Daww thing your girlfriend does

[Anonymous No.]

1. Falls asleep on your chest
2. Makes a d'aww squeak noise when you kiss her
3. Grabs the back of your head and pushes downward when you eat her out.
4. Watches sports with you and asks obvious questions about the rules
5. Nibbles her food and never finishes the whole meal
6. Says your dick is too big and pushes you out of her.
7. Grabs you tight and screams when watching the very end of Friday the 13th.
8. Tries to kiss your nipples to arouse you even though it doesn't feel like anything because you aren't a chick
9. Says a dumb thing in front of your parents/friends and then after tells you how embarrassed she feels.
10. Pretends to like Wu-Tang when you play it in your car

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

1. absence

[ケイちゃん !gm59eafZaE No.]

>Pretends to like Wu-Tang when you play it in your car
>play Wu-Tang in car
>play Wu-Tang
>Wu-Tang

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck man.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550881
>hurf durf

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550863
who's the girl in the pic?

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu will never say your dick is too big and push you away from her. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

11. Always cooks my meals.
12. Always does my chores for me.
13. Never refuses sex and initiates it a lot as well
14. Tries to stay close to me whenever she can
15. Kills anything with two legs and a vagina that isn't her that I give even one second of my attention to
16. Threatens me with a knife when she thinks I'm going to leave her
17. Claims to be a doll and that dolls don't feel pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550910
Your waifu isn't real.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

She pronounces the R like... some sort of W
She will do any cosplay... if I get her the clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550916
Is your girlfriend Suigintou?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5550916
>Threatens me with a knife when she thinks I'm going to leave her.

a parsee doll?

[Anonymous No.]

1. Has had sex with more than 100 men before meeting you.
2. Is ugly as fuck without makeup.
3. Wears only tanker tops and jeans with g-string showing.
4. Cheats on you with every man she meets.
5. Has indulged in prostitution before.
6. Has oral and genital herpes, as well as vaginal and anal warts from HPV.
7. Has a very tanned skin and tan lines, sometime orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550916
Kohaku?

[Anonymous No.]

1.Punches me but apologizes afterward
2.Likes it when I cross-dress
3.Doesn't want to be around other men
4.Hits me to hide her embarrassment
5.Doesn't know how to respond to affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>5550939
Yes.

That is the only type of women that's willing to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking POWER RANKINGS /wc/ !!!

>>>/sp/6214826

[Anonymous No.]

>alpha as fuck