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8089379 No.8089379 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to murder you and take your NEET gold, then take it easy for the rest of my life

>> No.8089385

But I don't have any gold, or money. If I had money I wouldn't be living with my parents.

>> No.8089397
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8089397

Come at me Naz! You'll take my NEET gold when you pry it off my cold dead fingers.

>> No.8089396
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8089396

I'll kill you and take your NEET cheese

>> No.8089400
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>>8089396
I'll milk you for your NEET cheese

>> No.8089402

Try it, pussy.

>punches wall
>Is 300lbs

>> No.8089404

If you have any neet gold please post your street address and location in your house you hide said gold ITT.

I am asking only for statistical purposes. I will not sneak in at 2:00pm when you are asleep and rob you.

>> No.8089415
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8089415

>8089397 here
Seriously come at me. I'm so very lonely and I promise I'll show you a good time with the hardware and tools my gramps left me.

>> No.8089426
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>>8089415
too busy taking it easy

>> No.8089434
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8089434

I'd like to see you try.

>> No.8089436
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>>8089426
So you'd only murder those who are unprepared? That's unfair!

>> No.8089451

>>8089385
But I thought all NEETs collected piles of gold, on which they slept, played VNs and browsed imageboards. In addition, sowing a NEET's teeth will result in an army of faceless men immediately sprouting from the ground, eating the heart of a NEET is supposed to grant you a supernaturally long life and if you bathe in the blood of a NEET, you will instantly turn into a little girl and no weapon will be able to pierce your skin (you can cover your penis with a linden leaf to become a futa loli, but your penis will not be invincible and this may be used to kill you.)

Are we speaking about the same NEET?

>> No.8089455

>>8089451

Maybe I'm just a defective NEET, I don't know.

>> No.8089464

>>8089455
You must not be a true NEET.

>> No.8089469

>>8089464

Maybe it's because I don't play VNs. Either that or I'm just defective overall.

>> No.8089482

>>8089469
You can't have defective Overalls if you plan to be a NEET.

>> No.8089485

>>8089482

I never had a plan. It just sort of happened.

>> No.8089537

This thread is making me depressed

>> No.8089539
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>>8089537
why? You have NEET gold and I don't...

>> No.8089561

I told you. You can live with me as my maid.
Can you cook?Clean?Crossdress?

>> No.8089576

>>8089561
yes, yes, depends

>> No.8089579
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8089579

Nazi-rin

>> No.8089601

>>8089561
I'm gonna make a thread about this tonight, okay!?

>> No.8089619

A stranger once mentioned the advice, to hide all NEET gold at the end of the rainbow.

But just how would one find it then?

>> No.8089636

I'm already taking it easy. Get your own gold.

>> No.8089688

I'm poor, though.

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