/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, what can I do to get a girlfriend? I am very overweight (around 400 pounds) unemployed, pretty much total NEET material, and live with my mother? I want to get a girlfriend, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214242
> I want to get a girlfriend, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever. What should I do?

you should just give up

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want an ugly pig disgusting girlfriend? Get a waifu instead, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.]

Find a well paid job then they'll come regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214246
I tried that, but she rejected me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214251
Waifu can't really reject you in anyway whatsoever.
Those who reject you are just tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214251
>HE GOT REJECTED BY HIS WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214251
Don't give up on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214251
Okay this is crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am very overweight (around 400 pounds)
i don't want to be mean but have you tried losing weight?
>unemployed
I doubt that anyone wants someone without a job(but that can be exscused)
>and live with my mother
buy an apartment please....

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you'll get lucky and find some insecure damaged girl without standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214251
Oh, Sion, you are priceless!

[Anonymous No.]

>people replying seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to get a girlfriend, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever.

Confirmed troll

[Anonymous No.]

>I am very overweight (around 400 pounds)

[Anonymous No.]

>around 400 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

>I am very overweight (around 400 pounds)
these girls might take you

[Anonymous No.]

I have a better question: why would you want a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

my advice: troll better

also JUST EXERCISE IT WON'T KILL YA

fatass bitch

[Anonymous No.]

if your not willing to work for it you wont get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214270
>>5214322
400 pounds is going beyond the point of exercise, I think at that point you need surgery or something.

[Anonymous No.]

> I want to get a girlfriend, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever. What should I do?

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I want to get replies, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

work out a plan on how you will earn some money, move out, get hobbies, talk to lots of girls, date some fatties, get girlfriend, be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214378

Nah, he can probably still exercise. I'm another one of /jp/'s resident landwhale momma's boys. I'm about 360 as of today, I can still exercise. It's real ball-busting work, but I can still jog around the block a couple times.

I've recently had to start doing it again myself, actually. I don't mind being a fatass, but I try to keep my weight under 350 because I don't want my chair busting out from under me.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, what can I do to get a boyfriend? I am very underweight (around 120 pounds) unemployed, pretty much total NEET material, and live with my father? I want to get a boyfriend, but don't want to exert any effort whatsoever. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214433
You can say "do you want to be my boyfriend" because you are a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214433
>I am very underweight (around 120 pounds)
Not underweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214448
I'm not a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214433
you have a vagina i don't see what your problem is unless you don't bathe shave or brush your teeth or fart constantly

[Anonymous No.]

This is not /adv/, reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214469
Craigslist

[Anonymous No.]

>>5214242
>>5214433

Both of you, activate flags for the incest route.