pranks on you

>> No.45517827

>>45517769
>fraternity
She, uh, pretends to have gotten ME pregnant? How?

>> No.45517903

>>45517769
I never fall asleep first so I always get to be the one to draw dicks on her face with a marker.

>> No.45518323

>>45517827
That's paternity, anon.

>> No.45518652
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45518652

Ha, I got ya man! You should have seen the look on your face! Come on, don't be so flustered, it was just a kiss. A little peck on the lips between bros, you know? Don't tell me it excited you, what are you gay? Maybe I should do it again with more tongue, just to see if you really this this sorta thing or not.

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Good work out bro, now take your clothes off and lay on that bed there, what do you mean why? You just had a huge work out so i gotta give you a brossage so your muscles don't tear, look i know more about exercising than you do now quit bitching you sound like a girl, no it's not gay, it's only gay if you make it gay.

>> No.45520608

>>45518652
Look, Marisa, I appreciate your affection and kindness, but I’m not gay. If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to head up to the Hakurei Shrine. Reimu said she needed me for something “really important,” or whatever. I’ll see you around though, yeah?

>> No.45525558

>>45465781
That feel when you pursued this 100% of the time and never questioned why girls would suddenly have the energy to go home or would leave very early and decline my offer for breakfast.

>> No.45525734

What’s with this Marisa acting like a boy when she has a vagina? I don’t think it’s appropriate for a woman to act like a man….

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Tomboy Marisa wife

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45536253

Its just a brojob, just giving a bro a hand. Don't be so gay about it, man

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