Post pictures of amusing 2hu cosplays. Brohou appreciated.

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Anonymous Fri Dec 22 17:54:48 2023 No.45580208 [Reply] [Original]

Post pictures of amusing 2hu cosplays. Brohou appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 17:56:04 2023 No.45580220 File: 69 KB, 1124x828, IMG_6547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] grope reimu cosplayers' butts

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:00:18 2023 No.45580247 File: 304 KB, 1600x1200, KwhWSTb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A lot of fat/black men cosplay these characters. What's up with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:16:06 2023 No.45580381 File: 341 KB, 1200x1600, e0b8bd33f42d2bd7bcaa6f466e44cf41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Classic at this point

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:20:02 2023 No.45580428 File: 108 KB, 600x900, mokou cosplayer i am in love with.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hope this provides some amusement to you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 18:27:44 2023 No.45580507 File: 30 KB, 411x544, b32d48feefd1b1bd36172cb2354f8b8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580428 Thank you for this satiates my cravings

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 20:16:45 2023 No.45581379 File: 84 KB, 528x720, cirno-touhou-project.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't tell if this is a man or a woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:23:14 2023 No.45587982 File: 702 KB, 666x443, darth-vader.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Attentive maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 02:07:52 2023 No.45592169 File: 3.68 MB, 5312x2988, 1411273704339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Old as fuck pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 02:09:26 2023 No.45592180 File: 103 KB, 720x960, 1411448291098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I the only one who thinks the Yukari cosplayer looks like Jennette McCurdy lul

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 03:04:10 2023 No.45592527 >>45587982 Which 2hu is this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 03:29:25 2023 No.45592658 File: 156 KB, 1600x1200, teh mokers and teh 'guya spotted at the mall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580208

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 06:02:29 2023 No.45593475 >>45580428 chinese mokou if she real

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 06:15:02 2023 No.45593561 >>45592527 IDK, could be a random maid or maybe Sakuya Izayoi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 13:58:46 2023 No.45597908 >almost fifty >Always wanted to cosplay. >the most I ever did was go to a star trek convention once in the 90s in uniform It's over for me isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 14:07:08 2023 No.45598016 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, b6e3901866545ca5ebc4f506798a8417.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580208 Not a pic, just a webm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 14:22:27 2023 No.45598239 >>45580247 cute remi on the left

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 14:28:59 2023 No.45598322 File: 109 KB, 797x531, 7678687998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45592180 I dont see it but damn she has a nice rack

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 16:47:28 2023 No.45599883 >>45598322 >average plain Jane hag with normal chest >can't really even see them >nice rack Your standards are low.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:37:53 2023 No.45600334 >>45599883 Or maybe you are just a coomer brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:41:15 2023 No.45600359 >>45600334 >coomer Nta but kill yourself out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 17:59:44 2023 No.45600558 >>45600334 I don't have a geriatric fetish like yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:17:03 2023 No.45600729 >>45592180 Looks like an old photo. I wonder if there is still touhou cosplayers that actually look like women and not troons or whales

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:20:34 2023 No.45600780 >>45600729 I am 35 and biologically female. I use to cosplay touhou among other things but now I am too old. :(

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:28:18 2023 No.45600838
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>>45600780
>35
>too old
I mean, you're way too old to cosplay as the eternal 17 year old and her gaggle of high-school friends. It's just look silly if you went around pretending you were that much younger than you are hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 18:32:02 2023 No.45600858 >>45580428 >Сервис Экспресс

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 19:44:39 2023 No.45601502

>>45600838
People do it though. I mean if transvestites exist in cosplay, how weird is it to still want to cosplay the same stuff you did fifteen/sixteen years ago?

If the fandom is that old, people probably understand. If it's a new series, it night raise some eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:29:33 2023 No.45601799 File: 43 KB, 568x758, 1214201277654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how old this image is

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:39:06 2023 No.45601877 >>45601799 The filename unix timestamp is from June 2008, so at least that old

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:42:18 2023 No.45601902 >>45601877 please explain further anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:47:26 2023 No.45601935 >>45601902 A UNIX timestamp is a number that represents the number of seconds since 1970. 4chan filenames are just UNIX timestamps, so you can plug the filename into a converter to get the date the image was posted on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 20:52:46 2023 No.45601967 >>45601935 Ah souka, very neat. All these years I've been saving images I thought the file names had no meaning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:09:23 2023 No.45602047 >>45600780 I think you should just do it, its not weird at all. Its a thousand times better than having to look at troons in the conventions

Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:19:58 2023 No.45602095

>>45602047
>going to a con
>now

Oh God. I remember back then looking at a couple older people who were all dressed up in steampunk stuff and thinking what the hell they were doing at a convention. Now here I am... all these.
.. years later.

I kinda do want to go to a con again and see what's changed in the last 15 years and see if people are still carameldansaning and yelling "the game", Or whatever is cool now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:38:19 2023 No.45602176 >>45602095 you reap what you sow brother, i always liked talking more to older people at cons, they almost always had better taste and the better made costume.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 21:55:04 2023 No.45602302 >>45602176 Then there was the time when Anthrocon was at the Adam's Mark in Philadelphia... Every old person wanted to hug me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 24 22:35:11 2023 No.45602584 How do I meet other Touhou fans outside of conventions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:01:08 2023 No.45603275 >>45587982 >filename lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 00:03:26 2023 No.45603292 >>45592180 Looks kinda like a fat Taylor Swift.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 03:11:41 2023 No.45604475 >>45598016 can't tell if funny harassment or on purpose harassment

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 03:15:00 2023 No.45604495 >>45602584 Run around screaming touhou memes, carry touhou banners and blasting touhou music in populous areas, and look keenly to see who responds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 04:59:35 2023 No.45605066 The last time I was accused of hitting on a boy atca con I was accused of being a MAP who didn't give a shit about her friends or community

>>	friendfriend Mon Dec 25 07:29:08 2023 No.45606121 >>45605066 >her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 12:53:04 2023 No.45608947 >>45606121 Yea. I was born female. I know how odd it must seem.

Anonymous Mon Dec 25 14:57:49 2023 No.45609975

>>45606121
There are actually quite a few of us ladies on /jp/, quit being retarded. Before I had a bunch of kids I would often carry around a Tewi fumo everywhere, and the only person who EVER recognized her was a waitress at an Italian restaurant who name-dropped her and said "omg I used to be really into touhou in high school!" I know you all love being faggots together and hate females sharing your space, too bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:02:55 2023 No.45609994 >>45609975 >fumo From one femanon to another, that's still weird but I am old as airwolf so whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:06:15 2023 No.45610027 >>45609975 hello rancid fujo-san, your asspain is obvious. Please go to gensokyo sooner rather than later

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:22:24 2023 No.45610154 >>45602584 show fumo to random strangers and gauge their reactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:24:40 2023 No.45610163 >>45610154 Show child porn to random kids on a southwest flight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:25:52 2023 No.45610168 >>45610163 Ah yes, the guaranteed way to meet other touhou fans. Its a potent technique but one that carries heavy weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:26:46 2023 No.45610173 Alright who summoned the /cgl/ gore nest

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:38:18 2023 No.45610254 >>45609975 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:43:44 2023 No.45610285 Since we're here what are femanons opinions on /jp/sie boys kissing in cosplay?

Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:51:19 2023 No.45610339
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>>45580208
Why is this fucking hilarious but the OP and most other cross dress cosplay depressing?

Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:51:34 2023 No.45610343

>>45610027
Kek sorry I don't like gays, go cry about it
>>45609994
I'm autistic so I've always carried some form of plush or toy around with me. When I was a little girl it was beanie babies, as I got older it was bunny plushies, and now as an adult it's fumos. Just 'tism really. I still like to take them out for photo ops if I can, my fumo pics are almost like a diary of my life which is fun to look back on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:54:00 2023 No.45610354 File: 113 KB, 706x1053, 1545425809600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45610339 Your pic doesn't look hilarious it just looks weird, on the other hand picrel made me bust out a laugh the first time I saw it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 15:56:04 2023 No.45610367 >>45610343 I take my dakimakura out on motorcycle rides so I get ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 16:01:57 2023 No.45610397 >>45610354 Got damn he THICCY >>45610367 Never taken any of my dakis out, though I've always wanted to bring one to a con. Problem is toting it around all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 16:02:08 2023 No.45610398 Still not entirely sure if these femanons are actual femanons, but regardless, what are your thoughts on rinnosuke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 16:19:46 2023 No.45610508 File: 35 KB, 450x600, 1372605135508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 18:28:35 2023 No.45611370 File: 1020 KB, 1067x1600, 1678765075924541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would >>45609975 this or get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 25 22:20:06 2023 No.45612509 >>45611370 Remi hag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 08:58:34 2023 No.45615505 >>45611370 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 09:01:52 2023 No.45615518 >>45609975 Once again a woman tries to make the thread about her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 09:05:04 2023 No.45615530 >>45610508 This is amusing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 26 19:05:01 2023 No.45618959 File: 105 KB, 600x904, 1676227520514563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45615505 >>45612509 >>45611370 I'd make this hag orgasm to death on my cock

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 02:32:45 2023 No.45621957
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>>45609975
>kids
From one /jp/ lady to another, get out of /jp/. Not all of us are "normal" enough or attractive enough to get boyfriends.
>>45609994
You're just not autistic enough for it. I would proudly bring my Yuyuko fumo with me everywhere if I was not a NEET.

>>	friendfriend Wed Dec 27 13:16:02 2023 No.45625106 >>45605066 Yukari, this is what happens when you try to steal a shota's seed. Life isn't an eromanga, baka yokai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 14:56:21 2023 No.45625726 >>45621957 >Not "normal" enough to get boyfriends. Weird thing to say on /jp/, where most guys want to date yanderes, man-eating monsters or lonely and mentally unstable girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:31:23 2023 No.45625965 >>45625726 Probably the gross kind of weird and thus its only the rare Anon that would date her

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:20:39 2023 No.45626327 >>45621957 From a third femanon to you, the future is now, old woman. I'm a fucking freak and it was braindead easy to score a decent guy. It is becoming the norm, like other anons said it must be a you problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:28:30 2023 No.45626382 >>45626327 Being even remotely cute is indeed easy mode

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:52:52 2023 No.45626542

monsters with fluffy fur, pale skin, and strong russian accents. serious, protective, tomboyish behaviour until drunk, but she loves alcohol
when drunk, tomboyish but less serious
taller than me
extremely cuddly because i 'have no fur of my own,' so i must 'shelter in her embrace'

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:57:56 2023 No.45626562
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>>45625726
>>45625965
Yes I am not a "cute youkai girl" I will freak out because my bf decides to spend a few hours with his friends so I get extremely drunk and break down crying and screaming and asking him if he hates me. The same freakouts happen if I get talked to a little differently or if he "wants a night alone".
>>45626327
Yeah it's a me problem and I accept that. I'm bi and can't be stable enough to keep a man or a woman happy. I get told by a ton of people I'm attractive but I just accuse them of lying which tends to make them upset.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:28:12 2023 No.45626705

>>45626562
I get that. I'm sure I'm not the first one to ask, but have you tried DBT/CBT? If talking to a therapist is not an option there are books you can nab for 20 bucks that are just as good. That sounds like me years ago desu, but also if you're content with your situation then I suppose that's fine too. Sorry for the hostility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:32:13 2023 No.45626725 >>45626562 >I will freak out because my bf decides to spend a few hours with his friends Date a guy who has no friends. Problem solved.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:40:21 2023 No.45626763

>>45626725
This too. Although how do you even locate a completely friendless person if they don't want to socialize in the first place
Not to get all reddit here, but if you have a significant other you should be acquainted with their friends too. Doesn't mean you have to hang out with them every time they do, but I had an ex who would purposefully not introduce his friends to me and would divert talks about them, and would keep them secret from me throughout our entire relationship. It felt like shit. Now I regularly talk and hang out with my bfs friends and when they hang out without me I don't feel as anxious (also after a lot of treatment).

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:50:05 2023 No.45627101 >>45626763 >Although how do you even locate a completely friendless person Go to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:02:54 2023 No.45627154 >be me, a friendless /jp/ anon >start talking to a friendless femanon in the board >decide to meet up >???? >wake up in a tub filled with ice and with a liver missing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:03:25 2023 No.45627156 >>45605066 That's why you must pick your locations carefully, and make sure your hits do your mark in. Remember, no witnesses!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:07:47 2023 No.45627173 >>45609975 God I hate women so much. Have some fucking self-awareness, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:11:33 2023 No.45627181 File: 187 KB, 1010x1204, 2a1aee580c9523c987e4b28a72c5e7e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627154 Don't be so pessimistic. There's a chance that you will wake up chained in her basement, and she won't let you leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:53:16 2023 No.45627358 >>45626705 I've never tried it, therapy always seemed like such a scam to me. >>45626725 Almost all men and women have at least a few friends. I barely ever leave my house yet I still know a handful of people, albeit all through the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:17:36 2023 No.45627473 >>45626763 The reason your ex did that is because he didn't want you to monkey branch his sorry ass. A lot of men dont want to tempt fate and have their girl fuck the Chad of their friend group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:19:07 2023 No.45627480 File: 35 KB, 450x600, 1372564114406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627154 You should've met up with me so we could've ended up like this instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:21:16 2023 No.45627491 >>45627473 Bet she did and ended up proving his fear completely right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:29:05 2023 No.45627525 File: 479 KB, 600x537, 98384cd5ebfe2f7e7cd2e813c53f7741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45627358 >Almost all men and women have at least a few friends Yeah, almost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:32:47 2023 No.45627547 >>45627525 Sorry to hear that. If I didn't have a crippling fear of talking to new people I would be your friend.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:24:09 2023 No.45628278
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>>45627491
Maybe. I like to keep it civil since I love all /jp/anons but fr I can attest that my friends and most guys won't flaunt their girls around at socials. Maybe if it's St. Pats day and everyone's goin out for a drink. Otherwise the girlfriend and the lads are kept as separate as can be. Same rational behind avoiding work relationships since you don't wanna shit where you eat. People are like fucking snakes these days. If things don't go their way they try to bring everything else around them down. That's why you keep work, friends, and relationships separate.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:30:41 2023 No.45628322
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>>45597908
>almost fifty
>Always wanted to cosplay.
>It's over for me isn't it?

It's not over, you can use technology like that one Japanese biker dude. You don't even need to be young or tr00n out, just put on your cute 2hu cosplay and apply filters to be the little girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:09:24 2023 No.45628512 >>45627491 Nah, it was more like he was secretly hanging out with severe autists and troons who eventually convinced him to troon out behind my back, and I wasn't into any of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:16:59 2023 No.45628556 >>45628512 So you kept being friends with the people who did that to him? Sounds suspicious as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:24:35 2023 No.45628594 >>45628556 Did you read what I said? I was prevented from talking to these people altogether, and when he trooned out I left him.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:58:59 2023 No.45628751

>>45628594
Sorry that happened. I know a guy that trooned out and left his girl even though they knew each other since highschool. She even went with him to college. Despicable what he did to her. Hope that troon faggot and your ex get what's coming to them.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:13:49 2023 No.45628805

>>45627173
Based on such a general and extreme judgement, in this place with people much worse than you in the same venue, and especially with such a limited perspective that only begets more issues you complain about, you evidently lack self-awareness too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:47:36 2023 No.45628936 >>45609975 >ladies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:50:39 2023 No.45628953 >>45600359 yeah sure tell me to kill myself out of /jp/ because porn addiction good but let the retard misusing quotation to stay. >>45600558 Not all of us fap to loli

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:41:15 2023 No.45629195 >>45627480 Kuso. No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:04:50 2023 No.45630159 File: 1.03 MB, 4032x3024, 1701295944805103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] saw this posted somewhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:11:46 2023 No.45631080 >>45580208 The proportions even fit!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:31:21 2023 No.45639935 >>45628322 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:04:46 2023 No.45640439 >>45597908 The best time is now anon >>45600780 33 biologically male just do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:13:51 2023 No.45640459 >>45621957 sigh are you in your 20's or 30's, what is your height and weight, does a paper bag fit over your face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:01:34 2023 No.45642949 >>45640459 I am exactly 20 years old. Height is 165 cm (5'5) and weight is about 70 kg. (155-ish lbs) Paper bag does indeed fit over my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:57:13 2023 No.45643423 >>45628953 >yeah sure tell me to kill myself out of /jp/ because porn addiction good but let the retard misusing quotation to stay You are both terrible and should leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:03:36 2023 No.45643464 >>45642949 You definitely should cosplay yuyuko or patchouli

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:18:10 2023 No.45643548 >>45642949 Willing to use burger units, not too over weight, and still young. You sound about as crazy as most girls judging by your other posts. I'd be willing to bite

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:24:45 2023 No.45643585 >>45642949 How does it feel being that short?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 21:44:46 2023 No.45646397 >>45643464 I'd fuck her brains out if she cosplayed as Patche.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 22:36:02 2023 No.45646712 >>45646397 The more of a disgusting NEET she is the better

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 22:52:58 2023 No.45646817 >>45642949 my gf has a thicker beard than I do. Being a femcel is a meme.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:17:18 2023 No.45646963
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>>45643464
I love Yuyu and Patchy but I am too self-conscious to cosplay.
>>45643548
Guys (and the occasional woman) have bit and regretted it. What I wrote here is just the tip of the iceberg.
>>45646817
"Femcels" and "incels" are both people I have thoughts on. I feel like a lot of the entire phenomenon comes from social awkwardness and possibly the 'tism, with a dash of our modern society being all kinds of messed up. I know it does for me, as well as my myriad of mental issues. Can I get a bf? Yeah. A good one? Eh, sometimes. Can I keep said good one? Certainly not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:19:39 2023 No.45646979 >>45646963 I have a massive case of bpd. Lay it on me, you probably aren't nuttier than I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:22:12 2023 No.45646987 File: 86 KB, 682x421, get out of jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45646979 Please take your desperate pick up attempts to /soc/ kudosai!

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:31:20 2023 No.45647036

>>45646979
I will freak out when someone I am with takes more than a few minutes to text me and I am not informed beforehand that they are busy. I have terrible self-esteem and feel like I look awful despite an insurmountable amount of evidence to the contrary. I have awful anxiety and start feeling like someone hates me just because they talk a little differently to me (this can occur over text too). I am also extremely violent especially for a woman. The last time I was angry was when someone I knew insulted Touhou and it took me about an hour to stop describing how I would brutally torture him. There is much more but I'm in the process of getting drunk so I don't have the energy to explain every little thing. I suppose those are the big ones.
>>45646987
no you hahahah owned

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:35:42 2023 No.45647071

>>45646987
I'm not picking anyone up, I'm curious.

>>45647036
Huh, I'm a lot of this. Never really got mad over anyone insulting anything I like, but I'm real quick to anger and my switch gets flipped real fast from "love you" to "hate you" and back again. Thanks for indulging my curiosity anon.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:39:42 2023 No.45647089

>>45647071
You can ask any more questions you'd like. I'm sitting in my room and getting drunk with nobody to talk to. Usually I just watch YouTube and call people slurs in video games. Also to expand on what you brought up I am super quick to anger. I will get mad even if someone doesn't insult me directly but just the category of people I belong to. Mainly words like "weebs" set me off, or comments like "Anime PFP."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 23:50:47 2023 No.45647158 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zfoOom8jRps What the fuck is Marisa's problem?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 00:27:11 2023 No.45647363 File: 856 KB, 2560x1440, 1560476338412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the designated faggot thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 00:33:31 2023 No.45647398 >>45647363 I've really taken a liking to boys wearing breastforms in cosplays

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 00:41:51 2023 No.45647444 >>45642949 >70kg I’m a twink and weigh less than you. I’m gonna get raped

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 00:44:24 2023 No.45647459 >>45647444 What is your height? A man weighing less than a woman is weird unless we are the same height.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 01:44:51 2023 No.45647757 >>45646963 Well if you think a full bite is bad for me, how about just a nibble. Nothing wrong with a little conversation. You got a discord or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 01:56:48 2023 No.45647854 >>45647757 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 01:58:01 2023 No.45647864 >>45642949 I'm a man and only 2 inches taller than you

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 02:00:17 2023 No.45647891 >>45647864 Below 6 foot isn't a man, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 02:20:22 2023 No.45648027 >>45647757 Same femanon here but on phone. My Discord is sf_._ Feel free to add me, but I don’t want romantic things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 02:24:16 2023 No.45648051 >>45647891 That's incorrect and rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 02:46:02 2023 No.45648199 Femanons, please post yourselves in a cosplay or your pantsus. Or else you're all just trannies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 02:53:36 2023 No.45648266 >>45648027 My discord is uf5000, happy to make your acquaintance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:02:28 2023 No.45649953 >>45647459 NTA but I am 48kg and 170cm and yes I am a male.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:14:19 2023 No.45650010 >>45649953 Do you like crossdressing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:19:48 2023 No.45650029 >>45597908 There's plenty of old man characters you can cosplay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:21:04 2023 No.45650034 >>45649953 I'm a few centimeters taller than you can you be my boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:42:57 2023 No.45650100 >>45648199 This. Put up or shut up, even MEN of /jp/ post their 2hu cosplay so why don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 30 09:50:22 2023 No.45650130 >>45580428 I miss him lots. Thanks for reposting his pic.

Anonymous Sat Dec 30 17:11:21 2023 No.45653032

>>45650100
I wish they didn't.
One time I opened a random webm and it was some dude in a Reimu cosplay fucking an onahole that was on top of a fumo (so it looked like he was fucking the fumo).
Seriously, if you're a cosplayer, don't post weird stuff like that.

Anonymous Sun Dec 31 07:37:27 2023 No.45658457
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>>45628805
They are coming to this thread to taunt lonely men and you expect me to just accept that? Fuck you, and fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 08:03:16 2023 No.45658591 Imagine coming to jaypee and attetionwhoring yet being too scared to post a cosplay with timestamp so we can finally beat our willys and go to sleep. Why are women so useless here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 10:07:44 2023 No.45659789 but yeah /jp/ isn't a normalfag board

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 10:10:54 2023 No.45659833 but yeah /jp/ is a normalfag board

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 10:16:08 2023 No.45659886 What the hell's going on in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 12:00:36 2023 No.45661115 >>45600838 >>45600780 >>45597908 If you're well-groomed, respectable, and not hideous, why not just do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 15:47:19 2023 No.45665424 File: 155 KB, 960x640, 1552881627848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 17:38:41 2023 No.45666773 >>45647459 I am 5’11

Anonymous Sun Dec 31 18:12:01 2023 No.45667233
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>>45659886
Some chicks appeared
Some Anon's got cumbrained and couldn't help but beta orbit
Others insulted the orbiters
Essentially they made the thread about them awhile bragging about being normalfags or how 'they aren't like other girls'

Its all so tiresome

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 21:26:43 2023 No.45669046 >>45667233 >chicks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 31 22:26:02 2023 No.45669488 File: 525 KB, 1354x2048, Zerggiee-Koakuma-IMG_2943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45604475 A little bit of both https://youtu.be/N8GBz4yWek0?si=j93jMhUQfmBPWyls&t=63

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 08:08:39 2024 No.45673624 >>45580208 I might one day cosplay as Old Snake disguised as Marisa. The issue is how to do Snakes octocamo suit with perfect detail

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 10:30:46 2024 No.45674761 File: 1.28 MB, 2208x2888, Suwako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My cosplay came in a few days ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 11:22:03 2024 No.45675069 >>45609975 Just stick to the main attractions you damn tourist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 15:32:12 2024 No.45676434 >>45674761 Very cute cosplay dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 18:14:36 2024 No.45677469 File: 160 KB, 1024x576, 1694891744977507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 18:16:34 2024 No.45677480 >>45677469 Keiki-sama had too much cakei...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:01:33 2024 No.45677768 >>45677469 Not even the most psychotic grimsokyofag could imagine something as terrifying as this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:11:34 2024 No.45677856 >>45643423 How about YOU leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:35:21 2024 No.45678049 >>45677469 I kinda don't want to rip on people here who have put real effort into this, but at the same time I can't help but think Chimata looks like she has down's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:36:44 2024 No.45678059 >>45677469 Cute tall Lily White hat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:40:24 2024 No.45678092 >>45677469 I never thought id say this but the Megumu one looks way to feminine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 22:01:02 2024 No.45679031 File: 57 KB, 768x576, cirnobro01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580208

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 20:35:23 2024 No.45687443 File: 481 KB, 1340x960, yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45674761 cute Suwako bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 20:43:32 2024 No.45687509 >>45687443 This is quite amusing, lol. Would be really funny if we cuddled, lmao. But only as a joke haha lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 21:09:18 2024 No.45687708 I hate gays so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 21:26:41 2024 No.45687854 File: 909 KB, 1651x637, 2hu wrestling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45687509 how about a traditional brohou wrestling match and loser has to 1cc SoEW on hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 04:42:48 2024 No.45690643 >>45687443 can i kiss you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 19:34:54 2024 No.45695503 File: 116 KB, 850x637, da08820f472995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45690643 it depends, can your skull handle the parasol?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 19:53:56 2024 No.45695681 >>45687708 They ruin every discussion of cosplay don't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 20:44:44 2024 No.45695983 >>45695503 Yuuka is weak to sudden displays of affection so Ill kiss you when you least expect it and you wont have time to react and whack me, dont worry about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 3 20:46:24 2024 No.45695994 >>45679031 This guy looks chill as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 00:59:53 2024 No.45698006 >>45687708 Same

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 08:05:12 2024 No.45700091 >>45580381 Who was he?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 09:51:56 2024 No.45700445 File: 23 KB, 500x500, sadalice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45649953 >>45647444 cute totally not saying that because im looking for twink bf or anything (no homo)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 10:00:54 2024 No.45700477 >>45610508 epic lolz >>45611370 would

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:58:08 2024 No.45701841 File: 3.01 MB, 4096x2730, 20231219_092307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great thread, totally didn't become a complete shitfest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:13:17 2024 No.45703225 File: 38 KB, 422x487, 1571693237873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45665424 Yukkuri are authentic Touhou culture. Also seems like the guy stopped making these 4koma. Iirc he was making one per day a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:38:28 2024 No.45708837 Should post here when my Futo cosplay arrives, bless thee distemperate daws with the s'rene sight of a Finnish sir did dress up a Japanese wench depicting a sir from the ages of fusty! Truly, wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:42:59 2024 No.45709315 File: 44 KB, 600x600, BW5fNayCAAE9Ht1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45700445 I hope you get hugged and kissed by a cute cosplayer (no homo)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:34:12 2024 No.45717546 >>45703225 This is quite sexual...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:27:52 2024 No.45732956 File: 920 KB, 1032x774, Reisen_U._Motherfucking_Inaba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580381 Indeed. >>45611370 would

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:03:45 2024 No.45733858

>>45667233
>Chicks
Oh yeah because every thread sucks when women enter it. Not like women have problems or anything and have to deal with the hardships of life.
>>45658591
>Beat our willies
I had a BF at the time but now that I don’t I might cosplay the ‘mu or something one day.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:54:12 2024 No.45734657
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>>45600780
You have to make adjustments.
Pick older characters or do cosplays that are more in the spirit of the character than simply emulations of them.

Sometimes it can work, though, depending on how you look. I can picture a 40yo Japanese woman cosplay as Reimu, even some of these Brohous are fine, if I saw this dude I'd think it's cool, not cringe.
Just act your age and you'll be fine.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:47:38 2024 No.45735000
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Notice all the "femcels" talking about their past boyfriends.
To them, being single for a few months = failure.

Most here are handholdless kissless virgins, stop complaining about your non-issues.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:55:07 2024 No.45735045 File: 105 KB, 1082x648, speak2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Relevant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:02:09 2024 No.45735084 >>45735000 It’s not like it’s easy to get a good boyfriend. You know how many disgusting, low-quality men are out there? And it’s so hard to keep one of the good ones. There is no winning in his world because man or woman we are cursed by autism.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:04:16 2024 No.45735094
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>>45735084
The point is, you're complaining about your steak not being done in a way you like in a place full of people with nothing to eat.
A genuine "let them eat cake" moment.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:39:16 2024 No.45735296

>>45735000
>Notice all the "femcels" talking about their past boyfriends.
It's actually hilarious how common this is. I've seen many girls saying things like "I'm a shut-in loser neet just like you guys!", and then talk about the guys she dated and all the friends she has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:48:16 2024 No.45735362 Who cares about this shit, where's the gay cosplay porn?

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:03:17 2024 No.45735469

>>45735296
Just because I’ve dated men doesn’t mean I’m not a NEET. I have no job and I don’t go to college. I cannot keep a boyfriend because of my mental issues and I have almost no friends. I spend my days playing video games and watching anime and television. I loved my last boyfriend so much partially because I have no friends. Don’t go assuming every woman is the idea you’ve built up in your head. That’s a normie woman. And I hate them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:35:30 2024 No.45735769 File: 450 KB, 1920x863, 1690184240113176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45735362 Sir please, this is a christian board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:28:29 2024 No.45736198 >>45647363 aaaaaaaa im going to cum to this pic. boy is so hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:32:30 2024 No.45736236 >>45736198 He is super cute. I love twinkish men so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:34:00 2024 No.45736251 >>45736236 Twinkish? You mean Turkish, right? From what country are Twinkish people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:34:15 2024 No.45736254 >>45736236 it's body goals. I need his body!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:42:29 2024 No.45736333 >>45735362 You homos make the women look good by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:56:12 2024 No.45736465 >>45736333 I’m one of the women. Not a homo. I adore sorta twinkish men so much. Something so alluring about them and they’re so hot as opposed to big and bulky men. >>45736254 If you do I’ll love you forever anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:58:34 2024 No.45736476 File: 787 KB, 220x179, no.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I’m one of the women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:03:43 2024 No.45736510 >>45736476 Sorry for breaking your heart anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:05:04 2024 No.45736523 >>45736510 Why do you people come here to taunt lonely men? Do you really hate men that much?

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:18:16 2024 No.45736624

>>45736523
I don’t come here to taunt lonely men. I am actually lonely and sad myself. I come here because Touhou is the only thing that makes me happy. Sometimes I lay in bed for hours reading fanfictions or doujins. My life is unfulfilling and every day seamlessly blends into the next. I have not spent time with another person IRL except for doctors appointments. The only thing I look forward to is the weekend because I can drink a quarter bottle of vodka every night. I know you and I have it vastly different and I possess behaviors like that of any woman such as my natural ability to find a boyfriend easier than you can girlfriends yet I still am incapable of keeping one. A breakup is worse than no love at all anyway. I do not come here to taunt men. I want all of you to find someone who makes you happy because nobody deserves to be lonely.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:30:59 2024 No.45736721

>>45736624
That's pathetic, you should at least have goals and aspirations to keep your mind at bay. I don't think I'd want a girlfriend that doesn't want to do anything with her life unless she feels like she can be fulfilled just by being a stay at home mother in the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:39:53 2024 No.45736795 >>45736721 Yeah I know I’m pathetic. No man wants a woman like that. Men get with me to “fix” me or because of my looks. But looks only get someone so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:52:58 2024 No.45736884 >>45735094 this is so cute!

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:53:32 2024 No.45736886

>>45736795
I don't think it's possible to fix people unless they're already on the path of trying to fix themselves in which then it's possible to help and encourage them at least. It'd be more fun letting you stay a wreck by drinking with you though, none of my friends drink unfortunately for me.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:01:30 2024 No.45736950
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>>45736795
>le girlrotting
Had interest in a girl like this before, she was cute, overall good morals and smarter than average, but only spoke of herself nihilistically/negatively and didn't want to have children, so we drifted apart because as anon said, there's no fixing an unwilling person.

Now, you know what would be epic?
If you guys starting posting cosplays to at least make your posts useful.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:05:57 2024 No.45736973

>>45736886
Not having friends to drink with is the worst. I don’t even have friends IRL but the few people I know online don’t drink either. Drinking with you would be fun too. The idea of getting drunk and laying in someone’s chest while we watch TV is a long-time fantasy of mine. I don’t even want to be fixed anyway by anyone. Getting fixed is my own job, for myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:07:41 2024 No.45736984 >>45609975 back to /v/, tewimom

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:13:00 2024 No.45737017

>>45735469
>Just because I’ve dated men doesn’t mean I’m not a NEET. I have no job and I don’t go to college. I cannot keep a boyfriend because of my mental issues and I have almost no friends. I spend my days playing video games and watching anime and television.

You're still not a NEET, just a normie girl down on her luck. You've had friends and bfs, you got no frame of reference of what being truly alone is. For you the worst case scenario is you find a mediocre husband and *gasp* become a homemaker, for us the worst case scenario is ending homeless and getting shanked by a serial killer while sleeping under an overpass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:13:11 2024 No.45737019 >>45736465 >I’m one of the women So you're a fujo? Disgusting. That's way worse than being a drunken loner who does nothing with her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:20:49 2024 No.45737075 >>45736973 You should drunk cosplay. Probably as Yuugi and force that twink anon on your drunk chest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:25:19 2024 No.45737093 File: 231 KB, 700x1050, 1686685550492420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45737017 >worst case scenario I was going to say "what about suicide?", but I think many anons prefer that over being homeless. At least I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:26:41 2024 No.45737104 >>45737093 The guy that hosts MTA was homeless for a while. Imagine if he did commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:31:46 2024 No.45737139 >>45737104 That fucking sucks, I was homeless for a week and it was a nightmare, can't imagine being homeless for more than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:32:16 2024 No.45737141 File: 573 KB, 498x498, 1651541205755.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45737075 now that you mention that, we need more 2hu cosplay sex but straight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:59:55 2024 No.45737318 >>45737141 Straight porn just isn't as lovey dovey though

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:04:00 2024 No.45737338

>>45737017
Totally not a normie girl. I hate the average normie, who is obsessed over the newest TV show or AAA game, cries about anime fans, listens to rap, goes to parties, watches sports. They’re such disgusting cattle. I have much more I hate about them but I can’t name it all off the top of my head and not without getting into politics. All my bfs (and occasional gfs) except 1 have been completely online. One I met in person and he left me shortly after (Though it had nothing to do with my looks.) I have almost no friends as already stated and absolutely none IRL and it really hurts. Being a homemaker sounds nice actually.
>>45737019
I’m not a fujo, I went through that phase already. I just like men who look like that and aren't oversized. That anon is so attractive...
>>45737075
That’d be hot but a 5’5 Yuugi who can barely lift a frying pan feels like I’m doing a disservice to this big and strong oni. I’d still do it though.
>>45737141
We certainly do. Preferably a woman cosplaying as a 2hu with a normal man. I’ve wanted to cosplay Reimu for a while now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:12:01 2024 No.45737399 >>45737338 >5’5 Yuugi That's still taller than me so it'd unironically work. What country? I really feel the same over no IRL friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:38:17 2024 No.45737541 >>45737338 >Preferably a woman cosplaying as a 2hu with a normal man boring shit, I want both in cosplay, I have seen a few, but I wanna see more

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:42:16 2024 No.45737563
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>>45737338
They know you're not a normie girl, they just can't stand the idea of a woman being equal to them in terms of nerdiness/autism/social retardation etc because they've built it up in their heads that men and women are basically a different species. It also means that there are indeed women out there for them, something they believe to be impossible. And it's easier to think "oh I can't get a wife because a wife for me doesn't exist" instead of looking inward and realizing it's their fault they're alone. Plus this is just a moid forum at the end of the day, so they'll always be hostile to us. I wouldn't pay it any mind because everyone knows that if you're on /jp/ you're not a fuarking normie regardless of gender.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:05:35 2024 No.45737692

>>45737399
How tall are you? Also I live in the northeastern United States but I was born in Sweden. I’ll share more details if you live relatively close.
>>45737563
Agreed on quite a few points. They’ve had time to build up these ideals and beliefs that can’t be torn down at this point because they have spent so much time away from women. When it comes to looking inward and realizing it’s your own fault you’re alone that hurts. I know it does for me. You’re right about it being a male-dominated forum but at the end of the day I try to interact with them with an open mind.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:12:13 2024 No.45737722

>>45737563
>being equal to them in terms of nerdiness/autism/social retardation etc
>equal
You can be an autist, but I don't think there are many women on par with the more hopeless anons.
I haven't seen many girls in their late 20s or even 30s (and above) who never had a boyfriend and didn't have any friends. They also talk about suicide a lot less. Meanwhile, some male anons won't shut up about it.
>there are indeed women out there for them
Finding a man who wants to date a socially retarded girl is way easier than finding a girl who wants to date a socially retarded man. I've seen neet girls getting married and their husband being fine with her not working, but I haven't seen that happen to a man. At least not one that browses this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:14:38 2024 No.45737742 >>45737692 5'3 Mega manlet, unfortunately that's not too relatively close at all since I'm from the UK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:16:02 2024 No.45737752 >>45737742 Women don't like short men though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:28:08 2024 No.45737821 >>45737692 nta but I'm 5'4 and in the northeast. What state?

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:28:52 2024 No.45737829

>>45737722
>You can be an autist but I don’t think there are many women on par with the more hopeless anons
Agreed, sort of. I can get away with more things because I’m a pretty woman (according to people who have seen me. I do not like to be full of myself) and people cut me slack because of that but eventually they get fed up. My major anxiety makes me rather hopeless though.
>They also talk about suicide a lot less
Can’t deny that. I tend to consider it but Have no plans to go through with it. Being lonely hurts but death is scary. I just have unhealthy behaviors such as alcoholism and eating very little for weeks or months and then compensating by eating a ton of food afterwards. Self-destructive behaviors too like self-sabotage.
>>45737742
Shame you’re far away. Being lonely sucks.
>>45737752
I’d give him a chance but I do prefer my men to be taller than me, even if only a little. I’m good with even 5’7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:29:55 2024 No.45737842 >>45737821 Didn’t see your reply when I wrote the others. Phoneposting is hard, sorry about that. New Hampshire. And you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:32:01 2024 No.45737852 >>45737842 Massachusetts half the year and New York the other half

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:35:48 2024 No.45737864 >>45737852 Pretty close to me. I’ve met someone who lived further away but he did all the driving as I can’t drive. Why do you live in different states for half the year?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:38:38 2024 No.45737873 >>45737864 university lol, at least I don't mind the drive between them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:40:56 2024 No.45737880 >>45737873 >University Well, you’re doing more with your life than I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:44:25 2024 No.45737899 >>45737880 lol, I'm just waiting for the student debt to crush me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:59:28 2024 No.45737945 >>45737899 What are you doing for a degree? I have no clue what I’d want to do with my life. Student debt isn’t a worry for me though since my father has a trust set up for me. College is scary though.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:07:56 2024 No.45737980

>>45737945
Im going in for engineering. I wouldn't worry too much about going to college or not, I knew a bunch of people who realized they didn't like it and went on to be successful else where. College is a bit scary but I've made it easier by giving up on the whole sleep thing.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:14:52 2024 No.45738005

>>45737980
I’ve considered engineering but it seems rather unbecoming of a woman. Seems difficult too. I can’t imagine giving up on sleep either. I usually sleep 10 hours a day. I feel like I’m the type of person who likes things to be very simple and low-stress so I would simply stick to whatever my chosen degree was.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:26:10 2024 No.45738047

>>45738005
Depends on which branch. Some branches of engineering are waaay harder than others. I made the mistake of picking the hard one. Some degrees aren't too bad on the split, even some having more women then men... I just don't remember which ones they are I just remember that they are usually the newer fields. Usually the older fields are the sausage parties though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:31:23 2024 No.45738075 >>45738047 Which degree are you taking? The one I’ve been considering was civil engineering which is most likely the oldest one there is. You’re pretty fun to talk to, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:36:59 2024 No.45738109 >>45738075 I'm taking mechanical so I'm in quite a few of the same classes as civil engineers. Gender split isn't bad in that major and as long as you don't mind calculus and physics its not awful. You're fun to talk to too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:40:29 2024 No.45738133 >>45738109 I forget calculus and physics since it’s been 2 years since I graduated high school. Do you have any social media by the way, supposing you’d want to continue talking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:42:46 2024 No.45738144 >>45738133 I have a few, any preference? My discord is shameimaruaya if you want to add me there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:44:21 2024 No.45738150 >>45738144 Yeah I’ll add you there. I’m enough of an autist that I don’t have any other social media except a Steam and private Twitter that I use to look at anime art.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:46:30 2024 No.45738162
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>university this, boyfriends that, socializing, DISC*RD FRIEND REQUESTS

The fuck is this shit, we /soc/ now? I liked this thread more when it was about funny crossplay frotting jokes.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:25:58 2024 No.45738342 File: 2.42 MB, 2730x4096, 20240108_063546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonderful COSPLAY thread guys, totally not something the meido should have deleted after the first 20 posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 07:21:40 2024 No.45738601 >>45605066 A what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 07:22:56 2024 No.45738608 >>45602095 >the game how could you ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 11:05:20 2024 No.45740891 >>45738162 The ironic homos aren't actually ironic. You're stupid for thinking these aren't the same people that spam their gay fantasies in every thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 12:49:15 2024 No.45742342 File: 3.08 MB, 720x1280, 1687210276805690.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45738162 >jokes They aren't joking when they say that kind of stuff. >>45738342 That's what happens when women post on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 13:07:17 2024 No.45742497 File: 242 KB, 1773x869, GAV6KYobsAEP7eu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45736624 >>45738144 >>45738150 Third fem shitting up the thread. You both sound cool as fuck and I would totally hang out with you triple mokotan photo tax

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:22:11 2024 No.45743054 File: 41 KB, 382x639, 1439403504996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This wouldn't have happened if you posted the gay cosplay porn already god damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:49:42 2024 No.45743173 File: 819 KB, 2735x4096, 1700830202290249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45743054 That's just as bad, you fag.

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:11:06 2024 No.45743271

Happy to see another anon calling out the gay shit. I've done it before and actually got my posts deleted and got warned, you're fighting a losing battle. The mods are also fags and they approve of the faggotry. I don't understand why Touhou attracts so much gay shit when it's a fandom that revolves around worshiping 2D women. Maybe they're all a few bad life choices away from trooning out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:14:18 2024 No.45743282 >>45742497 you can tell its a real woman cause she makes everything about her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:22:37 2024 No.45743313 File: 374 KB, 1372x1000, 1682871747025599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45743173 Still miles better than the simping going on here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:36:18 2024 No.45743370 God, I want to rub dicks together in 2hu cosplay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:37:30 2024 No.45743372 >>45743313 How is simping for men any better? You always make everything about your homosexuality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:43:37 2024 No.45743394 >>45743372 Being gay is just like being a woman, except with penis. It's almost as if there's something bad about wanting dick...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:44:15 2024 No.45743396 >>45743372 >How is simping for men any better? It's not? nobody has done that here. >You always make everything about your homosexuality. I'm heterosexual, but I wouldn't expect you to believe that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:50:17 2024 No.45743439 >>45743372 https://files.catbox.moe/o5ldix.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:04:52 2024 No.45743528 >>45743396 It's still gay even if you top. It's still gay even if you just look. Nigger prison rules are pure cope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:06:07 2024 No.45743542 >>45743528 Look at this >>45743439

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:06:58 2024 No.45743548 >>45743542 Not that anon, but I'd rather not look at gay porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:07:51 2024 No.45743552 >>45737842 another nh-anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:08:44 2024 No.45743558 >>45743528 being on top is arguably gayer because you need a boner to fuck meaning you are very into fucking some guy's ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:10:12 2024 No.45743569 >>45743548 Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:10:33 2024 No.45743573 >>45743528 Can you post the walmart one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:15:37 2024 No.45743600 >>45743552 Wow, never met someone who lives in my state before lol. Only people on video games occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:16:55 2024 No.45743608 New Hampshire doesn't exist it's a lie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:18:33 2024 No.45743623 >>45743608 You don’t exist and YOU’RE a lie! How you like that? >:(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:21:37 2024 No.45743647 >>45732956 fucking hell lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:34:41 2024 No.45743759 File: 63 KB, 600x399, 1686309603504050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45743439 That one is great but this one is my favourite https://files.catbox.moe/izw2nf.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 16:43:29 2024 No.45743813 >>45743759 You have shit taste. The penises are censored, the faces are censored, and the view is too far away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 18:08:06 2024 No.45744619 File: 961 KB, 621x1027, 1673445089112187.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45743759 I think you have a pretty good taste >>45743313 Is that a screencapture, I only have this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 18:47:22 2024 No.45744986 File: 406 KB, 1366x2048, 20240105_102743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a terrible terrible thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 18:48:18 2024 No.45744996 Why do all gays and troons love Alice so much? I don't dislike her or anything, but I don't really see the hubub that draws them so strongly to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 19:04:13 2024 No.45745107 >>45744996 what's this even based on, like 90% of brohous are Sakuya or Momiji

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 22:01:18 2024 No.45746649 >>45745107 why is this even the case, I can get the maid appeal, but why Momiji

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 22:10:00 2024 No.45746708 >>45745107 What the fuck do you mean? Most of the 2hu gaysex videos I've seen are either the SDM sisters or Youmu. >>45743054 Both are good, post those bisexual 2hu cross/cosplay sex videos. Bisexual fujo 3-way is the highest state of being.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 22:56:44 2024 No.45747139 File: 2.39 MB, 320x240, 1429088440891.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (RIP niconico streams)

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:01:42 2024 No.45747202 File: 60 KB, 720x720, 1469419041499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this Aya a alot

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:04:27 2024 No.45747236 File: 462 KB, 1280x720, 1571431820331.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45580381 animooted

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:06:18 2024 No.45747261 >>45747225 The greatest brohu of them all

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:06:43 2024 No.45747264 >>45747255 Kiggers don't fucking count.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:09:58 2024 No.45747294 File: 2.97 MB, 270x456, 1652540774435.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and that's all from me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:34:09 2024 No.45747478 File: 1.37 MB, 220x246, smooth rat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45709315 thanks ;w;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 23:55:59 2024 No.45747686 File: 121 KB, 309x274, 1704755156515968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45747255 Dayum nigga, what that white boi up to now, sshiiiieeeettt, dat nigga be cosplayen as dat yukkuri yakumo from toohoo, fr fr no cap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 00:25:26 2024 No.45747909 >>45747248 Skibidi toilet reference

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 01:19:08 2024 No.45748333 >>45747255 Based Kigger MOGGING both them 3DPDs and the joggers in the background

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 10:02:23 2024 No.45750763 >>45747122 Remilia Negro...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 15:45:21 2024 No.45753592 >>45747686 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 16:58:54 2024 No.45754250 >>45747109 best thread on the catalog right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 9 18:09:13 2024 No.45754761 >>45746708 >Most of the 2hu gaysex videos I've seen are either the SDM sisters or Youmu Care to share the SDM videos? I'm asking for a friend who's asking for strict research purposes only

Anonymous Wed Jan 10 06:08:39 2024 No.45760171

>>45580247
It's for shits and giggles, nothing deep.
>>45580381
>>45581379 (since sometimes fat black girls can't be distinguished from their male counterparts, I think male)
Netflix's Touhou Adaption be like:
>>45599883
Who cares, dude. Would all of them even doe one of them looks like a dude or maybe all of them but I don't care.
>>45609975
>>45610343
>>45621957
>>45626562
Why do foids derail threads to make it about them? This always happen, now post pic of yourself and fumo or gtfo.
>>45615518
This, this is why gatekeeping is good.
>>45621957
Fun fact: You can get a bf easily, hell guys in /jp/ and in general want fat, ugly, mentally unstable, yandere/BPD, Tomoko-esque girls. Not every guy wants a bimbo Stacy or ecchi-esque anime girl in real life. You have no excuses and you need to lower your standards because Chad will never notice your ass, I don't think Chad even likes anime to begin with.
>>45625726
This.
>>45627173
Based but unfortunately women have absolutely no self awareness because their brain is in their sensitive nub down there but in not their heads.

Anonymous Wed Jan 10 06:40:30 2024 No.45760316
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>>45736624
replying because i find this relatable more than anything else; even if it was in the past. truth is, youll find happiness eventually, but youll have to step out of your comfort zone to find it. all good things come with some trial, but it's worth it in the end!! so dont let the bleakness get to you, anon! you too, do not deserve to be lonely and deserve to find a friend whom cares. that aside touhou lore is fun, and ive spent many night myself reading fanfics and still sometimes do for the fun of it. anyway, dont give up, okay? theres true phantasy to be found in this world~

Anonymous Wed Jan 10 08:18:09 2024 No.45760897
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All you had to do was post a fucking cosplay image with your diary posts, that's all you are expected of and you still failed because you can't wait to talk about yourself.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 08:23:25 2024 No.45760929 File: 2.80 MB, 3648x2736, 20230225_100645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bad thread, straight to hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 09:35:03 2024 No.45761233 why can't jp be straight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 10:49:44 2024 No.45761608 >>45760897 I love Kogasa cosplays. They are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 18:24:24 2024 No.45765267 >>45760908 Awesome, they did the 'mus even down to the shoes/socks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 18:57:35 2024 No.45765491 >>45761233 That's like asking why can't fish fly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 19:13:44 2024 No.45765610 File: 257 KB, 1371x2048, 1442245579744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 19:21:27 2024 No.45765667 Reminder that fags will not go to Gensokyo when they die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 20:52:26 2024 No.45766457 Reminder that fags go to heaven when they die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 21:19:25 2024 No.45766591 File: 152 KB, 750x750, 1668775523305992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45754761

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 21:48:31 2024 No.45766757 >>45766591 https://twitter.com/eka_ksana/status/1451531873012707331 https://twitter.com/kuroneko_085/status/1449571215174082571 Although I think one of the sisters in these 3P ones is actually a girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 21:52:09 2024 No.45766792 File: 1.20 MB, 2220x3774, F8NqK5GXcAABMQ0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 21:56:39 2024 No.45766828 File: 313 KB, 1302x977, 1601129786652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cirno really is the coolest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 22:16:17 2024 No.45766970 >>45766757 Do I need a twitter account to view these or are they deleted?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 10 22:35:42 2024 No.45767114 >>45766970 Twitter account or they should work in nitter, they're still there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 09:34:42 2024 No.45770339 File: 338 KB, 512x512, meiling_thumbs_up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45767114

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