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How do I go back to just caring about 2D /jp/?
I somehow got a girlfriend, around the time Umineko 5 was translated (December) and she just broke up with me a day after telling me she wanted to stay in my arms forever.

I've unpacked my dakimakuras, and am going back to being a hikki, but it doesn't feel right.
How do I go crazy again?

>> No.6029424

it means you were just faking it and left gensokyo as soon as a possibility presented itself.
You're no true otaku, I'm gonna ask you to leave this board.

>> No.6029428

Avoid contacts with people and just stay in your room for a month or so just playing VNs and fapping on your waifus. You'll be back.

>> No.6029432

If it doesn't feel right don't do it, you're clearly a normal person that does normal people things if you had a girlfriend.

There's no on/off switch, just do what comes naturally and your true self will fall into place.

>> No.6029434

I recently got a job working night shift at a drug store, I assume that I'll go the same way as OP in due time but some other anon said he works as well and he watches more anime than ever before now so I dunno.

>> No.6029444

>>6029419
Simply channel your hatred for this woman into your views against all women, that no 3d woman is kind and good, and only the 2d will truly accept you.

Been with my current girlfriend for 5 years. Feels good man

>> No.6029450

Well, now you know how deceitful 3D world is.
Just don't go there again and you'll be back with us.

>> No.6029454
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6029454

This kind of threads makes me sick.

Why don't you get a (at least mentally) mature girlfriend instead of a common underaged adolescent bitch?

>> No.6029458

Once a normalfag, always a normalfag. Sorry, OP.

>> No.6029462

>>6029419
Don't give a fuck what /jp/ thinks, as long as you're happy. But of course, this is a guaranteed 100 reply troll thread.

>> No.6029469

>>6029454
>mature girlfriend

Those are all extinct.

>> No.6029478

>>6029419
>>I somehow got a girlfriend

How did that happen?

>> No.6029482

>I somehow got a girlfriend
Leave.

You were never a true hikki or nerd to begin with if it's not natural for you.

>> No.6029491

>>6029478
She was asian, friend of mine from highschool was like "HEY DUDE YOU'RE INTO THAT JAPANESE ANIME STUFF RIGHT LET ME SET YOU UP BRO" I went begrudgingly, she was surprisingly nice to me. She had only been here a few months, so I showed her around. It didn't take much to impress her, so she took a liking to me. I packed away all my weeaboo stuff and tried to become a normalfag.

>> No.6029507

>>6029491
What species of asian was she? This is important.

>> No.6029509

>>6029507
FIlipino.

>> No.6029515 [DELETED] 

>ve unpacked my dakimakuras, and am going back to being a hikki,
Goddamn part time hikkis, think this is some cool trend that they can just do from time to time. Either you are one because you decided to be one or you leave it.

>> No.6029514

>>6029507
Japanese
>>6029509
Not me

>> No.6029519
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6029519

>>6029509
>Filipino
>Asian

>> No.6029524

>>6029509
Well no wonder she was easily impressed, she's never been in a civilization before.

>> No.6029527

Normalfags, get out.

>> No.6029531
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>>6029509

>> No.6029537

>>6029515
>because you decided to be one

I didn't decide to become one yet I was one for two years.

>> No.6029542

You don't. You are tainted forever. Go get yourself some cheap whores.

>> No.6029551
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6029551

OP here, dakimakuras out, as well as the oppai mousepad posters are going on the walls next.
Then figs, starting with Black Rock Shooter.

I'm doing all of this with tears in my eyes though ;_;

>> No.6029561

>>6029551
Should bring your ex into your room three months later and say "Look what you've turned me into."

>> No.6029563

>>6029551
You can just give me the Rimi dakimakura since you're a normalfag now.

>> No.6029564

>>6029551

Why on earth did you put them away in the first place?

>> No.6029567

>>6029551
buy more figures.

>> No.6029578

>>6029469
No

>> No.6029580

>>6029564
Because you're expected to throw away all of your hobbies and anything you enjoy for the sake of your relationship.

Yeah, I don't understand it either.

>> No.6029581

>>6029564
Girlfriend came over, I packed away everything so she wouldn't see me as otaku scum. I did however leave my Gunpla out. She seemed ok with that, I made out with a girl for the first time 5 minutes after showing her them.

>> No.6029582
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6029582

>>6029551
Then just get a new girlfriend then if you're going to be all ronrey.

If you can do it once, you can do it again.

>> No.6029583

>>6029582
God damnit stop posting that image. Reported for spamming the same image over and over.

>> No.6029584

>>6029578
Yes.

>>6029580
And this is the reason why women can't be nerds. They can look like a nerd, act like a nerd and speak like a nerd. But in the end, they will never be nerds.

>> No.6029589

>>6029582
That's impossible, you need a penis to cum and girls don't have penises.

>> No.6029591

>>6029589
You one of the retards from ACMA?

>> No.6029592
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6029592

>>6029589
>girls don't have penises

Then...is it just skin down there?

>> No.6029593

>>6029589
Yep, they do, not as big as yours though.

>> No.6029597

>>6029583
I think the image is hilarious, but guess who I got it from:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/image/BlWkuP0a3pjk8Yot5KYknQ

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>>6029581 Girlfriend came over, I packed away everything so she wouldn't see me as otaku scum.

I'm sorry but my heart rate tripled when I read this, it's just terrible to read this sentence, worse than 10 holocausts. So incredibly concerned with what this girl thinks of your interests that you pack them away...

Detestable.

>> No.6029604

>>6029600
Reported.

>> No.6029605
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6029605

OP again, found figs.
I packed them kinda tightly using paper towels because I was in such a rush and didn't have the original boxes for most of them, hopefully they survived.
And I found these artbooks which I haven't even looked at yet, weird huh.

>> No.6029609

>>6029605
Please buy a better camera!

>> No.6029614

>>6029609
Phone camera, can't do any better.

>> No.6029621

>>6029600

I kinda do hide my hobbies from my girlfriend too.
Not because she would dislike because of them but because I'm sort of ashamed of them.
She would probally understand it anyways since she doesn't cares about such stuff and it's important for her that I don't change for her.
So when she asks me about my hobbies I say
"Well I do like playing Touhou and the fandom and such stuff" but saying stuff like "OMG YA MY HOBBY IS TOHOU LET ME INTRODUCE ME TO IT WITH THIS VIDEO HAHAH" would be simply terrible

>> No.6029629

>>6029621
Same here, but my sister shamed me into hiding all of my hobbies so now when someone asks me what I like I just use the stock amerikkkan answers, baseball and football. Which I like anyway but still.

>> No.6029634

My friends are understanding enough, that they don't mind if I have dolls. /jp/ is just waaaay too paranoid.

>> No.6029649

Oh yeah my IRL friends and girlfriend don't care about my anime figures either. Got them placed all over my desk and sitting on my music gear.

Of course that's probably only because my IRL friends and girlfriend don't actually exist, but yeah.

>> No.6029661

>>6029621
>>6029629
>>6029634
>girlfriend
>friends

Why are you lot so normal? Kindly leave.

>> No.6029673

My girlfriend is an A&M fan too.
She likes yaoi and shoujo and shit.
We never talk about the other person´s hobbies in detail because we know that the other won´t be interested too much.

We both hate Grave of the Fireflies with a passion .

Fuck yeah.

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>>6029584
You don't fight for love, anon. That's why you don't get any love. Beside, you can't get love from where there are not any love.

>> No.6029682

>>6029673
>Girlfriend
You are not welcome here anymore.

>> No.6029683
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6029683

OP returning,
Found some CDs along the way, first out of 3 fig boxes open, but progress is halted because I'm bawwwing again.

>> No.6029687

>>6029683
>Eurobeat

>> No.6029691

I'm no expert on relationships, but it's clear that you're shaken up over this whole thing. Of course everything isn't going to suddenly turn back into roses and sunshine. You'll need some time to get over this before you can go back to the way things were.
So I guess what I'm saying is just wait a bit and see if you still feel like shit. If you do, then this probably isn't the lifestyle for you and you should go and find a new girlfriend.

But what you absolutely should not do is bother /jp/ with your silly personal problems. We have a board for that already and it is called /r9k/

>> No.6029693

>>6029687

You got a problem with eurobeat, pal?

>> No.6029711

I would really like it if this fag of an OP would gtfo /jp/.
You clearly can't become an otaku anymore.

>> No.6029715

>>6029711
>implying /jp/ is otaku-only, and that's not just wishful thinking from a couple of /jp/ browsers.

>> No.6029723

>>6029715
Clear example of someone who does not belong on /jp/. Reported.

>>6029693
Have you finished uploading yet?

>> No.6029734

>>6029723

Yep.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P1K2MUW0

>> No.6029748

>>6029723
I'm not leaving that easily I'm afraid. I'm here for Touhou discussion, not to listen to your religious propaganda.

>> No.6029750

>>6029748
Reported.

>> No.6029752

>>6029750
Ooh he's getting frustrated!

>> No.6029753

>>6029748
Reporting as well, for use of implying.

>> No.6029761

>>6029753
And you're precious aren't you? But it's sure fun to push your buttons.

>> No.6029766

>>6029752
Reported.

>> No.6029772

>>6029766
The more you respond, the more amused I become, and the longer this gets bumped to the top.

>> No.6029773

>>6029715
>>6029748
>>6029752
>>6029761
Welcome to my filter.

>> No.6029779

>>6029773
Hope it works out for you bro.

>> No.6029782

>>6029772
Reported.

>> No.6029783

>>6029782
Getting bored yet?

>> No.6029785

the autism in this thread is killing me

>> No.6029787 [DELETED] 

>>6029783
Reported.

>> No.6029792

>>6029787
Yet here I am.

>> No.6029794

>>6029792
Reported.

>> No.6029797

I dont know, it might be harder now that you've had some experiences with 3D women (since it is true that 2D girls lack some abilities 3D bitches and whores have). Maybe you should just do whatever feels right to you, I didnt choose not caring about 3D anyway (it'd be impossible to become "normal" as in having normal relationships now that Im ~ten years older than the guys who are now losing their virginities and ~double the age of those who are now starting to have their first real-ish experiences with relationships between girls&boys, so I "cant" choose anymore)

>> No.6029799

>>6029794
*yawn* enjoy your bump.

>> No.6029802

>>6029799
Reported.

>> No.6029803

>>6029797
>>6029799
Reported.

>> No.6029807
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6029807

>>6029803
>>6029802
You can stop any time.

>> No.6029808

>>6029807
Reported.

>> No.6029809

>>6029803
>>6029807
Reported.

>> No.6029812

>>6029809
>>6029808
Reported, reported everywhere. Where is meido?

>> No.6029817

>>6029812
Reported.

>> No.6029819

>>6029812
>implying /jp/ has a janitor

>> No.6029823

>>6029817
Reported for frivolous reporting.

>> No.6029827

>>6029819
>>6029823
Reported.

>> No.6029828

>>6029823
Not frivolous. Just hypocritical.

>>6029819
We do.

>>6029817
BUMP~

>> No.6029829

>>6029812
>>6029812
>>6029817
>>6029819
>>6029823
>>6029809
>>6029808
>>6029807
>>6029803
>>6029802
>>6029799
>>6029794
>>6029792
>>6029787
>>6029783
>>6029782
>>6029779
>>6029772
>>6029773
>>6029766
>>6029761
>>6029753
>>6029752
>>6029750
>>6029748
>>6029723
>>6029715
All reported.

>> No.6029831

>>6029827
Reported for unnecessary sage.

>> No.6029833 [DELETED] 

>>6029829
Reported for impersoting and breaking the law.

>> No.6029834

>>6029833
>>6029831
>>6029828
>>6029827
>>6029823
>>6029819
>>6029817
Reported.

>> No.6029835

>>6029828
>>6029829
>>6029831
>>6029833
Reported.

>> No.6029837

>>6029834
Reported for impersonating and breaking the law.

>> No.6029842

Looks like I'm done here.

>> No.6029844

>>6029842
Reported.

>> No.6029846

>>6029842
¬¬

>> No.6029848

>>6029837
>>6029842
>>6029844
Reported.

>> No.6029851

>>6029844
Reported for White Rabbiting.

>> No.6029852

>>6029848
>>6029844
Or not. No matter…

>> No.6029853

>>6029851
Reported.

>> No.6029857

>>6029851
>>6029852
>>6029853
Reported.

>> No.6029858

How come everytime I wake up I awaken to this kind of shit? Whole thread is reported and I'm going back to sleep.

>> No.6029861

>>6029857
>>6029853
I could do this all day, or until janitor/meido/mod/whatever comes in.

>> No.6029864

>>6029858
>>6029861
Reported.

>> No.6029866

>>6029864
100 posts…

>> No.6029868

>>6029861
>>6029864
>>6029866
>>6029858
>>6029857
>>6029853
Reported.

>> No.6029870

>>6029866
>>6029868
Reported.

>> No.6029876

>>6029870
>>6029868
Reportards.

>> No.6029880

>>6029876
Reported.

>> No.6029886
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6029886

OP here
reported

>> No.6029890

>>6029886
Reported.

>> No.6029895

I will pay you one million dollars if you can keep the 'Reported' guy going until tomorrownight. /jp/ is a slow board, you can do it!

>> No.6029898
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6029898

>>6029886
OP: Just delete your thread.

>>6029890
>>6029880
/g/ time.

>> No.6029900

>>6029895
>>6029898
Reported.

>> No.6029908
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>>6029900
You reported Arcueid, why?

>>6029895
"tomorrow" is in three hours. Does that count?

>> No.6029913

>>6029908

Sure, why not.

As long as you quagmire him for as long as possible. That way, he's stuck in this thread, and can't plague us elsewhere. He's too autistic to leave you alone.

>> No.6029914

>>6029908
Reported for faggotry.

>> No.6029918

>>6029908
>>6029913
>>6029914
Reported.

>> No.6029923
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>>6029913
I'm capable of multi-tasking in other threads, so probably not.

>>6029914
We.

>> No.6029930

>>6029923
Reported.

>> No.6029936
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>>6029930
/ma/cro time.

>> No.6029939

>>6029936
Reported.
Been fun making you get creative by just posting one word, but I can't stay all day. I'll bump the thread later if it's still alive when I get back.

>> No.6029948
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>>6029939
Right…

>> No.6029952

>>6029939

You gonna give in, man? You're gonna bend? You're gonna just throw in the towel like that?

No way, bro, I know you've got it in you to report some more. Don't pussy out on us now.

>> No.6029963

>OP
>Girlfriend

What? Normalfag summer still isn't over? Dammit.

>> No.6029992

>>6029963
You really think that's a "Summer" thing? Haha.

>> No.6029992,1 [INTERNAL] 

And this thread proves that anything can go well on /jp/, as long as faggots don't try kick people out of their "secret otaku club".

>> No.6029992,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6029992,1
Reported.

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