Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Nunday best day.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847
I love cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868853
Nice Cock, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

he's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847
It's still Caturday you silly spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868853
So does she

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868862
Better get ready for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

How did this happened? my auntie said that every weekend was safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868862
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that you will be eaten and there is really nothing you can do to escape it

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting this
Hi all, dogfaced here.

I'm organising a small writing contest to take place this summer. Trying to gauge interest and get some suggestions. Compared to last time, it would have the following
>A word count limit (probably between 2000 and 7000 words)
>A specific theme (not a specific monster girl, but a certain place or idea, probably summer themed)
>Winner chosen at random from entrants (with an art comm as a prize)

Having a hard cap on words would hopefully not draw too much time away from people's stories/other shit, while having a lottery system would encourage people of all writing levels to participate. Ideally, this would leave us with a collection of short and sweet stories.

I'm going to be taking some ideas for the theme for the contest, and then put them to a strawpoll either this or next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868879
a cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

A lazy Bicorn who rather than find women who can talk back for the harem, instead gets a bunch of cats and dogs and hopes that some turn into Siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>more gacha spam and furshit
Amazing and very on topic

That was sarcasm, in case the more mentally challenged reading this can't tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868908
I was going to say alps too but I realize that would actually be a big plus for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868860
Those horns look fragile but I'm gonna grab 'em anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

She is the wan for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
seems reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
>A specific theme
You know, thread memes aside, monster girl sports would be a nice idea.
Like, there's so much potential there. Swimming with mermaids, fencing with lizardmen, horse riding with centaurs :^).
Other than that, Maybe some mid-summer festival idea?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46868919
nun horns are delicate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868870
When a monster says "safe" it means safe impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868971
This. She can safely be impregnated on the weekends because of all the fertility drugs she downed on Thursday. Monsters think it's silly that humans call infertile days safe anyway. What's safe about wasting semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868971
so when's the dangerous impregnation, for the more adventurous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868870
I'm pretty sure that filling her holes to the brim every weekend would end up in pregnancy even it was safe
What else do you expected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869000
I love fox

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed items are stupid
What does "milk resist down" even mean? Milk isn't an element
broken ass game

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869020
>Milk isn't an element
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869000
Impregnating a wyvern while free falling from 50 thousand feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine visiting auntie in Hagville for the summer and she has friends over

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
Theme Ideas
>Summer Vacation
>Obligatory Beach Episode
>Date Night
>Watching the Trump vs. Biden debate on June 27, 2024 (OK, probably not this one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869033
You haven't really joined the mile high club unless there was no solid surface under you when you did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869020
But monster milk is a very common element

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869036
Imagine spending summer with thirsty hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869020
it is pretty annoying to have to keep running back to the church to get uncursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869052
>Visiting your Kejorou aunt in the Zipangu countryside

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869059
fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869036
>auntster keeps bragging about you to all her friends
>how handsome you are, how smart you are, how caring you are to her
>hag friends keep giving you a predatory look licking their lips
>they insist on a sleepover despite their age
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847
Have a nice Nunday everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869067
>When your aunt tries to act young and hip for you but you actually prefer elegant older women

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869103
if she was elegant she would've been married by now like all her other sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869059
Belly made for grabbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869113
Well, she didn't get married when she actually was young and hip either, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869103
I really like when hags try to act young and hip, dressing in current fads to try to gain your attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869103
Hag acting young erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>Signs your human maid is actually a shoggoth in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869132

[Anonymous No.]

>Signs of mamano man corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869103
Gyaru hags can be elegant too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869137
If they can pull it off with all that extra flabbynes then why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869103
Some hags are much better than their younger versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869191
Crow feet just make the gyaru cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NOT call a hag "mommy". There's no way one would get me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869217
Would you let her call you "daddy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869206
Gyaru into hag is so much more natural than hag into gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

What should I do after defeating the evil monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869036
She needs a man around the house, for reasons!
Men can do manly things like reaching high shelves and splitting wood and plumbing. Why your aunt couldn't just hire a handyman for all this you'll never understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869237
Teach her to be good and have children with her that you'll raise to be upstanding ladies with strong moral compass.

[Anonymous No.]

How is being a proud people and a race of exhibitionists contradictory? We elves are all beautiful so why shouldn't we flaunt it?

[Anonymous No.]

Elder Dragon that loves buddhism and rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869237
I dunno, have sex with her or something, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869036
Why is she not wearing anything on top?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when anon accidentally calls haku his mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869293
She starts leaking milk everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869302
She should get that checked out. Doesn't sound normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869309
It is for cows, she's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869309
For monsters it's very normal. Everything monsters do is about fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869293
Detention. Hosted at the teacher's house.

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[Anonymous No.]

Hm hm hmmm hmm mmmm hmmm!
I've watched over you ever since you were born.
I've watch you grow, mature and learn.
I've kept you away from danger and peril, you didn't even know!
I stayed at your bedside, every night and every tomorrow.
Even if you can't see me...
Even if you won't see me...
Even if you'd throw in your lot with a Monster you liked...
No matter where you go...
No matter what you do...
I'll still watch over and protect you.
I'm your Guardian Angel!
I love you!
Hmmm hmm hmmmm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869293
You can't accidentally call a monster mom, just as like you can't accidentally drink her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

"NINJAS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this prefecture before. There could be NINJAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NINJAS" he thought. Shamisen tones reverberated his entire carriage, making it pulsate even as the 9000 yen sake circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of female assassins in the night. "With a katana, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
Yeah yeah whatever, lose the glowing loop, get a tail and horns, replace the feathers with bat wings and put on something more revealing and become not ugly and then I'll like you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
Angels are evil though, they wouldn't be nice like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
Quit watching and join in, you silly. My demon wife could use a new toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
A girl that loves you this much deserves instant marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869411
Wow, mindlessly regurgitating the same stale shit joke and reposting an image from the gallery?
Peak creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

Surprisingly dangerous jobs in MGC. Janitor, especially when cleaning the women’s bathroom after hours in an office building. Alone with overworked and lonely OLs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869494
OL monsters are unfaithful and will cheat on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869140
>signs
Eyes on your toaster.
Toaster tries to crawl into the bath with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
Dumb guardian angel couldn't even guard me from loneliness and depression, I demand a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869403
But what if they sneak it into your food? Take-out isn't safe anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869554
"Why are my french fries literally soaked in milk?"
>"Don't worry about it! Eat, eat!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869579
>milk fries
Divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869394
big loving overprotective guardian angel wife is... good.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any good stories or greentexts set in a hospital?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869460
I swear, if I hear "Anon owes me sex" one more time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869579
Milk builds strong bones after all, and I prefer fries on the soggy side

[Anonymous No.]

>catch the Nurarihyon brat from next door pretending to be your daughter and also flirting while doing it
>again
>better discipline her by spanking her big ass
>that will definitely teach her

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies with big asses or harpies with big breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869677
Yes. I want bumble bees scratching their heads trying to figure out how she flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869677
what about big birb hands

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes stink of cheap perfume and booze, wet dog, and unwashed old lady musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869726
Stop, stop! My penis can only get so erect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869726
>TFW you will never literally sweep an old fox off her feet, make her think she's about to be bred, and then dump her into a waiting bubble bath
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH GET CLEANED GET CLEANED SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869726
literally no downsides. how do they do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Many beastmen reek of sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869752
Sweaty Jinko to take me bathing with her is what I desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869752
So you're saying I can always get the cliche of sweaty tomboys who just got done with practice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868915
Wow, 1 image. Such spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869237
Cuddle :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869726
>Ancient fox that's been unmarried for so long that she's neglected her personal hygiene
>Shrine looks more like a bachelor pad with weeks of trash lying around
>Chubby belly that she swears she'll get rid of as soon as she decides to start hunting for a husband again
>Unshaven pits and pubes

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869517
forced meme and also wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869805
Shove her in a bath and shave her pits
Then commit belly grab

[Anonymous No.]

OL mamono would never cheat on you.
She might have to work late sometimes, but that's when you have to go in there and rescue HER from her job and her angsty, eternally single boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869677
>>46869688
You want the jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869916
you can't handle the jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869805
I will forcibly hold her down and shave her pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869916
Ponder the direjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869916
I'm a Gandharva appreciator. Jub's head is a bit too empty for me. She needs more thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869921
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
PREPARE YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869928
She has plenty of thoughts, they're just all about your penis in her vagoo and never physically letting go of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869931
jubs are easily tricked by mirrors, get one in front of her and she'll get all defensive about this new hussy trying to steal her man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869945
I want to see what a jub looks like all angrily puffed up.

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>>46869881
What happens at a workplace when janitor anon gets sick and tired of the ancient evil OL boss being a bitch and fucks her silly in her office? Do the hours get better, does the boss now demand each worker get a husband, does she give the business over to her spiteful and equally evil OL aunt?

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>>46868847

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869951
>mad ball of pink feathers hoping around the park, mad at her reflection in the pond

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869957
>azur lane
dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869951
>>46869967
Should probably go grab her before she drowns herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869979
With all that air in her feathers she'll easily float

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869881
>She might have to work late sometimes,
This an excuse an OL monster uses to have sex with her coworkers or CEO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
A family day out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847

[Anonymous No.]

How do single shoggoth live without a master?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869726
Sounds like we've got a lot in common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870072
They mitose

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46870072
Every Shoggoth knows when and where she'll meet her master, so their lives before that happens are spent getting ready and guiding events towards the inevitable happy future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vcX6km9c8

[Anonymous No.]

Some are liquid, some are goo
Where there was one slime, now there are two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870072
With her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870143
D-
See miss write fairy after class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870138
Is this what shog-chan does when I'm not home? I always thought she just sat on the couch losing her human form returning to puddle while watching Ms. Mindflayer's cooking show

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870150
Shog doesn't handle isolation very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870109
Magic is stored in the wings(boobs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870159
>Shog is alone for untold centuries
>Can't be alone for the 30 minutes it takes for me to go mail a package

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870171
Why are you mailing a package of 40lbs of grape jelly anyways? Sounds like something a watchful maid should keep a good eye or 5 on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870171
Well yeah, like someone not experiencing affection for their entire life, receiving a taste of it, then having it torn away.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims cannot outvirgin me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870215
See, I'd end up extremely clingy too. An Amazoness has to deal with a husband who can't stand when she has to out to hunt.
>>46870223
No offense, but I assume you're not very attractive. If a Lilim, a woman with immense power and beauty unmatched by all human women can't get laid, her virginity is beyond yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870253
Most people aren't into powerful women, magic or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870256
Yeah, but on this thread, of all threads, I'm not sure that's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869625
I was thinking of writing one at some point but I dropped it. Not a writefag but maybe I’ll give it another try for this summer contest

[Anonymous No.]

Ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870275
Wish you luck, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Chinese /vg/slop spam hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870351
Guess it's time to bring out the foxes then.

[Anonymous No.]

As long as the old monsters stay in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870376
They can stay in mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870371
the ded foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870384
ded foxes make me sad, so no. Only living foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870393
Living foxes with living babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870393
This fox is too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870420
She's baby bulking, it's natural.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is deaf and blind. He will be getting a seeing eye hellhound assistant soon. Pray for his bedframe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870420
Also too "some trash chinese game he keeps spamming here instead of going to /vg/"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870384
>>46870418
death does not seem to faze these creatures at all. nor does it faze their drive for reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870439
>deaf and blind
He probably doesn't even know what a Hellhound is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870418
Girls embarrassed at being impregnated is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870471
Something fluffy and warm and big

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870439
Hellhound's protective instincts kick in around him and becomes surprisingly gentle and supportive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870471
he will know the feeling of her big fluffy paws for sure. in fact, if he at any point feels its absence. he'll start tapping his cane repeatedly until his hound holds his hand again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870475
i prefer the ones that have a massive shit eating grin as they present the test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870439
That /ss/ story with the blind kid and the hellhound still makes my kokoro go doki doki
And helps me beat my dick into a pulp

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870475
>>46870495
What about both

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870439
Why would a monster want a defective man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870646
He's a pinball wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

cheshire gyatt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870697
Indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870739
I guess this cheshire has buttwhoppers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870824
Maybe even... ass... burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

The summer is getting crazy, going to need ice monster to cuddle soon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Have 3 Kikimora maids
>They all make a point of ensuring that they never wear the same color lipstick as one another
>You ask them why
>They look at you like you have two heads
>"So we know who wins, isn't that obvious?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871025
Seems dangerous; whichever one is gothiest would inevitably win with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868870
>>46869137
>Approach old danuki
>Get face-to-face with her
>Wait for her to exhale
>Take a big sniff of that breath
"Mmmm yeah, that's the good stink!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871042
Kill yourself

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>>46871041
Anon they're talking about who gets your dick the furthest down their throats.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot that the spammer that killed all Danuki discussion is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871053
Oh, my dick is WAY too small for that to be a concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871053
But they're monsters. They're all able to deepthroat it whole without issues. Probably stuff your nuts in their cheeks like squirrels too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870932
>tan hebbi
>those nails
So she finally figured out my weakness. Guess I'm moving into her shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871061
He never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871116
He was just going through some shit for a while!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871061
That parasite is always lurking trying to kill any danuki related discussion, just give and delete danukis from the encyclopedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871061
It was the revelation of danuki breathfag being actually a scatfag

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, why even sniff danuki breath when you can just immerse yourself in sandworm breath by becoming her food (hubby)?

Like always, sandworms do everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>46871150
Back to /d/ with you vorenigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871105
That's a medusa anon. Her hair is made of snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870463
>The little human girl in the picture
I've figured out what that fox has planned for her and it is not good.

[Anonymous No.]

Boobhomets

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>>46871226
Math homework?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871229
HERESY!

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>>46871237
Don't worry she can flatten herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I love having fox ears and tails to match my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871229
I want to smack them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871249
Might be a nice change of pace to be brushed by your foxwife instead of the other way around.

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>>46871144
Or you know. Touch grass and move the fuck on. Nobody is stopping you from talking about Danuki otherwise but you faggots are stuck between comparing them to Jews when it's more like Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy with schemes and scams or the singular scatfag who rustles your jimmies every time he posts because you deem it fit to give him attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monsters to start a string quartet with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871365
Gandharva has gotta be up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871400
I don't know how well she'd do on violin or viola; wings may get in the way, so I'll probably put her on cello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871430
I mean, she already plays a Sitar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871189
>he doesn't know
Hebis reproduce by budding.

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>>46871444
Sure, but I'm not going for an Indian vibe. I'm thinking more for classical music. Cello is probably the closest for a quartet to the sitar, solely based on its size. She'd probably be better suited for a double bass, but for a quartet that's not really practical.

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You know, everyone always talks about how bad the soldiers will get raped in the portals scenario, but imagine how the scientists and eggheads would have it.
>portal site in the american west, FOB established around it with military garrison and everything
>study lab and containment compound made of reinforced steel and more built around the portal
>the day the monsters finally began pouring through the science team members flee for their lives
>Hellhound chasing a bald scientist through a lab in the study block when all of a sudden he deliberately enters a chamber meant for examining specimens behind protective glass
>punched in a code on a keypad causing the glass sheen to close behind him and lock him inside
>can't get out, since it only opens from the outside
>Hellhound presses against the glass, tail waving
>"You'll never get me now! That glass is not normal, it's special stuff! It's completely bulletproof! It's rated to facetank a direct hit from a propelled rocket or missile! You can't get through!"
>Hellhound just begins smushing against the glass really, really hard
>it begins to deform into her shape the more she presses into the flexible, durable material
>the seams of the steel wall around the glass rim begin bending and groaning
>scientist realizes she, in fact, can get through
>"STAHP! ARRRGH! NO!"

[Anonymous No.]

I never imagined a shog having like a family, parents, siblings, cousins perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters instantly kill the “iredeemables they encounter”? I vaguely remember the lore implying some men are beyond saving by monsters or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
I think magus himself pointed out that we havent had any family themed stories in a while. How about that for a theme? It might prompt some nice artwork too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871637
Fed to sandworms, jabberwocks, or lamias as food. And not some euphemism for being a husband, but actual, literal good. Swallowed and digested.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown desert foxes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46871662
I love this big pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871509
NOOOO, THE SCIENCE TEAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871658
Someone get this woman a scrunchie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYDs1rwIG28

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>>46871691
free the nipple

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871686
Alright fellas, which one of these is you when your wife is going to town on you? I'm a 23 man myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871650
They can still eat people in the literal sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871751
I was joking, but yeah, I don't see why not, especially sandworms and lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871735
Definitely 17. Short, sweet, and suitably undignified.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46871760
>when your wight wife touches you with her cold feet in the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871769
My cold hands are going right on her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871063
Presently. I wonder how many men find out their wives were size queens like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871786
what would you do if your dick got smaller when you got with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871761
Need to be sandwiched between a Succubus and a Dragon rn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847
Praise be

[Anonymous No.]

My worst nightmare, a Hatter and a Phantom teaming up.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a decent Isekai type of MGE story that DOESN'T involve making the Mamono lustful girls having sex with every guy they see or just straight up psychopaths?

Both Magusanon and Anonymoose have those problems.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes the best thing you can do with Gremsan is take her to the local race track to see cars go fast.
Even if it results in weirdly directional sunburns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871794
Cry. The rest of me shrinking would probably be worse, but as long as she knows how to use all of me I can make my peace.

[Anonymous No.]

It's still Koturday somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871873
I don't see how that is a problem. Do you want some Dark Souls crossover killing monstergirls because they are actually evil type of stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Pigs are so disgusting! They eat sloppily and smell like sewage! They'll eat any garbage you put in front of them and they burp loudly and rudely! They sweat a lot and produce horrid odors!!! And they are very loud and have no respect for peace, they'll squeal and wear ugly, dirty clothes! They don't take baths and are fat and ugly! I hate pigs so much! I hate orcs! Keep those filthy goddamn animals in the farm where they belong, ORCS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED AROUND HUMAN CIVILIZATION!!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR NICE, CLEAN PUBLIC SPACES YOU DISGUSTING PIGS.

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Prince Alain... Imagine if Unicorn Overlord took place in the MGE world where it's setting is a far away continent? (free from mamono and Order Geopolitics)

How many monster girls what kind would try to get him to give 'em the Ring of the Maiden and into his pants?

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Prince Alain... Imagine if Unicorn Overlord took place in the MGE world where it's setting is a far away continent? (free from mamono and Order Geopolitics)

How many monster girls what kind would try to get him to give 'em the Ring of the Maiden and into his pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869945
please don't call my wife retarded she's smarter than me, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

There is an unacceptable amount of blood and semen in my body, I am making a formal complaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871873
Ironbeast and dothog
>>46871946
I want to squish her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872082
No. I just don't wanna see MGs trying to have sex with every male in front of them. The whole for MGE, to me anyways, is the fact the Mamono don't just have random sex. They choose a partner that they want for life and give them all of themselves to that person. Making them sleep around just defeats that type of escapism to me. And I definitely don't want retarded grimdark bullshit. It's the reason I stopped reading Anonymoose's story. He became absolutely obsessed with making a good chunk of MGs into uncaring murder whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872361
Ohohohoho!! miss vampire, i assure you that one day a fair prince will come strolling right to your door! then your problems will be over!!!

[Anonymous No.]

zombie horde outside your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872499
Well good thing they never learned how to operate doorhandles because this is a nice neighborhood and my door is unlocked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46870506
can you post a link to that story? sounds too good to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

How will you cool down your mouse wife in summer heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872545
Shouldn't you just go swimming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872499
I'm making wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872378
>Ironbeast
does the roulette really count?

[Anonymous No.]

my fantasy is making big scary girls feel loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872545
Why would I do that?
She's my bedwarmer.

You need to keep your sleep mouse warm or hot. She lets off more of that molasses smell when she is. That way, she doubles as a air freshener.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get the MGC police department to assign me an ex-special forces Hellhound bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872693
I forgot the isekai part, mb, but yes roulette works

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872693
Honesty, roulette girls are all over the place in terms of sexual agreesion.
Some wait for a month or so while others are like RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make fun of how short a loli Hellhound is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872801
>she hound-pounces you and then makes fun of how "short" you are
>says that form now on, she will train you to grow bigger down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872499
I'm safe, they don't know to open doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872512
>>46872844
False sense of security

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872844
>opens your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872880
>HI ANON I MADE NEW FRIENDS TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871873
>have those problems.
Agree, they're still women, just capable of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871691
Oh hey, it's my drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

IT IS SUNDAY.
POST SUNS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873356
You can't fuck the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872975
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873364
Nuclear raven is close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868897
Something about cruise ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873379
Is that a JoJo reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873364
Not with that attitude you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to have sex with Shog. I refuse to sleep so she can rape me as well. I refuse to copulate with a true monstrosity and multiply it. I refuse to let it become my "servant". I will NOT acknowledge her and l

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873391
I meant Okuu from Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873413
First time I ever hear about either of those things so I'm just gonna assume you're messing with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873356
Black Sun?
Well how about Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

> >46873409
Just shut up and get a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872447
Yes and No, I'm ambivalent, I miss the old 'mistranslated' MGE when Anons could travel the realm being casually mamono-raped or consensually casual fucking, then finally settling down with their fated waifu.
It was more a chance to be Anon-Chads that most aren't doing with 3Ds, then get your tradwaifu.
So I'm purchasing dark cereal and then stacking a harem for the closest modern equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873499
>Dark cereal
What's that? Is it tasty? Is it dark because CHOCOLATE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873499
He probably chose to close that "loophole" after one gaggle of retards kept abusing it to paint mamono as sluts or worse, and the other group of morons kept pearl clutching and asking for affirmations that their fated waifu will be absolutely surely a virgin. So now we have silly shit like magical imprinting instead of just making it a cultural thing that mamono shy away from fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873600
I'll be imprinting my face on them cheeks fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873600
Yeah, it's not based at all. We probably should ignore that and bring back casual sex and one-night stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873613
>cheshy decided to imprint herself on you
>by teleporting ass-first into your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873499
>I miss the old 'mistranslated' MGE
Fuck off already you worthless shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873628
And here we have schizophrenic puritan brainlet having a meltdown over percieved "unwholesomeness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873624
Cheshy gyatt is best gyatt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873636
>schizophrenic puritan
I already knew that you're not from here, retarded shitposter. You dont need to prove me right further.
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871509
>alarms go off and you hurry down to the bomb shelter underneath the facility
>it's an old bunker built during the cold war, designed to survive a 20 megaton nuclear blast
>everyone crowds around the CCTV screens to watch the security force fight the monsters off
>they don't stand a chance
>panic breaks out inside the bunker as the cameras show a group of monsters heading down the stairs to the entrance
>a dragon rips the 5-ton blast door clean off its hinges and then immediately locks eyes with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873712
>The dragon continues to stare at you, her wings spread wide behind her.
>It's, oddly, blocking every other monster from getting in.
>She also just keeps staring at you.
>She's sweating and blushing and breathing heavily.
>Maybe that door was a little much for her after all?
>You slowly begin to back away, which startles her into action.
>"So, uh,"
>She's talking?
>"You come here often?"
>Wut

[Anonymous No.]

> >46873549
Negotiating for darkened kernels.
>noob

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873600
2 groups of autists both reeing about all mamonos being raep-sluts, or all being cherry turbo-virgins.
Of course they cant cope with any nuances in between the 2 extremes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873811
Sigh. I was hoping for a tasty chocolate breakfast. I'm absolutely NOT bicorn material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873628
Is that you Arabfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873811
>be Anon
>Portals open
>ride my new Bicorn waifu bareback down the main streets of MGC
>with my naked loli-Kiki 2ndwaifu's asshole impaled on my mushroom-enhanced cock
>while double-handholding her and the bicorn reaching back to schlick her kiki-pussy
>all 3 of waving and smiling at all the purity-tards waiting for their virgin waifus
>>and MGCPD don't give a shit beyond being 'iwtwm'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873847
I think it's just it comes down to if you're a "I have a monster girl fetish" autist or a "I use this as a coping mechanism" autist. Everyone else just shrugs and moves on with their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874013
Normalizing the whole "Idgaf about anything but the girl being maigcally attracted to me specifically and being a virgin" sort of cope by the 30yo virgins who never had any sort of relationship IRL crowd was the worst thing that could happen to monstergirl community.

[Anonymous No.]

>Those trollslations aren't THAT bad! They're nuanced!
I dont think I'll never understand why these raiders are so obsessed with this place when MGQ exists for their slut/grimderp fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874093
Cucks are inhuman vermin, plain and simple. They can't comprehend actual human beings aren't like them, so they try to aggressively ruin everything for everyone else.
They're so defective that their instincts are literally programmed to make their genetic lines self-destruct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874093
>>46874164
>schizoposting and samefagging about things no one has even mentioned or implied
Yeah, that's a melty alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874087
Unfortunately like any other major revision to canon it causes a lot more loopholes than it closes:
>all the 'used-goods' monsterized 3Ds are now unwanted by the puritards.
>especially since most of them were converted using mamono yuri-sex, so both convert and converter are now 'used'.
>but it also messes with canon mamonos like Doppels who personality-improve the 3Ds that they copy so Anon ends up fucking both.
KC over reacted about fucktards turning every married mamono into NTR-sluts when even originally waifus were only faithful once married, so casual sex with single mamonos was okay before then, or married Anons could still have affairs e.g. Unicorn Anons needed to cheat to make Bicorns - and like Irl-Japan this was culturally acceptable.
Until Westards fucked it all.
>so now that all Anon-waifu bonds are locked into full-purity by mama-marking, how do canon Bicorns get made with no cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874204
>major revision to canon
there wasnt any.
Unless you want to argue those old translations are canon and give yourself away again?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never understand why /mgt/ attracts obsessed morons who spend so much time here despite hating everything this thread stands for

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874093
>>46874164
Shizo or false flag. Call it now

[Anonymous No.]

>muh purityfags
>muh yuri
>muh cheating on unicorns (when bicorns are created just by a unicorn having sex with a non virgin man)
Yep, it's the same discord that's been raiding us for 16 months again, with their same retarded bullshit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874204
Well, you see, the cuckhorse AKSHUALLY isn't about NTR it's uuhhhh just about harems okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874254
This thread stands for monstergirls, not whatever deranged coping that you're having.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874254
Again, it’s fetish autists vs cope autists.
Fetish crowd gets annoyed at not being able to talk about monster girl fucking.
Cope/purity fags get annoyed at people wanting to things that aren’t just moe slice of life stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874280
How long until KC bans harems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874003
>be Anon
>hiding in locked house because there is an emergency alert that 'weird creatures' are suddenly appearing through some strange 'interdimensional rift' and grabbing citizens off the streets
>loud banging sounds all around the house
>6 different holes simultaneously punched in Anon's house walls
>6 simultaneous cries of "My Fated Anon-husbando"
>7 calls of 'wtf!?'
>initial stunned shock, then 6 sets of hands/claws tugging at 'my Anon', then squabbling, hair-pulling, demon-silver knife fights...
>eventually Anon is standing still stunned in an exhausted pile of bruised mamonos
>ok, how do we sort this out?
>cue Party of 7 forming and questing together all the way to the DLs castle
>after months of adventures, the Party is finally admitted into her Throne Room
>Anon steps forward and explains the problem
>DL just laughs and tells Anon three simple words:
> Fuck Them All!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874313
>Cope/purity fags get annoyed at people wanting to things that aren’t just moe slice of life stuff
It's understandable to want to discuss things that aren't sex-related or try to separate the thread from futanari discussion (because that never ends well) but it doesn't feel normal to have a literal mental breakdown whenever someone brings up things that KC himself included, like tentacle stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874309
This thread is centered around the purity/cope/whatever you want to call it and has been like this for years, many like you tried to change it and always failed because majority doesn't want stupid shit here. Would it kill you to go somewhere else instead of acting like an unwanted pest?

[Anonymous No.]

There's a Slime in your walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874333
Harems are already behind, like, seven layers of
>AKSHUALLY
>WELL YOU SEE
>BUT NOT REALLY
so there's no reason to ban them.
>>46874363
If that were true, we wouldn't even be able to discuss clearly fetish-y stuff like mindflayers, baphos, shogs, alps or what have you. You are being blatantly disingenious which leads me to believe you are falseflagging. I will not be entertaining your idiocy any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874313
>Again, it’s fetish autists vs cope autists
That fight doesnt exist, never did. Those old translations were full of edgefaggotry and all kinds of nonsense because they were just that, bad translations. They were never canon and to argue in their favor is a moronic thing to do, to say the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874342
> on the way back the 6 new waifus argue and finally decide that they go 'home' to whoever has the biggest castle to fit them all and their future daughterfus
>on the way back there they pass the dreaded Tentacle Forest that they managed to avoid on the way to the DL
>look at the tentacles, then at each other, then at Anon
>[shrug]
>Anon: Why not? It's obviously here for a reason, let's all just have some fun together..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874414
>clearly fetish-y stuff
>baphos
Fucking incredible
7 years later and KC's favorite mg still filters bad faith shitposters and discordfaggots without fail

[Anonymous No.]

>Says "Good day" to you in European

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874453
And now the mask has crumbled completely. Have fun talking to whatever voices in your head that you're talking right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874453
>You accept spooky slime maid and lolis? Then you must also accept my swinging, cuck and wife sharing fantasies!
Lmao, also this >>46874453
Keep seething all you want, at the end of the day this thread will go on as usual and your stupid shit will continue to be written off as bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874453
It's always the same thing. They complain about cucking around and wierd gay shit not being tolerated here, and then start handwringing about the sabbath when they get cornered.

Like the post directly above you being multiple sentences just to say "I want to 'have fun' watching my wife have sex with something else in front of me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874530
fuck, meant to quote >>46874414

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874530
I like how people like you don't even bother to read the profiles and just run with whatever autistic fantasies you made up yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874472
>"Perkele, that I don't speak snow-elf"
She must be a Loli-elf given the relative size of that AK5. (*)
But I really want to see how she wears those Peltors over knife-ears.

(*- a common problem for manga artists who never handle real guns so can't visualise them at the correct scale.)

[Anonymous No.]

>46874204
>Nooo your escapist fantasy setting needs to appeal to my normalfag beliefs like casual sex and ntr kc actually changed the canon
Imagine wanting monster girls to act like 3D women. I hope you at least get paid to do this so there's a motive besides mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874558
Don't be too hard on yourself, we all make mistakes when we're samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to eat
>Come back
>It's all ogre
The swamp has fallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874596
If skitztard anon does get a waifu at Portals does it count as both of his sockpuppet personalities cucking each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874571
>don't even bother to read the profiles
that's rich coming from the retard samefagging his own cop about old trollslations
What time is it in ireland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874655
You can't Runyip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874596
>s-samefag!
I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874657
Eh, they will find a way to cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874655
Bunyip mamono gets agitated when the Rata-News announces that D-Anon-ld Trumpf is promising to "drain the swamp" when he becomes MGC Mayor.

[Anonymous No.]

>this kills the invader

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874692
Is that a JoJo reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874720
Thank you for your service, Momo-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me again why 30 yrs old is in demand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874720
I undestand lolis trigger these discordfaggots hard, but I still dont get why. They always cry about the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874720
>be Anon
>take the Loli-Mage's hat off
>sudden loss of mana makes her weak
>unexpectedly drags her back thru the Portals to 3d world
>take her to McDs for a sustaining HappyMeal
>3D Karens seethe when she sucks Anon's D in gratitude for her included McToy and juice-box
>joint MGCPD/CityPD cops called
>check her mana ID, shrug
>Loli keeps sucking until Anon cooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874785
>but I still dont get why
Because we say that it triggers them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874414
Fuck off, Harems are always canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874881
Nah judging by how they just stopped trying to push their old translations revisionism after that bapho slipup, they really did get upset. The question is why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874744
Would eat the Xmas Cake with custard and whipped cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874430
> That fight doesnt exist, never did
We are literally looking at it, but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874744
Well, I'm in my 40s, so a woman my age would be easier to talk to, since we'll have more similar life experiences, etc.
Plus, I'm past being exciting.
>In bed by 9 or 10 pm
>Have maybe 4-5 drinks a month
>Social gatherings are mostly just too loud
Just let me have a chill demon or whatnot who's on board with a quiet night with a few friends as the big doings of the week.
And likes cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874933
Im looking at a discord raider seething about the sabbath filter again, I dont think their opinions count for shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874921
Knowing discord they're probably irl groomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874785
Under the old misunderstandings, Bapho Sabbaths were free for all group Orgies sharing their Anons equally, now it's just all the unmarried lolis standing around bored watching the lucky few married lolis publicly fucking their Anons.
>Like going to any Church service is already boring enough, but if you dont even get a piece of the wine&biscuit, just have to sit and watch a few lucky bitches get some, it's a real drudgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875001
Miss Jinko is lowkey looking for a groomer--her fur is just a mess and she needs help with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874921
>The question is why.
Western brainwashing. MGE fliters out those who fail to overcome it and they reveal themselves on occasions such as now.
It's the unfortunate consequence of our thread getting lots of traffic outside of /jp/, probably /vg/ and /v/ runoff as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875001
MGE Groomers are all Centaur-fuckers not pedos.
Just wanting to make those fancy combing patterns in your waifu's hide to help her feel special when you ride her in the MCC Park on weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875064
#NotAllGroomers are into centaurs. Many Beastmen are good girls who deserve grooming.
And also GROOMing. Like you marry them. It's wordplay. That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874921
>Nah
>proceeds to spin an entire narrative out of thin air
See? Thanks for proving my point.
But you may be careful with this kinda logic, because "well you stopped replying to me after I did a thing" can be easily reversed into someone like, say, mick posting cait sith and then saying that his delusions about KC owing him something are correct since no one bothered to reply to him after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875042
Indian Jinkos go to grooming salons to get the streetmess out of their hair, then try to bleach it whiter to larp as Siberians.
>smart Anons always carry a packet of curry-flavored crisps to sort out the pretenders from real Siberian Jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875064
>not pedos.
Discordfags just can't stop seething about sabbath, eh

[Anonymous No.]

> #%46875146
Nope, we're just ignoring your skitz-shit and doing wordplay instead.
>be Anon
>be the Groom
>groom your Waifu's wedding coiffure

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875122
this damage control would be more convincing if you resumed your attempts to push those old translations like you were doing earlier. As it stands it looks like you're making excuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874815
>take her to McDs
Does that count as child abuse? Onii-chans should treat their monster gfs well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875226
this damage control would be more convincing if you posted more lolis like you were doing earlier. As it stands it looks like you're making excuses.
See how easy it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875284
Except I wasnt posting lolis earlier
and it's even easier to just.....prove my point and trigger you harder by posting more lolis
like so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875322
Why is that Bapho in the picture upset? The guy isn't flexible enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875214
>we
Hey, at least you stopped pretending that you aren't a part of discord group raiding our thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875322
Oh no please stop doing that oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46874692
Don't care, stile vooting for Mayor Zombie as she sniffffs all Lolis.
I'd voot for Jennemy Baphstein or a Rhino-mamono before Drumpf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875214
>>...doing wordplay instead.
> Haku moistness intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

> ÷@=46875346
>...our thread...
Both personalties going skitz together?

[Anonymous No.]

What happened, silly discordfag? Why so quiet?
Just two baphos was all it took. Its like anathema to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875335
Because someone drew her without cloven hooves. SHE IS NOT A GODDAMN HORSE. SHE'S A GOAT. You should be able to slide your dick in there and everything.

https://ogden_images.s3.amazonaws.com/www.iamcountryside.com/images/sites/2/2020/07/13115138/AdobeStock_1474366-scaled-e1680802687670.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875375
This time he will grab the mamono voot right by the pussy
All the Neko and Jinko demographics want their pussy-pussy grabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875432
She's wearing split-front hoof-shoes for Clovens, the gap is facing down so its at the front, not shoes with one-piece fronts open at the back like Centaurs.
Modern hoof-mamonos would have a selection of different shoes - hard steel for rough surfaces, soft rubber or padded for indoor floors, extra grip for winter, etc - so they're probably clip-ons instead of nailed so they can swap easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there would be separate special "public sex allowed" areas at the MGC pools, or would there be special "no sex" areas instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine
>Momonika sabbath Hellhound
>Momonika sabbath Demon
>Momonika sabbath Kejourou (gyaru)

Almost too powerful to contain
>Momonika sabbath Pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875421
Yeah, totally anathema. That's why he's still posting (literally post above yours)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875265
McDs is shitfood, but it's a prime location to larp as 'Daddy's little Loli' to pissoff the normie 3Ds left behind when all the Anon's Portal out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not dating a MATURE WOMAN twice your height and ten times your age

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875477
I figure every part of MGC is 'Public Sex Allowed', some parts are probably even 'Public Sex Mandatory' where MGCPD will bust your ass if you aren't busting your nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875477
sex in the water would be risky for non-aquatic mgs, not to mention unsanitary you'll probably see young couples humping in the showers and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875535
well, i dont know her age... or her name... or really anything about her... she dosent really speak.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875535
My wife is half my size but ten times my age

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875535
Why not date a PRIME wock half your height and third your age?

>>46875553
This, you could expect them to have some degree of etiquette and the fucking to happen in the showers, dressing rooms or somewhere aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875535
Hag wock armpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875335
Looks like she's disvovered he's got a small D.
Maybe small-D Anons go towards Sabbath, the same as Large-D Anons can go to Minos Orcs and Cents to have more working room.
Yes, I know Fairies and Lolis can stretch, and Cents etc can tighten down, and you can adjust anything with various potions, but it makes sense to pick a similar scale mamono to your assets.
>as a reasonably large Anon, I'd never waifu a Fairy or Loli because its simpler to find a mamono more my D size and not always need potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875609
becoming an incubus turns your dick into another leg you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875553
>sex in the water would be risky for non-aquatic mgs
You do know even 3Ds can fuck in pools, right?
You either keep your head above water or hold your breath in bursts.

On the other issue, MGC Public Pool is probably a coom-soup by mid-afternoon despite their best magic filters from GremTech.

[Anonymous No.]

You can always ask her to build a penis embiggener

[Anonymous No.]

It's important to celebrate good times. And everyone knows Mantis' can't resist dessert.
Thanks for sticking around, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875631
Yes, I know, and that turns your Fairy-waifu into an Ona-hole unless you keep on the potions.
I'm more comfortable just starting with a big waifu and having room to safely expand later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875668
Look how happy she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875631
So she'll have to keep boosting Anon with potions until he's starting to incubize.

>>46875680
And a lot of Fairies are into that stretched until almost transparent shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875663
Gremlin is puzzled by this new Work Request.
>"But Anon, I am already a Penis-embiggenner."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875668
kuuderes are always the most fun girls to bully with affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875659
It would only dangerous for Doromes dissolving into mud, Pyrows and Sallys getting extinguished, and maybe Lava-Golems if they start to cool down too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875702
This is a mantis about to press her hands together with a soft "yay"
It might be a once-in-a-lifetime experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875668
I hope this happens at a big restauraunt and the staff and the rest of the people eating there all get up to sing her happy birthday.
I bet she'll be thrilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875680
Better to have a waifu you can stomach bulge in moderation, and then have your dick grow over time to keep the level of stuffing in proportion to match her growing, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875744
Kiss on the cheek when she wakes up and a kiss goodnight are mandatory with kuu monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46872529
Its pretty gud, lots of healing. It was Alex and Eris by PRW, seems the old paste got nuked at some point. Not sure if there was a backup anywhere but I might have it on an old drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875865
I can check the pastebin archive in a couple hours too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875865
>Alex and Eris by PRW
This?
https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE?dir=undefined&path=%2FFan%20Stories%2FPRW&openfile=17330

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875880
Looks like it. I don't read like I used to, is that the new place all the writestuff got moved to?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to call random monsters poopyheads online

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875744
>headpat a loli Lich
>she just silently jiii~s at you and blushes slightly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Have you prayed today?

[Anonymous No.]

The weekends is coming to an end, better enjoy this last day with your auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871249
Cute idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876108
Every day I pray for nukes.

[Anonymous No.]

People don't respond to his shitty bait so he replies to his own post 12 hours later, a true classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875900
there was a diaspora after pastebin exploded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875024
>Bapho Sabbaths were free for all group Orgies sharing their Anons equally,
This is better. Imagine everyone just being there for the love of lolis. It makes more sense than the current incarnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876227
Hey, man, I'm there to get deals on manischewitz and as a reason work can't call me in on Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876227
Severe mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876108
Only for pure and naive virgin angels.

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOO! Keep these stinky monsters away from me! I will not lose my purity to these creatures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876234
>anon just wants the yearly month off for debauchery that the sabbath lobbied for
>and all he has to do is deal with the very handsy witches during the mandatory twenty minute loli in your lap session every week

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876256
stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876256
>Paging Miss Brap Hog!
>Miss Brap Hog, you have a gentleman caller on 4chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876256
>"ufufu"
>"this gaijin sounds so adorable!"
>"though, i do wonder what hes saying..."
>"oh well. he can learn our language after the wedding"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876256
Unicorn knight will help you preserve your purity so you can marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876267
I love when those thong strings are visible, specially on monster hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876327
i hid my virginity inside ms angel so the monsters won't take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876404
Even Vampires look at Anon-tard and think 'sucker'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876351
>I love when those thong strings are visible
I like high leg thong strings on small pears, it's one impressive sight regardless of whether they're visible from under other clothes or it's just the panties or bikini bottoms by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46873356
Praise her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46875977
>They argue back
>They keep getting more and more annoyed
>Calling you names and everything
>Let it slip you're a guy
>They suddenly change their tone and try to backpaddle so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876496
Imagine a Pharaoh using her God Voice to imprint her love for you deep into your mind so any time you start self doubting or self hating it gets drowned out by Egyptian accented “I LOVE YOU”s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876496
Praise the Pharaoh!
Massage the Pharaoh with fine oils!
Lustfully assault the Pharaoh's divine body!
Get called "my king" in bed by the Pharaoh!
Breed the Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876563
I hope I never reach the point that that appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876566
>Get called "my king" in bed by the Pharaoh!
100% success rate of triggering the ol' jackhammer. No god voice required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876546
The ones with the best shot at anon’s virginity are the ones who don’t back down

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876571
Why not? Don’t want a wife that loves you so much that she hates seeing you hate yourself or doubt yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871939
>crying right after being shota'd
you're just activating her comfort rape instincts, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876496
I want to mindbreak her into thinking the pyramids were made by ayyliens.

[Anonymous No.]

I will hide my ugly face with a gasmask and pretend that I need it to survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876608
This is clearly what she wanted, may as well let her have it. I'm really only upset about short, weak, and not at least being a big dick shota anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876608
She’d probably rape her shota husband so hard that he becomes physically dependent on her touch.

[Anonymous No.]

Get a pixie in your harem for some size fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876657
She wants to make it bigger herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876586
>"Eh, so what if the shithead's a guy! Bet his dick isnt long enough for him to jerk off!"
>are you projecting, bitch? upset you cant rub your beestings to orgasm?
>"lol the future alp thought that was a burn!"
>eww dont project your dick thirt onto me you ugly washboard
>and so on it goes into the wee hours of the night

Man those liches are so talkative on anonymous boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876602
NTA anon but I don't want anyone to see me weakened. I need to hide it, always

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876571
lovebombing is classic cult indoctrination tactics
and eros would get me every time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876737
>TikTok
>The head
>Those eyes
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876737
Could be better, but still very neat. The body is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876579
>100% success rate of triggering the ol' jackhammer. No god voice required.
The "royal/godly/incredibly powerful girl not being mered, but viewing her position as high as before and then putting you above it" stuff makes my dick so hard it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why are fat danuki hags the dedicated auntsters anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think my boss is trying to hit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876846
>>46876875
>"My boss is a real snake"

[Anonymous No.]

>the general amount of monstergirl images I have
>vs the size of my fox folder
I have come to the realization that I am indeed a foxslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46869546
Your guardian angel spent all day pre portals battling off hordes of demons (real, biblical) in the astral plane from infecting your subconscious and this is the thanks she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877011
all this without even meeting a fox. shouldnt you be a bit embarrassed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877031
I've met her in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877038
who did that? the dream invasion is only supposed to happen 2 years before the portals are open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877038
good for you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877052
Uh oh, something bad is gonna happen soon then

>>46877059
Fox is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877011
you should see how many pictures of (you) she has

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877142
I don't like to imagine that, I am very un-photogenic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877142
>>46877172
>taking your first pictures together after you've finally met
>on the left side of the photo, her near angelic beauty
>on the right, your goofy ugly looking ass looking completely out of place, like you don't belong there
Seeing photos of us together would just make me feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877142
>lonely NEET monsters sitting in their rooms all day generating AI porn of (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877142
>Eighty dozen pictures of you being squeezed by an Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877313
The prank is sex isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876321
I'll just smile nod and be friendly. And i'm sure the golden rule will make sure this all works out alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847
Hope you have a hebi weekends anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877342
even though i didn't have any money to offer it looks like she'll let me stay the night
everyone is so nice here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877382
Sneaky foxes always are the first ones to make a move.

[Anonymous No.]

The scent of milk triggers fight or flight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877517
HERE COMES THE MILK TRUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877522
I will not be defeated!
how does he draw all his girls so soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877517
fight, flight or freeze. the fear response can often leave anons helpless before their predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877522
All monster are potential milk trucks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This sword has to be the finest one I've ever used. The only downside is that its magic makes my arm tingle when I hold it for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877596
To be a dairy farmer with monster girls is exciting as there are so many varieties of 'cow'

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877601
I don't really care for swords possessing women when owari no seraph had swords that were just women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877612
But you only need 1!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877596
This is true, even the humble harpy can be bearers of megamilk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877626
Only if you wish to supply yourself.
Supplying a town or making money off it is another matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877601
>I know this sword is cursed
>But it's a great sword
>I feel really good when I use it
>I can stop using it any time I want
>One month later

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877626
as herd animals it would be unconscionable to only keep 1. a happy, healthy cow needs a group of sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877638
Still just need 1 KIND of mamono. Mrs. Ushi and her extended family!
Their milk is as smooth as... milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877596
This is why I just want to be a peaceful Zombie herder, spend the day milking my Zombies, exercising them and feeding them mana for next day's harvest.

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect harem consists of one small titty monstergirl and one megamilk titmonster. You know this to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>We elves are a proud people! We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do elves say such things while dressed like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877748
They just have to gaslight men long enough to get their breasts within face range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877748
Because you're stuck in a timeloop, so they can say whatever.
>>/jp/image/o578bpvB4a41Ua7yJBeBEQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46871751
There is genuinely no reason to imagine shrinking down to fairy size and living inside your wifes womb is something you cannot do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877799
you think he has a text document for his various scripts or does it come natural?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877814
NTA but yeah WHFtard is very autistic and absolutely keeps a folder with images for those looped "prompts", I've seen some of his shit dating back to 2019 when thrown into archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877799
>>46877814
>>46877850
I don't understand his purpose, but I will take this opportunity to post big titty elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877668
ghoul ranching is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely not! If you're going to be in human form then we're not having sex!

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely not! If you're going to be in monstergirl form then we're not having sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877866
But this is a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have sprained my hip and need a monster girl to care for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46876689
As an adult man I want to be groomed and manipulated by a loving older woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877896
Looks elf enough to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877932
poke

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877934
take comfort in greenworm's smug visage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877668
Zombies are terrible livestock since they eventually turn into Wights and leave

[Anonymous No.]

Fox for the road

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878080
red eyeliner so good

[Anonymous No.]

I blame Lovecraft for a stupid idea for an entrance to the Cat Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878098
Yes, she is a very good fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878080
>>46878113
This creature cannot be trusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878098
it's the little things

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878019
You have to upgrade the living acommondations so you have a palace for your haughty ojous, you can afford the costs because the milk is so much more expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878158
You can always trust foxes to steal your semen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will not get devoured by the ghouls at the door.
I will not get devoured by the ghouls at the door.
I will not get devoured by the ghouls at the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46868847

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878230
You will get devoured by the ghoul behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878184
The only thing you can trust foxes about is the fact that they are untrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878272
No! This can't happen to me!

[Anonymous No.]

Demon worship.
The demon worships your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877850
>WHFtard
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878282
You will be devoured by ghoul
You will watch as ghoul eats your snacks
You will sleep and cuddle with ghoul
You will devour ghoul
You will make many more ghouls
You will be proud watching your ghoul daughters devouring their new husbands
You will be happy with ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact.
Did you know that humans have worshipped dragons since the dawn of time?
Yeah, true story. Believe me! No need to fact check this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna post on 4mon about how guys will fuck anything with a pulse. And ONLY things with a pulse. make them undead seethe

[Anonymous No.]

Give me 5 ghouls minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878365
You get 4 and one very hungry zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878369
No zombies. They're gross and dumb.
Only ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46877522
Instant loss material.

>>46877675
A medium and a large for me, please. The milk truck can still treat the perfectly average girl like a flatty.

>>46878209
Awfully smug for a squid within squishing range.

>>46878300
Imagine worshipping your wife while she worships you back.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay thats it
I'm submitting to foxes, but only the really old ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878392

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878330
Autist who used to be a tripfag on /tg/ and nowadays shits up our thread with off-topic garbage or at best loops through the same questions over and over again like a bot.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/Warhammer%20Fantasy%20Anon/

Scroll through his posts there and you'll immediately recognize some stuff he reposts here, especially the distinct filenames he's using.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878300
Demon msgk going from smug to ready for breeding when you whip it out in her face

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878399
Disgusting
Where are the colossal hag saggers and crows feet?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878484
Crow's feet coming right up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878505
Crow tengus are DORKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878019
Wights would probably still pretend to be zombies to get milked and cared by the herder

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Green Hell today
>Working on my tree house and eating capybaras
>Suddenly have an intrusive thought about being ambushed by Tacokots

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878253
I hate that gacha has some of the best designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878616
The idea is that it only gets drawn once, maybe twice so they can afford to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878399
I know none of this is true and it is instead a thousands of years old war demon that will light the world on fire.

Which is exactly why I would release it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878641
The og monstergirl everyone wanted to dick down

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878645
Cheetara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878679
No, catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878685
... Cheetara IS a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878696
Yes, Anon. Do you have problems understanding?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878371
How about 4 ghouls and a do-it-yourself wight kit?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cat to mark me as her property (rub her smelly vagina and ass on my face)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878708
Titty cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878708
>>46878732
Monster girls are the only instance in which I can tolerate and love dark skin

[Anonymous No.]

Fat kots?

[Anonymous No.]

salty kot

[Anonymous No.]

Where are all these brown cats coming from? Do they know I'm weak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878771
you'll never the beast test like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878748
Haha, same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878771
You a catgirl lover Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878721
>Do-It-Yourself Wight Kit!
>It's high heels and white makeup

[Anonymous No.]

RAPE
A
P
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878786
Me? Ha ha, no what a weird thing to suggest. I would never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878811
A few years later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878811
i will appeal to her sense of reason and dissuade her from this frankly disrespectful course of action

[Anonymous No.]

Why do women become so much better when given fluffy ears and a tail? What is the cause of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878822
>not pictured; she's three weeks pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878834
Pictured: 9 months later
Imagine being raped by your pregnant hellwan wife, it's like a horny wrecking ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878860
As long as she's gentle with the baby. She WILL become the bottom if she's too rough while that pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878871
Every mamono is a good mother.
And some, by the grace of Maou, are good mommies.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey Anon what do you think of this new armor?"

- Quote from a lolimander fucked in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878909
Perfect for violently tearing off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878909
dum lizard could just check the stat screen herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878811
Reminds me of an album cover.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878811
post-orgasm torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878908
An old urban legend says every mamono will say the classic
>ooh you're sucking so hard, leave some for the babies!
line at least once per pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878826
You have foxoplasmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878990
Ideally while she's pissing into my mouth while I go down on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dam the pharaoh's river for hydroelectric power
>Dig up the ryu's mountain for minerals
>Cut down the dryad forest for lumber
>Bulldozing pristine fairy meadows to make room for smoke belching factories
I love industrialism. Nothing bad could ever come ot this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879020
Chaos dwarf wife says yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879020
This post made me think of a Youtube Poop with "I hate the environment" opening line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878917
>dum lizard checks the stat screen
>+50% seduction power, +500% passive seduction power, passive seduction power increases inversely based on age and size
>"...Huh? What does it mean by this? I better ask Anon"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879046
How many eggs does a harpy lay on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879065
varies by species. vanilla harpy i'd say 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879087
Damn, there must be HUGE flocks of harpies everywhere if the average girl has triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879102
Sounds like the majority of men in mge would be claimed either by harpies or foxes, considering how fertile and prolific they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879114
many a man was claimed in the last jubjub stampede

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879126
>jubjub stampede
How scary, I bet it was like the movie birds except with jubjubs and rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879020
>What a horrible nightmare! I dreamed I was working for a soulless mining company!
>Wait a minute... aw crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879114
I'm like 90% sure the most prolific breeders in MGE would be Slimes, Large Mice/Dormice, Devil Bugs, and the Harpies. Elves, of course, being hags, would be the least fertile women on the planet and would require re-firing a dying star. With your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879176
domesticated species have the homefield advantage, and better access to humans
and of course the humble succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879210
The family pets are for starting families with, after all

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever stopped to consider how cute bees are? You should do it daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879298
being a bachelor you'd often find unsolicited tributes of honey, milk and other such gifts left by monster suitors

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879339
stirrup socks and the fancy gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879354
Ultra sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879298
I tried mead for the first time the other day and it was closer in taste to regular wine than I expected. I'm sure they get along with Satyroses.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879298
Gimme a big ol' bumble bee. I want that buzz to be like magic fingers for the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879298
I just saved a drowning bee in my pool.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no way you can get "mindbroken" or "addicted" to monster pussy, doesn't matter which one it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879541
But you can get addicted to a monsters love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879541
take heart, monsters need it far more than you do

[Anonymous No.]

It's an inevitability. Men are made to be loved by monsters. Resistance is futile.

[Anonymous No.]

Love is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879524
You will be rewarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879590
https://files.catbox.moe/inidhs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879595
>You will be rewarded
Not
>You will Bee reward
You're ngmi, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879486
what powerful monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879590
She will save you from your human affliction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879486
what sort of spells can arch-mage pharaoh cast?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello I am here to make a s-statement and retract my previous comment: >>46879590
Love i-is indeed real, and it is everywhere you go a-and y... yo... L-Love is universal and... oh god, HELP ME MISS CUPID HAS A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD SOMEBODY HELP ME HEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879624
Anon is in a better place now. I'm sure his new wife will give him the correction he needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Naughty young Man! I'm many years older than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879578
Ah. monster girls. When I think of them I think of cute little cuddle uwu teddy bears and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879624
This is awful, we can't keep letting Eros get away with forcing people to accept love at the barrel of a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879641
A tamagotchi? You are still my imouto, then. I seek the MIGHTIEST and MEATIEST of the hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879642
I'm about 60/40-70/30 on romantic lovey-dovey stuff and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879624
I like all the Eros fantasy and I absolutely love that there's a broadcast matchmaking sex league sponsored and hosted by the Eros church

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879647
eros can demonstrate love in many ways.
there's the eros trench knife, the eros gatling gun, the eros trebuchet, the list goes on

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to remember a sandworm story. It wasn't a green text, there were dirt bikes, telepathy and it had a weird name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879670
Now that'd be a fun story--Miss Cupid using a trebuchet on the enemy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879590
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
What monstergirl would Todd Howard love the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879748
I assume he would be into a sandworm, because he wants a monster girl big enough to let him FALL OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

wheres the wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879715
I like the idea of Cupid's sticking monstergirls on a trebuchet and launching them at love targets. The girls are protected by eros, of course, so they don't get injured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879774
: D

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879805
the origin of the mana marker was as an artillery target. it comes full circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879670
>post on 4mon about how you've given up on the pursuit of love and will commit yourself to a pseudo-monastic lifestyle like the monks of old
>Wake up the next morning to find an entire thema's worth of Cupids and Houris dressed like 10th century Byzantine infantry holding demon silver plumbatae surrounding your house and a ballistae loaded with a demon silver bolt pointed directly at your bedroom window
>Commander Cupid in a very nice plumed spangenhelm orders you to surrender your heart or prepare for siege

[Anonymous No.]

I won't get shot by Miss Cupid, I will surrender willingly and put my hands up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46878112
Good luck with your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46879830
SURRENDER MY HEART TO WHOMST?

[Anonymous No.]

Put the semen into cementary

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>>46879830
i never knew i'd need to use my moat but i always kind of hoped

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>>46879909
To commander Cupid, obviously. That over-serious christmas cake even got a bunch of her co-workers to help her finally get a husband.

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>>46879828
"That's not only in the movie, that's DEFINITELY in the movie, and there's no backsies on that."
>Initial test runs were done with Ushi-Oni, one of the only monster girls who was both willing to use the trebuchet approach AND able to survive any catastrophic failures in the protection magic.
>Later test runs stil focused on mamono who can do DYNAMIC entry well, because all cupids are inherently showmen.
>Lots of rolling Wurms, Superhero Landings, and so on.
>Only after everything is figured out do you get a modern trebuchet throwing zombies over the enemy lines a dozen at a time.
>The zombies are all (sigh) still trained to do a Superhero Landing, but they tend to be pretty bad at them.
Anyways, very cute ideas, gentlemen.

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Ashes to ashes...
wurm to wurm.

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What is a cupid going to do against my TETSUDO formation? Her arrows plink harmlessly off my shield, like the inpenetrable shell of a tortoise.

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>>46879999
Seconds later, this Anon was swallowed by a sandworm.

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Would you fuck the cute elf who manages your inventory storage?

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>>46880032
I would fuck an elf, but I'd never marry one. Elves are concubines and mistresses, not wives.

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>*chk check*
>"Get that demon realm corruption shite away from me. I'm going to shoot you till you're swiss cheese before I let give me horns, claws and a tail!"

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>>46879805
You know how they used to catapult diseased cows back in the dark ages?
Monsters are catapulting love-starved cows now. If you're hiding in an actual stronghold they'll launch Ushi-onis.

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>>46878860
G A V I D

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>>46880258
Unacceptable, I will be sending a very angrily worded letter about how the only cows I accept are holsts, minos, and Hakus

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>>46880258
I think love starved foxes would be more dangerous.

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>>46880305
Sure, but they're more of a deceit build anyway. They don't have a hard time sneaking into cities or castles.
Cows need a little bit of a boost, just enough to get into a melee range, they can take it from there.

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>>46880289
R

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>>46880305
>install anti-fox door to keep your hag fox neighbor out when she goes into heat
>looks like something you would find on a submarine
>hermetic seal so not even a hair of mofu can get through
>she busts through the wall like the koolaid man instead
>screeches something about how her sister isn't going to have grandkids before she has a child of her own before jumping you

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>>46880338
>tfw you tell your waifu how swollen with life you want to see her

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>>46880305
I raise you love-starved succs

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>>46879269
Nice try Circe but I won’t fuck a Sith.

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>>46880214
>Human girl has FN P90

Oh no... Demon Realm brothers and sisters, it's over. How can a corruptive mamono or an incubus corrupt a pure human girl if she has an advanced Belgian made submachine gun?

Quick! Call the /k/ mamono!

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>>46880362
>>install anti-fox door to keep your hag fox neighbor out when she goes into heat
FOOL, THAT'S HER SECRET

SHE'S ALWAYS IN HEAT

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>>46880410
Now that would just be cruel, luckily succs perceive almost anything as affection. Just say 'Hi' or 'Good Morning' and they'll no longer have the love-starved debuff.

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>>46880362
That explains the fox proliferation, sisters are always competing for kids. Who's first, than who can get twins first, than who has the most overall. It just keeps going.

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>>46880527
Just because it's easy to feed them, doesn't mean there aren't love-starved succs out there...

...Looking for you

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>>46880547
>wife takes her bingo card to the obstetrician
>muttering something about a double score if she finally has triplets

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>>46880618
whats the prizes?

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>>46880641
bragging rights

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>>46879641
Bratty hag lolibaba...

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>>46880641
>>46880666
>wife practically jumps out of the car at her family reunion
>stuffs your daughter in her sister's face and tells her to suck it and that she's back in the lead
>heated trash talking commences even while your sister in law plays with your new daughter
>ends with in law dragging her husband off to go "even things up"
>all the guys look like they're on the verge of passing out because all the foxes needed as much essence as possible to give their mofu that extra sheen

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>>46880732
cute snek

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>>46878732
I want a pretty dark-skinned molly to corner me and claim me as her own so badly...

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>>46880739
No you don't. Look at how sweaty and gross she is.

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>>46880729
Is this a fox?

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Good night, Anons! BURN DOWN THE THREAD. BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT.

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>>46880759
70% chance of fox

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>>46879578
any poor boy who runs away from a monstergirl has clearly been so starved of affection that being submerged in love hurts. it might be uncomfortable for them to start, but the best thing for this kind of illness is lots and lots of extra-intense loving and affection administered as soon as possible.

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>>46880032
I love Peatrice so much, just as much as Imp Midna.

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>>46879578
futile, but appreciated. why bother learning all these seduction tactics if there's no chance to use them?

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>>46880781
there is such a thing as overstimulation

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>>46880835
things not to say to a raiju

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Post your cutest and sexiest cheshire cats please!

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>>46880842
mad chesh is cute

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>>46880855
A truly mad chesh is not cute. That's downright dangerous. More dangerous than all jabberwocks and their collective depravity and degeneracy put together.

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>>46880758
I really like monsters that sweat a lot and their skin looks shiny like if they were oiled up without being a straight liquid like a slime

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>>46880835
trying to ease boys into love only prolongs their suffering and gives them opportunities to run. they might cry and thrash a bit, but holding them down and smothering them in love and praise is the only way to reliably cure their misanthropy. it's for the best.

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>>46880890
Bird brained anons fall for shinies

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>>46880890
i've been meaning to do some research on elf oil

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>>46880906
fat elf tats

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Ded hours.

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>>46880700
>One year later
>Don't even get halfway out of the car before getting shoved back into the seat by your wife shouting something about "bullshit luck octuplets" and "needing to catch up"
>Brother in law tosses you a burger and promises to have a beer with you next year

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Does anyone have/know where I can find cleaned up versions of the Fallen Maidens/Fallen Knights ala this image from Side 3?

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>>46875265
McDs serves locally sourced food so in some locations its better than in the others.

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big lady

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>>46881146
The only thing I despise from Uni is his obsession with shotashit

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>>46881146
Needs to be mating pressed and knocked up immediately
>>46881191
Same

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What do monster girls think of penis

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>>46881229
they want yours

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>monsters chasing after wizard for a long time
>he's always seen sometimes snooping around his small hovel
>yet every time they go there to find him, he's always gone
>even when they decide to barge in as soon as they see him close the door behind himself, they can't find the wizard
>he always makes trips to pick up things like food or batteries
>even when camping the place out, they can't seem to corner the damn wizard
>every time they go inside, they're met with the quaint sight of a single recliner, a television sometimes left on, a table, a painting of somewhere nice on the wall, a fridge, cauldron and brewing stand and a shelf and some cupboards for all his ingredients, as well as some paltry books
>they even asked the assistance of Miss Lich and Miss Dark Mage in trying to find out what was going on behind the scenes
>neither could even begin to gain a hint as to what enchantments were at play here
>certainly, even the idea of a secret underground entrance was ruled out, Miss Wurm already looked
>and there was no secret pocket realms hidden about, Miss Lich already checked his snowglobes
>years go by, and Monsters still can't find the wizard, he's simply too good at hiding
>him and his damn white beard and funny pointy hat and wand
>...
>...little did they know
>he was laughing at their attempts all along
>from the safety of his painted world hidden in his painting on the wall

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>>46881278
>Leanen Sidhe one day accidentally slips inside while appreciating his painting up close so casually
>wizard now has to deal with an obsessed fairy that wants him to turn more paintings into painted worlds

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Pictured: incubus in an undead mamono realm hospital ward specializing in gibs and lost severed limbs.

Plenty of people do not talk about this type of Dirty Job in undead mamono realms, instead just focusing in the gothic castles and architecture.

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>>46881353
Why are you like this

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>>46881077
I would adopt them as my wives

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>kidnapping every rata i find that's single

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>>46881601
>loses to the first squirrel

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>>46881679
Losing to a squirrel won't prevent me from challenging the other squirrels I find, unless I get unlucky and the first squirrel is a yandere.

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Beware the nyakuza

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>>46881711
I ain't afraid of them. What are they gonna do? Spit up a hairball on my floor?

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>>46881718
Anon, you should watch out with the mafia types.
You might find yourself receiving some horse head one morning.

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>>46881718
>Pin you against the wall
>Ask you which of them is the prettiest
>If you say none they rape you for being rude
>If you say one they rape you for not calling the other two pretty
>If you say all they rape you for being so nice

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>>46880855
Trying to steal her anon is a big no no>>46881711
I want to work for them as a bodyguard

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>>46881730
The only way out of this is to distract them by asking which one they think is the prettiest. They will get into a big fight about it.
You're still gonna end up raped, but at least it happens a bit later

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>>46881730
just say you are the prettiest

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>>46881804
Narcissus didn’t get happy ending Anon

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>>46881728
That's ridiculous, my door isn't even wide enough for a centaur to fit through.

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>>46880139
How do you think they would feel if they heard you?

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>>46881864
Centaurs come in a range of sizes.

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>>46881870
Thanks, now I'm terrified that some shetland pony girl will sneak into my room and suck my dick.

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>>46881877
Don't worry, you'll still hear clippey-clopping