/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

tl;dr: If you're not living in oahu, don't bother reading this. If you are, I want to give you a bunch of shrinkwrapped H manga, eroge, and DVDs.

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So I have a few dozen H manga, most still in the shrink wrap and a large amount of it Loli, that I picked up in bulk in Japan when I was living there.

I also have several untranslated H games, many of which are loli, and all of which are still new in box.

My beloved doesn't go through my porn shelves (she knows better) but still, I am obviously not reading/playing these (it's too much work, and I prefer the 'relax in a cafe and read the manga that's already there' style) and I want to free up shelf space.

...and these were expensive (I bought them because I was leaving Japan, and I knew I'd have a hard time getting this kind of thing in Hawaii, and was afraid I'd miss them. ...but I just use the internet when I'm here.)

I want to give these to a fellow /jp/ lurker/denizen.

If you're in Oahu, respond with a tripcode, and then I'll post an email address, we can get in touch that way and then through email, and I'l give you this stack of stuff. (I also have some tsurupetta 3dpd dvds.)

'ta.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5438750
>>My beloved doesn't go through my porn shelves (she knows better)

Sure she doesn't.

We both know that the girlfriend is making you get rid of these things. Getting whipped by 3DPD is pretty terrible.

[None !!6j5ZTw0wCch No.]

>>5438841
..it's because I just don't like having three shelves full of manga I know that, even when I'm better at moon, I'll never read. ...or even fap to, because the internet is more convenient.

And if I should die somehow, I'd prefer it if my porn collection fit on two shelves. instead of six, with three of them devoted to prepubescent loli

Any woman who would ask you to give up ANY hobby isn't worth having as a mate, and my desire to look at things that are beautiful and cute is one of the first things I addressed with my current before we were even exclusive. (the DOMAI manifesto, as 'twere)

I tell her where my porn is because if she bumps into it on accident it kills her libido. Since I feel the same way about hardcore 3dpd porn in general, I understand.

I have no moral high ground; I gave otakudom up for my first grilf when I was 20. When we started dating she pretended she thought my interest in Japanese Animation was a cool and quirky aspect of me (interest in foreign art!) and then, after three months exclusive:

"Nausicaa is perverted, because they're showing off her legs."

"Japanese music is ugly, because of all the syllable breaks." (yet she was half japanese and had two fully-japanese parents.)

and more.

...but enough blagtaim. My reasons don't matter anyway; I want to pass this expensive stuff to a good home, and certainly don't want to trash it (especially not the expensive eroge and DVDs...and this kind of thing I don't want to offer on Craigslist even if I thought I could find a fellow otaku with an occasional appreciation for loli and some small Moonspeak ability.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5438750
just take them to books off in shirokiya or at pearlridge (near the theaters) and get some money for them.

[『五角场 ～ 之 ～ 无名氏』 No.]

wait, this is a serious thread?

[Anonymous No.]

On an unrelated note, how many people here live in Hawaii?

I live in Oahu but I'm not man enough to meet another /jp/ lurker in person.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5440188
Either that or the party van decided to try using entrapment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5438976
>(complaining about anime)
>she was half japanese and had two fully-japanese parents

Fucking Reverse Weeaboo!

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

(I just got back from work.)

Shirokiya won't buy stuff that's in Japanese. (Weird, I know, since they sell it.)

And, I want to emphasize, I'm trying to give away PORN.

Erotic games. Hentai manga. Loli manga. And a few DVDs.

And it's NOT TRANSLATED.

I won't bump this thread again. ...but I wanted to make sure nobody here wanted the stuff. It's several hundred dollars worth of stuff, and of my few friends, even fewer are otaku, and, well...

1: Fujoshi
2: Lesbian. Not really as otaku as she once was.
3: Mechafan moralfag. but at least he likes moonspeak.
4: Slashfic author female. Not into het porn.

That's half of my platonic friends, and all of the otaku ones. ...and none of 'em live in Hawaii anyway.

So yeah, I'll keep watching this thread and if someone speaks up (use a tripcode when you speak up, and if you're usually a tripfag, use a different tripcode than your normal one) I'll do it that way.

...if not, I'm really at a loss. You can't exactly offer loli sex games and comics and such on craigslist. Idiotic misinformed moralfags would flag you and worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5440195
I'd be fucking astounded if there were more posters online right now other than you and OP lived in that tiny Hawaiian burg.

The odds are exceptionally low I would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5438976
>(yet she was half japanese and had two fully-japanese parents.)

I'm confused here. Assuming by two fully-japanese parents you mean both her parents are full blooded japanese, just how is she only half-japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442102
Dual citizenship?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

You're a nice man. If I was a Hawaiian ass nigga, I would kill a whole pig for you to give me your stack of dubious pr0nz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5440195
I used to, not anymore.

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5442102

Nah; homegirl was adopted. Her biological parents were a schizophrenic Japanese woman who looked like Yoko Ono (sadly), and a red-haired pervert from England who was kicked out of the USA. She was put up for adoption because daddy said that when daughter became a teen daddy would teach her about sex. Mommy got heroic, ostensibly. <shrug> I never met the biological ones. She only tracked them down through her parents help. Long, boring, drama-filled stories abounded. She was made of boring ass bitch-drama.

But she was really really hot, and I lost my virginity to her and thought it would kill me if I ever broke up with her. When I finally cracked (after a year of sexless cohabitation; we were together for three) and we broke up (well, she dumped me, but she may not see it that way)

the truly and conventionally hot looking ones are always shit. They've never had to be good at anything except attracting attention.

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5440195

C'mon! I'll just drop by, drop off a box of stuff at the place we agree to meet, and roll. We'll never see each other again. ...and besides, I wouldn't remember you if we did, because I'm shit at that.

It'll be like anonymous sex, but without us having to interact or get close or do anything more than, say, say "So, you're that one guy, right?" "Yup, that's why I'm waiting at this stupid meeting place." "Here's the box. Good luck. Bye."

<shrug> And then I go away a slightly freer man (my things are starting to own me) and you go away with a bunch of soul-poisoning subculture pr0n and software in moonspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442184
Maybe not that many /jp/ lurkers from Oahu are on right now? Just keep the thread bumped. Cool thing you are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

Saved as copypasta for future uses. Thanks OP.

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5442206
Eh, it doesn't look like it's gonna happen.

I've got a few ideas for a backup solution, but they all involve me having to box the stuff up and pay postage and all that. Boring.

[Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa No.]

>>5442184
you're really coming off creepy

maybe it's just me, but if I lived in Oahu I'd be pretty nervous that you're also living there.

It almost seems like you're trying to set /jp/ up.

.maybe I'm just too paranoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442558
Yes, he is going to kidnap you and rape you.

Be real, set up a meeting in a public place or take friends. This guy seems legit so I doubt you'd have to but I doubt he'd have a problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442558
Why, you got something to hide, pedo scum?

[Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa No.]

>>5442575
it does feel like he'll kidnap and rape me

or knock me unconscious and then I wake up in the middle of fucking nowhere missing organs

do you know how often that happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442626
No please enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442626
Yeah that sure is a pain. I had to go beat the shit out of some kid to get my kidney back just last week. I bet he figured I would be to shocked go after him, but was he wrong.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5442587
I'll pay the fine as long as you don't confiscate my loli porn.

[Yukkuri shiteite yo! !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5442558
Well *I* thought I was being funny. (If he'd been persuadable, he'd probably already have persuaded himself.)

Hell with it. I don't care anymore. I'll go get some dinner and read some manga. If the thread's up when I get home I'll check it, but I really don't think there are enough people on this benighted, semiliterate, normalfag island to mean that there's one who'll be in /jp/ and have the same interests.

Kawaii-Kon sucked the best part was me getting drunk and playing go

[Taft !!3FM2GPo0Hsa No.]

>>5442644
you might think it's not a serious concern, but it is.

when you leave your home, leave with the utmost care and precaution. The world is very scary.

I say this from personal experience

[Anonymous No.]

Well shit now you got me thinking every animu person I run into down here is some /jp/ lurker.
Too bad im a Hawaiian ass nigga that you wouldn't ever guess is interested in such girly things

[Anonymous No.]

>>5442882
I know that, some kid tried to rob me about a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly surprised there aren't more Hawaiian /jp/ users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443049
I guess now that I think about it you're right
There isnt shit to do when you're stuck on an island

Well I guess we have all those tourists to mess with or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>5438750
Wish I could help you out, but i'm not really in need of any pron. Interesting to know there is another bro out there who isn't some irritating gawaiikon

[St No.]

Can you send them over to Maui?

[St No.]

Can you send over to Maui?

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5443599

Sorry. The point is largely that I want to get rid of it without dealing with the whole 'sending' part. I can justify driving to Kailua or North Shore, but mail is just boring.

But if you're going to be on Oahu any time soon...

Also, my condolences; I'm sure, as much as I feel island-feverish here, you've got it worse.

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5443603
Sorry. The point is largely that I want to get rid of it without dealing with the whole 'sending' part. I can justify driving to Kailua or North Shore, but mail is just boring.

But if you're going to be on Oahu any time soon...

Also, my condolences; I'm sure, as much as I feel island-feverish here, you've got it worse.

[St No.]

>>5443615
Mm.. Sorry man, can't leave Maui as of now. He'll, I just moved out from there a few months back, damn if it only was a few months earlier. Well at least you got a shirokiya there. You're right about those h games being really hard to trade around Hawaii, there is barely any market for that kinda stuff around here, or rather, it's prohibited due to u.s. Importing laws or something like that. I dunno, maybe you can sell/give to a friend in Oahu or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this state sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

I live on Oahu. Sucks that I'm still in high school and live with my parents, or I'd jump on this shit.

[Z !VdTzPNPfK2 No.]

Dude, I'll be in Oahu for the weekend and into next week. I'm not really into loli but I'll be more than willing to take some of that off of your hands.

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5443749

Good things about this state:

It's fairly liberal about weirdness (gay marriage and all that)
There are some good western restaurants (Town, Casablanca, Bombay)
You can get some adequate Japanese food here (Shirokiya, Coco Ichibanya Curry house, ...and I haven't found anything good yet but have some bookmarked places to try.)
Plane flights to Japan are cheap?
It doesn't snow or get over 100 degrees or below sixty ever.
If you can be bothered to look at it, the scenery can be pretty.

Down sides:
Leaving is a bitch.
Education is terrible here, which means lots of dumb people. (sorry, locals; many of you are awesome and nice. ...but not many of you are smart.)
There aren't actually that many good restaurants.
When the economy has been on a downswing for a while, it REALLY shows in the tourist states.
The japanese food with added 'local flava' is terrible.

Meh. I'm happier here than I would be living in Phoenix, Dallas, Jacksonville, or Vegas, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443770
I'm like this guy. Can't take a gigantic box of the shit but I could take some.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you take a picture of the stuff you are offering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443776

I was born and raised on the big island in the middle of shit fuck nowhere and being a "fucking haole" really made it that much better...

But honestly in the end I really do like it here, but I been here 21 years, I need to get the fuck away for a while

[Faggot !A3kE3MRlCI No.]

Anyway, if you don't mind giving out a little bit of the stuff rather than the entire collection, toss me an email. It's a junk one I made to receive free electronic component samples from Texas Electronics at some point, but yeah. I have an okay grasp of moonspeak (not a nasuverse-level translator or anything) and I'd actually read the stuff. I don't particularly mind meeting.

If you'd rather give it to someone all at once, that's fine. I'm not really drooling over this or anything, since I live with my parents and I doubt they'd appreciate me coming home with loli.

Will come back to this thread in the morning if it's still around.

[Anonymous No.]

Take a picture of the shelf to prove you're not FBI/a lying cunt.
Go now, we can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

Just keep in mind this shits illegal - and the TSA does have the right (and abuses all their rights often) to search your luggage for any reason - including just feeling like it.

If you get caught with loli by the TSA you'll be in a shit ton of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443877
>nasuverse-level translator
Dohohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443880
>>5443880
I thought so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5443883
What does the Time-Space Administration have to do with loli?

[Yukkuri Shiteite ne !!F+uvZxsZeUq No.]

>>5443858

Yeah, but it's a pain. And it's 2am here, so I'm gonna go to bed. If the thread's still here when I get off work tomorrow, I will.

Y'see, I was looking for an EASY way to get rid of the stuff and get it a good home.

...and to be honest, MOST of it is loli. About 30% is generic porn. The most expensive part is the loli games.

So if you don't want a bunch of loli and a bunch of loli games, it's effort on both our parts and I'm still stuck with most of the stuff. It's not radioactive or anything; at that point I may as well hang on to it until an easy way comes along. ...or until I magically become a person who is better at moon and who likes getting a windows machine to run these games.

I applaud the lack of greed of my compatriots. I'm only recently learning to have said lack of greed. ...and in the mean time, I have stacks of stuff to get rid of (I got rid of all my VHS fansubs in the dumpster only a week ago. VHS? Like I'm gonna watch that again. (Well I kept six, actually...)

Shit it's late. I'm going to bed.

>>5443883

Shit's not illegal. ...but that didn't prevent the travesty in Florida earlier this year. If a jury thinks it's "obscene" then there isn't much you can do. Of course, the trick is to never get to the jury part of things.

Because the shit is *embarrassing*.

That Florida thing depresses me. The Comic Book Legal Defense Fund says they woulda taken the guy's case if he hadn't pled guilty. ...but I was in Florida a few years ago, and that forsaken state still has businesses advertising 'freedom fries' on their windows. Pathetic.

...wait, was it flordaiohhellwithitI'mgoingtobed.

Good night, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

So I took one more look at the stack on the way to bed in case I could photo it easy.

Not easy. There are just over thirty tankoban (not including the four or six issues of RIN/LO, roughly half of which are loli. (You can get anything you want at Lolitastore) (Heart of Loli complex) (and other cute titles), and there are six or so games. I'd have to lay it out carefully, point my laptop camera at it, and and shoot a picture. Meh.

Of the six or seven (numbers inexact because I haven't decided how many I'm keeping...and I bought some from Jlist that I am not sure I can give away because I don't know if they need activation codes that I'd have to dig out of my saved email (though I could do that)

>>5443877

How much are you up for receiving? Does this include the games? I don't much care what happens as long as they get to someone who will play them/read them.

If this is no longer relevant to your interests and nobody else bites, I'll delete the thread tomorrow morning (or whenever I get to the computer; I'm probably going to oversleep and rush to work and be a bit late.)