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5949047 No.5949047 [Reply] [Original]

Would you let Maya take a shit on your chest?

>> No.5949054

I'd insist that she do it in my mouth

>> No.5949057

You ask as if I would have a choice in the matter.

>> No.5949060

I'd let her do anything she wants.

>> No.5949063

Sure I would

>> No.5949078

wat animu is this

>> No.5949081

Does a bear shit in the woods?

>> No.5949086

>>5949060
What if she wanted you to have gay sex with another man?

>> No.5949094

>>5949086
ANYTHING

>> No.5949095

>>5949078
Occult Gakuin

>> No.5949100

>>5949086
I would love to be fucked by a guy while a girl looks on and laughs at me for it.

>> No.5949105

I don't think anything comes close to the feeling of fresh shit on your chest

>> No.5949108

How the fuck does she wear that one piece everywhere?

Wouldn't she be constantly worried about the slightest breeze or bending over even slightly 24/7? How the fuck does she even sit down without her panties being in plain view?

>> No.5949116
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>>5949108
Panties?

>> No.5949121

>>5949094
>>5949100
I'm sorry, but /jp/ does not permit faggots.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to go back to /a/ with all the other homosexuals.

>> No.5949124

>>5949121
Are you new here?

>> No.5949129

>>5949116
She's wearing them, they're just scrunched up in her ass crack and inner thighs.

>> No.5949135

>>5949124
No, /jp/ has never permitted faggotry. You trap-loving fags are just an irritatingly vocal minority.

>> No.5949137

>>5949121
Hahaha.

>> No.5949138

>>5949121
you new here? /jp/ is mostly bisexual.

>> No.5949143

>>5949135
Sounds like you're the minority here, Anonymous.

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>>5949121
I helped create this board
With these two hands
With this blood, this sweat
These tears.

This is my home
This is our home, Anonymous.

>> No.5949148

>>5949135
stop trying to speak on behalf of others who do not share your view, vocal minority prude faggot.

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5949151

Would you suck Maya's penis?

>> No.5949165

>>5949143
Sounds like you live in California. You're the minority, don't be deluded just because you're surrounded by fellow faggots.

>>5949148
Why don't you start using proper capitalization you an upstanding straight individual?

>> No.5949172

>>5949151
Bern is actually Mr. Delicious?

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>> No.5949176

>>5949165
I was speaking about this thread and not where I live. Nice dodge though.

>> No.5949179

>>5949151
I lol'd

>> No.5949180

>>5949165
why should i? i'm not some stuck up prude and nazi to care for insignificant shit like capitalization on the internet.

i take it easy.

>> No.5949182

>>5949176
I don't see you denying that you live in California.

Check and mate, faggot.

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5949186

>implying Maya would want to do anything with a disgusting perverts like any of you

>> No.5949187

>>5949180
Why don't you scurry on back to Facebook you plague to the English language?

Fucking kids.

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>>5949186
>implying Maya isn't an impure slut

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>>5949187
what is a facebook?

also u mad that i take it easy? that's like one of the laws here, if you can't take it easy you don't belong in this board.

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5949204

My god, if those are the rudest armpits I've ever seen.

What is wrong with this little girl?

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5949211

>>5949198
That's it.

You are already dead.

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5949239

This is the shittiest thread I've ever seen.

>> No.5949258

>>5949198
I can't take it easy when you insult me with your spelling like that.

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>>5949211

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>> No.5949270

>>5949258
well then... deal with it.

>> No.5949361

>>5949270
I'd rather punch you in the face.

>> No.5949388
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5949388

>>5949361
well then go ahead, mr internet tough guy. I DARE YOU. or are you all talk? i'm waiting.

>> No.5949398

>>5949388
According to an old Chinese saying, we're going to see your corpse floating along a river soon. Have a nice day while you can.

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>>5949388

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>>5949398
words cannot describe my fear

>> No.5949416

>>5949204
she doesn't bathe

>> No.5949437

>>5949416
Kinda hard to pull that off when you wear a white one piece. The residual sweat wetting her dress would practically make her clothes see-through.

>> No.5949445

>>5949437
You're giving me an erection

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