/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you have a girlfriend, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Get out.

[Freezing !I8PjSaya5Y No.]

Too expensive

[「ロリあき」 No.]

Too many problems attached.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer to be "friends whit benefits" with her, if you know what I mean.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

If I wanted companionship, I would get an animal. Less needy and less expensive than a woman.

If I wanted sex, I would hire a hooker. At least she's being honest about sleeping with everyone else under the Sun.

[Anonymous No.]

But, I do...

[Anonymous No.]

I ain't no bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't want one.

If you want an epic shitstorm XD go to /a/ and the likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581364
Good answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Because I'm married.

[Anonymous No.]

No reason to have one.

[Anonymous No.]

Because such a pure person doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Tous before hous, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still figuring out how to make eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

pics and vids related, enjoy /b/rothers

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[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>>7581340
eww ugly as HELL hairy mole =__=
that stupid character ruined every dark purple haired character ever

[Anonymous No.]

I'd date Kuroneko

[Yakui !ByDRUGsIA2 No.]

Because she turned out to be a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

Oblivious as fuck. Just the other day I walked into a McDonald's and a girl screamed out "CUTE!". I looked their way but my autistic mind was solely on food and headed straight for the line up. Only later did I realize they meant me.

[Anonymous No.]

You mean of the 3D variety? No thanks, I'd never cheat on my love with a disgusting 3D girl.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I haven't interacted with real girls since I was an babby.

Now all I interact with are gay Anons who pretend to be girls (/jp/). Sometimes I think that I should have chosen a different place on the internet to hang out, but I've no regrets in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581479
Was your whole life Unlimited Virgin Works?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a boyfriend

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

I don't think my waifu would appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

Because I'm a fat bald 30 years old social retarded and women can smell my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581516
At least you have your wizard powers.

[NeoBlackAnon !!I5ZrXxVHq/N No.]

>>7581340
because I got ordered not to by the CO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581503
I love you too

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>7581549

[Anonymous No.]

I'm currently in love witg a lolifur named Chocolat Gelato from the DS game SolatoRobo.

[Anonymous No.]

in b4

"bitches and whores"

[Anonymous No.]

dishes and chores

[Anonymous No.]

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7581559
I tittered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581558
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks OP.
I am faithfull to my waifu, not going to cheat on her with some random 3d female.

[Anonymous No.]

Because I'm lazzzzy.

[b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc No.]

[Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g No.]

I've had girlfriends before. None of them could compare to glorious 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I still stay here if I have absolutely no interest in women whatsoever?

P.S. That includes waifus.
P.P.S. I'm not homosexual.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7581595
You're good to go with me, but I'm a bit of an outlier here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581595
why don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581595
Are you just non sexual or do other things get you off?

Like say hair caught in your shower drain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581573

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been to japan yet of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581604
In what way(s)?

>>7581605
Unrealistically high standards, schizoid, narcissistic, greatly fond of being able to live freely, and simply no interest in dealing with others' bullshit. Rather narrows my choices down.

[Anonymous No.]

Because no one who would want a fat ugly virgin socially-retarded NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581614
Basically, I can't seem to hold any romantic feelings for women (at least not for the ones I've met/seen so far). I do have an enormous sex drive, but that's all. Any love I feel is platonic.

Sorry for the late reply. This pizza bread is rather good at keeping my attention...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581655
Hmm... are you obese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581664
Hey, now... Don't make such hasty inferences.

Nah. I'm a heavy eater, but I'm pretty fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581340
I want to lick Kuroneko's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Too apathetic. It might stem from my self deprecation. I quit and convince myself it's impossible before I begin.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Dont have time for a girlfriend while working on my PhD

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>7581649
>>Was your whole life Unlimited Virgin Works?

Yeah, that's my reality marble.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>7581983
Sounds like the kind of reality marble a dead muslim would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581992
ZUNbar killed Osama and assimilated his power.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

Because I'm tsundere.

I recently had a conversation with a girl I have a crush on:
Me: "I hate you."
Her: "Okay."
Me: "... what you don't care?"

She likes me too. Or used to at least. I get all jealous and tsun easily. ;_; This only happens with her, for some reason. I'm never tsundere with other girls I crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581947
Good luck finding a job with your PhD in Nigger Studies.

[Anonymous No.]

I do have a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want one.

I know I'm socially competent enough. I just prefer being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a girlfriend but I'm getting one when I go to Tokyo and become an anime ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7581340
Because i studie electric engineering and my class is 22 boys 1 girl.... and my friends are to boring/living to faraway to actually get out and do something on our spare time.... and thats sucks....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582048
Same here, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>58 posts and 14 image replies omitted.
This saddens me so much.
Every board it happens.
It always works.
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582088
Because people are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Four possible reasons, I guess.
1. Real world has no save/load features
2. Real girls don't seem interesting enough
3. I'm not interested enough
4. I'm not interesting enough
Still, I don't think I mind it too much. I enjoy living like I live right now; having a girl besides me would only be pleasing if she liked doing the same things as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582038
Only failures do PhDs outside the natural sciences. We won't be making wireless charging batteries due to work by liberal arts PhD studies.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>7582066
Yeah there are no females my engineering classes.

I would usually counter this by taking an art class for fun on the side, but then again I never talked to anyone anyways. But oftentimes I was the only guy in those classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582088
Every thread must be replied to.

I don't know who all these new /jp/ users are but it feels like they are a few years younger than the usuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582066
Join a club. Not some male crap like anime or robotics, take something like theater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582088
Because people like answering questions about themselves. Make a thread about anything where someone can talk about themselves and they'll just pour all over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582113
I thought so too. I posted a classic, easy to google copypasta in >>7582078, but the other posters just didn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582066
Take Kinesiology, always hot bitches there.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>7582123
Anon actually loves talking about himself the most far more than anyone else here.

I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend wants me to have a waifu. How do I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

Because I don't believe I'm attractive regardless of what people say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582167
This except no one has ever said I'm attractive. Not counting my grandma saying I'm handsome.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a girlfriend. She's intelligent, logical, faithful, honest, forgiving, devoted without being submissive, was a virgin, now has mild fetishes, has excellent taste in anime, doesn't do drugs, and sees the positive aspects of 4chan.

You, too, can find a girl like this. She'll probably be like mine and be so socially uncomfortable as to be irritating.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking betas

[Anonymous No.]

>>7582216
Hey, what's your problem?!