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7638705 No.7638705 [Reply] [Original]

Everybody knows that hat is definitely communist. Anybody have proof?

>> No.7638709

She's a goddamn Jiang Shi, do you really need more proof?

>> No.7638719

doesn't prove she's a communist.

>> No.7638722
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7638722

The hat may be communist, but Yoshika herself is most likely older than Lenin.
Although Lenin is possibly in better shape.

>> No.7638725

The Chinese wouldn't know Communism if it slapped them in the face with its cock.

>> No.7638731

i've been wondering about that too. you'd think that artists would be working off of that hat by now but i haven't seen any communist miyako pics anywhere. either that or i haven't been searching hard enough...

>> No.7638733
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>>7638722
Oh no Helen. It's canon that Yoshika takes good care of her skin and that's why she's not rotten. How she does that in spite of rigor mortis is anyone's guess.

>> No.7638741

>>7638733
Rigor mortis fades after a few days of death.

>> No.7638757
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>>7638722
That feel when my fellow undead comrade can move around and I can't.

>> No.7638775

It's funny because Miyako is a Chinese Zombie and China is communist.

>> No.7638778
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>>7638741

Jiang Shi. Rigor mortis may fade, but she's doomed to hop around with her arms stretched out for all time.

>>7638733

Maybe - somewhat like Lenin - she has someone to help her.
Russian pathologist touhou, where?

>> No.7638817
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7638817

I really like Yoshika

>> No.7638837

>>7638817
I'd let her suck my life force, if you know what I mean

>> No.7638834
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>>7638817
I'm right there with ya, anon. Yoshika almost instantly tied for first on my favorite Touhou list as soon as I met her in the game.

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>>7638837

... no? No, I don't know what you mean.

>> No.7638895
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7638895

I had a dream about zombies last night that was actually really freaky.

This is more like it

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>>7638895

She looks to be eyeing your liver.

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>>7638947
X-ray vision would be a terrible burden on any cannibalistic gourmet

>> No.7639001
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7639001

Indeed, given how Anon appears to be a modest drinker with a rather unbalanced diet, it would seem his liver would be quite tasty indeed.

Do you automatically gain the power to appraise livers when you become a zombie or something?

>> No.7639015

Can she survive on a steady diet of semen?

>> No.7639033
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>>7639001
Its more the dietary change than the lifestyle choice.

>> No.7639036
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>>7639015

It was discussed and somewhat concluded back in 2008.
Apparently, yes.

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>> No.7639063
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Best friends!

>> No.7639097

>>7639063

It's great that personal trainer Meiling is helping Yoshika become more flexible.

Even better that Aya is there to document everything for educational purposes

>> No.7639139
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>>7639063

Shouldn't be doing that. You know what happened when they tried that with Ötzi.
Not all dead people are as flexible as Xin Zhui.

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Someone's gonna get eaten...

>> No.7639316
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>>7639275
I like to think of it more as someone's about to go on a magical wheelbarrow ride.

>> No.7639324
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Maybe Yoshika should take a few beauty tips from the old lady of Mwangdui. A couple of centuries old, and still soft and smooth as a peach (or maybe a raisin, given she died rather old for her time).

>> No.7639349
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7639349

She looks fine to me, but your testimony gives us evidence enough to make a closer inspection.

>> No.7639372
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I wonder if I'll ever pass the barrier and do it to Yoshika. I mean I did it to undead characters like Yuyuko many times, but a zombie. It also doesn't help that most porn I've seen with her portrays her as a rape victim, since her movements are limited and she can't really fight back. The ones where she says she can't fee anything are also sad.

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>>7639372
She just likes playing the victim, they all do.

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>>7639349

Yoshika getting friendly with the oni of homing hands.

>> No.7639392

>>7639036
was that the discussion about the yukkuris or are you refering to something else?

>> No.7639395
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7639395

She's such a delicious test of your lust.

Either deny and keep being healthy or go in for an extremely easy attempt and get penile necrosis.

>> No.7639413
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>>7639395
>penile necrosis

Lube it with dial soap, you be alright.

>> No.7639432

>>7639413
I'd probably would need industrial denatured alchohol

>> No.7639441
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>>7639395
Lust my ass. She and her undead kind are a fucking bane on Magical Kingdoms and should be destroyed without regard.

Smack'er in the face with a super ball or two. That'll teach her.

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