/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

In all seriousness.
All complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
All of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
If I only had one hug to give, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Gandhi, alive again and ready to help another 7 billion or so Indians.
Honestly, I would hug you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something of a miracle. I want to know why you decided to brighten this place with your presence, and who the kind soul was that told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of awesome nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that while I was here, I could at least convince one person that they were special.

So please, in all seriousness, just stay in this place and never leave

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I feel that way about Saten too.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7595071
I know OP my great

[Anonymous No.]

huh.
I'd rather hug Gandhi than deal with myself.

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

I feel kind of empty without /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Saten-san would make for a wonderful housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - daily dose & off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

Anon-san...

[Anonymous No.]

I know. I'm surprised someone else realized this.
You wouldn't believe all the shit I did for this board even if I told you.
I just don't need any credit. It's enough of a prize for me to know that /jp/ has become just a little bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd hug you too, Saten/OP.

Fuck Gandhi and his indians. You're special to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Gandhi is a dick anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs Ghandi if you have Saten-san?~

[Anonymous No.]

Does spinach make anyone elses mouth dry?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, Dollfagers, it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595146
Do you eat it a la creme?

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

>>7595150

I'd better tell you everything keeps getting worse, but I'm trying my best ;_;

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

lol there's no way in HELL i'd leave! xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595154
By the way, find me on that other shit site ;_;

[婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE No.]

>>7595163

I sent you a message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595168
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[Anonymous No.]

>>7595071
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I'd like to make love to you tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595204
>queer

What are you, a faggot or something? We all want to do each other in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595216

I don't though. What should I do? You guys are so into each other and I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595219
Don't think.Feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595227

I don't feel that way for you guys though. I mean I think you're all cool, but I wouldn't do anything like that with any of you.

[Anonymous No.]

In all seriousness.
All complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
All of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
Thanks, OP. Please continue to repost.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7595236
Don't listen to all the lewd /jp/ers.

They are just trying to steal the purity of us good /jp/ers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595249

I'm so confused right now. I can't trust anyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595256
Just trust your heart~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595265

Then I shall. If that's what it takes to understand love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595096
If by housewife, you mean public toilet, then yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595285

When I'm done with you, you won't even be able to use the toilet.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

I prefer Ohana.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me scared and uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

The perfect housewaifu
>Do you want dinner or a bath?...Or maby..Me?~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>no more memes or witty comebacks

For England, James?

[Anonymous No.]

Today after 23 years of non-masturbation, I fapped to Saten. It felt weird.

There you go Saten, you took my virginity, something that not even my favorite 2hu could achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595547
I am surprised someone actually botherd to save my cm3d screenshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595566

Saten is speechless

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595566
>masturbation virginity
What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Saten's collarbones.

[Anonymous No.]

Oooh~ You are quite big anon-kun!
Why dont you have a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595808
Because I'm wearing a skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ghandi is so sexy I wish he would rock my anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595808
>You are quite big
That doesn't make me happy at all ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Saten--sama's smile brightens up my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7595815

I'm sorry, but has Saten even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that’s right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it’s only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when the anime is already finished and we know for certain she is pure? Saten is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in ToAru? Saten has to go up against one of the sluttiest espers in Academy City who just happened to have a lead because she was praying on Touma's power. But you know what? Biribiri is still a whore. Saten is the best heroine in all of Raildex, she has the best design. Saten almost won Saimoe, she would have done it if it wasn't for her tragedy with that scientist's level upper throwing her for a mental loop. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Saten is proven a better waifu than any other in ToAru. Misaka tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Saten threads because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like a heroine because they’re canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for more Saten spam.