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I have a simple question /jp/

What's Touhou?

>> No.5356936

A way of life.

>> No.5356940

Go ask /v/.

>> No.5356943
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>> No.5356942

Reimuthewitchgetoutofjp.jpg

>> No.5356952

Op, if i knew you in real life I'd donkey punch you in the throat.

>> No.5356956

>>5356943

where are the side ties?

>> No.5356957

go back to /a/

>> No.5356958

our religion, our reason to live, our heart, our life

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Google is your friend, friend.

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>> No.5356975

>>5356933
Reimu don't hurt me

>> No.5356991

>>5356936
>>5356958
What's up with this pretentious secondary shit?

>> No.5356995

Touhou is the bane of my soul
Shrine maidens are my body and ordinary magicians are my blood
Unknown to 1CC
Nor known to sleep
Have withstood eyestrain to clear much danmaku
Yet, these eyes will never see Extra
So, as I play,
Unlimited Silly Hat Works

>> No.5356992

So it's a shooter game?
I don't get it? It looks pretty shitty, too.

>> No.5357002

>>5356964
I thought that was Mugen for a second.

>> No.5357005

>>5356991
After the "what is the size of your touhou pic folder" thread, I'm starting to believe they're serious.

>> No.5357010

>>5356992
Fine fine you did the "/jp/ is so shitty thing" is the thread done now?

>> No.5357019

>>5356991
Apperently everything is secondary now.

>> No.5357027

>>5357019
The games are not.

>> No.5357036

>>5357005
Newfriend.

>> No.5357042

>>5356995
Respect

>> No.5357043

>>5357036
Sure, whatever, kiddo.

>> No.5357070

>>5357027
Yeah they are. True primaries fly to Japan and fellate ZUN in person. Anything else is secondary bullshit.

>> No.5357078

>>5357070
Someday, ZUN will quit making Touhou games. At that time, he really won't want blowjobs from random Touhou fans.

>> No.5357086

>>5356995
I thought you were going a different direction with that:

Toho is the bane of my soul
Toho is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face Toho.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Toho has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

..something like that.

>> No.5357083

>>5357010

It isn't a "/jp/ is shitty thread." I just wanted to know what
Touhou was. I googled it, and i saw 2d shooter?

Can't a get a decent answer to my question, that could explain why you people talk about it so much?
Instead i get a bunch of snooty comments.

>> No.5357092

>>5357083
It's a 2D shooter with lots of characters.
That's it.

What else is there to say?

>> No.5357096

>>5357086
Dune?

>> No.5357099

>>5357083
touhouwiki.

Delete your thread now that you got your answer. Oh wait, you are trolling anyways.

>> No.5357101

>What's Touhou?
a miserable little pile of frills

>> No.5357102

>>5357078
I'm not a random Touhou fan. I'm one of his beloved cocksuckling sluts in the inner VIP manslut circle. Quit acting like you know anything about the ZUN-fellating arena you pathetic secondary.

>> No.5357115

One of the best game series ever. I've never enjoyed or cared about the otaku aspect of the series (they are full of loli characters, in case you didn't know OP) but gosh the games are awesome.

>> No.5357116

>>5357099
how do i delete threads?

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>>5357116

>> No.5357124

>>5357116
Ok, now you are trying way too hard. Fuck this shit I'm out of here.

>> No.5357123

>>5357083
>Instead i get a bunch of snooty comments.

Welcome to /jp/!

>> No.5357131

>>5357126
Forgot to remove your name field, smart ass. Go hang yourself for being such a failure as a troll.

>> No.5357132

Op here: I wasn't the one posting under "op" I made this thread and left

>> No.5357137

>>5357131
I SAW THAT YOU FUCKER. YOU CAN'T HIDE.

>> No.5357138

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.5357141

ITT: TRY HARD

>> No.5357151

>>5357131
I was actually watching this thread and i laughed hard when the troll failed

>>5357132
not sure if troll

>> No.5357157

Touhou is a miserable pile of shitty memes.

>> No.5357169

>>5357151
>not sure if troll
That's ok. My question was answered.

-Regards

>> No.5357197

>>5356933
A game. A shitty game.

Go try it.

>> No.5357250

A shoot-'em-up game series. It has a large cast, its difficulty is not too big when compared to big shmups, its curtain fire patterns usually are more pretty than difficult, and its whole cast is female (except for one single person who hasn't appeared in any game).

It has a fucking huge fanbase, a zillion fanworks (ranging from manga to music), and the guy who created it drinks a lot of beer and is pretty thin.

Is that enough?

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