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7291973 No.7291973 [Reply] [Original]

She's dead.
She's cold.
She's going to kill you.

So why do I have an erection because of this picture?

And just to get them out of the way

"zombie girls give the best head because they're hungry."

"dead girls don't say no."

"I'll show her the meaning of stiff."

>> No.7291978
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7291978

Its far too late for necrophilia puns.

what the fuck am I saying, nothing like a cold girl on a warm night

>> No.7291986

>>7291973
It's all about the challange dude.
If it has a vagina or asshole man will try to penetrate it.
People say it's impossible?
Well fuck you I'll show you how I do the fucking impossible and penetrate that bitch like the fist of the fucking north star

>> No.7291995
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>>7291986
Its not impossible, she can't turn her head or move her arms.

All you gotta do is sneak up real quiet like.

>> No.7291999

I'm having trouble fapping to her.

Aside from the whole zombie thing, she suffers from the same problem as Orin with her artwork containing graves/skeletons/spirits and other boner killers.

>> No.7292003

>>7291999
Boner killers? That's fetish fuel, young man!
I'd hit Yoshika in an instant.

>> No.7292004
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It's worth a shot, I guess.

>> No.7292013
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I've never loved a touhou so quickly before, am I a necrophiliac?

>> No.7292014
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>>7291999
Fap harder
>>7292004
I thought you hated everything about ten desires.

>> No.7292025
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>>7292013
Not until you go digging for an onahole.

>> No.7292027
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>>7292014

That's not true. I just didn't like the demo much.

I thought I'd give Yoshika some attention right now and see how it goes.

>> No.7292034
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7292034

Have you dug up your 3D custom zombie lately?

>> No.7292039

>>7292013
When the fuck is Gayprince going to make a Yuugi pic like this one?

>> No.7292042
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Not sold on zombietits yet.

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>>7292042
Sinbag don't give a fuck what you think.

Also I should hit the dirt while its dry,good night /jp/

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>>7292054

Now's a good a time as any to leave.

>> No.7292087
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7292087

China and Orin artwork is flooding in for her.

I wonder if Yoshika will join the Ran/Mokou amulets on clothing club.

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I upgraded your Yoshika

>> No.7292134

I would gladly get killed by a Touhou. Meiling and Miyako could end me any day.

>> No.7292140
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>>7292134
You could easily defeat both of those slothful beast with your penis, stop being so morbid.

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>>7291978

Aw, c'mon chief...

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7295060

I'm back from the dead, Baby.

>> No.7295079

Oh look it's Kanako 2.0.

>> No.7295093
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>>7295079
Its all the same shit, I just like zombies more than I like snakes.

>> No.7295233

>>7295079

Except for the fact that we've long since established that the defining attribute of a Touhou was their head accessory. Then there's, you know, the fact that the two of them are, color scheme aside, completely different characters.

>> No.7296322

Was hoping there would be more like the OP image. IQDB turns up nothing.

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