/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This might be my last day on /jp/ guys... My mom discovered the stash of ZUN!bar images I had under my bed and is throwing a shitfit.

The internet is probably going to get canceled, and I wouldn't be surprised if my PC was confiscated.

It's been fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731597

Buy a laptop and mobile internet... it doesn't have to end like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731597
good riddance underage b&

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731626
you, sir, must rethink your statement. He is only living as one fulfilling his inner calling of a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

It could have been worse OP.
She could have reported you to the police, possession of ZUN!bar images are highly illegal in most countries.

And in some cases you get the landwhale death punishment.
You know the one where she will sit down on your face her lower lips to yours untill you choke to death.
Sometimes this takes hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Your fault for putting them under your bed.
Fagtard

[Anonymous No.]

>not encrypting your ZUN!bar images

[Anonymous No.]

You may think I'm a silly newfag but what the hell is a ZUN!bar image ??

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731597
congratulations faggot, you are now expelled from the NEET academy. now GET A LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731720
An image of ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

>2011
>not selling all your zun!bar pictures to local zunphiles
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731691
>And in some cases you get the landwhale death punishment.
You know the one where she will sit down on your face her lower lips to yours untill you choke to death.
Sometimes this takes hours.

And this is why no one likes 3d world countries, such inhuman punishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731733
All countries are 3d, moron

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There was a picture floating around /jp/ a while back that showed a slob in her room. It was meant to describe the typical /jp/ poster and you remind me of her OP. Can't believe I lost that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731745
Gensokyo 'aint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731745
That's not what my world map shows, all 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>The internet is probably going to get canceled
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE OP

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know ZUN!bar had photos of him around... unless it's not actually photos of ZUN!bar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731769
He had to go and ruin it for the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

So what the fuck is ZUN!bar? I'm assuing it's loli images or what? If so, sux2bu kid. Let's hope your mommy doesn't take away the babby's compootar you little shit. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731800
Is this really a post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731800
They didn't want to answer me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731811
maybe it was meant to be posted on another board/in another thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731822
He has a legit question. What is ZUN!bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731831
So we're 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731831
It's what we call CP around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731831
In the ancient Greek religion, ZUN!bar is the "Father of Gods and men" (Πατὴρ Θεῶν τὲ καὶ Ἀνθρώπων) [4] who ruled the Olympians of Mount Olympus as a father ruled the family. He is the god of sky and thunder in Greek mythology. His Roman counterpart is Jupiter and his Etruscan counterpart is Tinia.

ZUN!bar was the child of Cronus and Rhea, and the youngest of his siblings. In most traditions he was married to Hera, although, at the oracle of Dodona, his consort was Dione: according to the Iliad, he is the father of Aphrodite by Dione.[2] He is known for his erotic escapades. These resulted in many godly and heroic offspring, including Athena, Apollo and Artemis, Hermes, Persephone (by Demeter), Dionysus, Perseus, Heracles, Helen of Troy, Minos, and the Muses (by Mnemosyne); by Hera, he is usually said to have fathered Ares, Hebe and Hephaestus.[5]

As Walter Burkert points out in his book, Greek Religion, "Even the gods who are not his natural children address him as Father, and all the gods rise in his presence."[6] For the Greeks, he was the King of the Gods, who oversaw the universe. As Pausanias observed, "That ZUN!bar is king in heaven is a saying common to all men".[7] In Hesiod's Theogony ZUN!bar assigns the various gods their roles. In the Homeric Hymns he is referred to as the chieftain of the gods.

His symbols are the thunderbolt, eagle, bull, and oak. In addition to his Indo-European inheritance, the classical "cloud-gatherer" also derives certain iconographic traits from the cultures of the Ancient Near East, such as the scepter. ZUN!bar is frequently depicted by Greek artists in one of two poses: standing, striding forward, with a thunderbolt leveled in his raised right hand, or seated in majesty.

[Anonymous No.]

Otaku: ZUN!bar
dakimakura: bad JRPGs
Father: /jp/
Host: mod

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>my face when this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>View thread
>Every two or three posts is Sion

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731831
Why does everyone love you?!

I'm so jealous! How many women did you sleep with last night? I bet it was 7123.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731877
> ZUN !bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731888
I thought Sion only posted about rappers, big boobs, girls with pink hair (that one from hayate butler).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731877
>ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731877
Why did Saten die?

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN !bar

[Anonymous No.]

I love how some pictures are used for nothing but shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN !bar

[Anonymous No.]

>have Touhou H books
>parents know
>don't care
Good is that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't understand what this ZUN!bar thing is about but whatever.
>ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>7735300
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7731744
HEY YOU! STOP IT! THAT'S MY REACTIONS, STOP IT!

>>7731877
>ZUN!bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>7735310
I like to speak in the third-person. Got a problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7735317
Not really. But unless you post twice, post the same paragraph twice, or post some shit like vocaroo, quoting yourself results in a linguistic error. No matter how much you speak in third person.