/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe this is happening.

I thought it was just an urban legend made up to scare off non-/jp/ users.

I really, really need to pee, and I literally cannot leave my room right now. And I don't have a bottle in here because I never thought I would be caught in such a predicament.

This sucks asscocks, man...

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you leave your room? Did somebody lock you in or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192216
Don't follow, what is a urban legend?
The fact that you can't go out to pee or what? how fuck is that a uban legend, answer me.

[Tokiko No.]

Fun ideas:
{o} Piss out the window.
{o} Piss in your laundry basket. Hold clothing up to your dong until it's saturated with your piss.
{o} If you have a pet, piss into its mouth.
{o} Piss into your heater vent, if it's on the floor.
{o} Have an old bag (from chips or something)? Most can hold piss.

Good luck, OP! I hope one of these will work for you.

[Anonymous No.]

omorashi sure~

It's time to search your wardrobe for something you're certain you'll never wear and tarnish it~

[Tokiko No.]

{o} You may not drink out of bottles, but if you've stayed in your room for this long without leaving you probably have glasses, cans, or a sink. Use 'em.
{o} If you piss all over your floor, it'll evaporate. Carpet, not so much.
{o} You can piss on your wall, but it'll leave a stain. So piss in the corner by your door or find somewhere nice and put a poster over it.
{o} As a (last? first) resort you can always roll onto your shoulders and piss into your mouth.

Tell us how it turns out and what you decide on doing OP.

>>8192229
He probably thinks that /jp/edos pissing in bottles because they don't want to leave their rooms is pretend.