/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I often find myself going days without deodorant and then masturbating while smelling my ripe armpits and thinking of Reimu.

What are some of /jp/'s masturbation habits?

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to very vanilla doujins and never spend more than five minutes doing it because it feels like a chore I need to get "over and done with".

[Monsieur Pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

I'm mentally prepared to be banned from /jp/ for that but I'll say it anyway.
Reimu's pastime is fighting and she sweat a lot, so her armpits have to smell bad, very bad and you're sick of being aroused by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527231
sometimes i fap for so long my breath actually becomes ragged and my ass is covered in sweat.

feeeeeels soooooo goooooooooood

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527221
Hm, I do this too. Pheromones, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527234
You don't understand. /jp/ likes gross things that are repulsive to human beings because it ``scares the normalfags away''. After all, it's not like the edgy teenagers on /b/ woul-oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I've been masturbating to this
http://www.youtube.com/v/WKYgvZj_NT0&autoplay=1&loop=1

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to love stories and start crying as soon as I cum. Then I roll over and hug my pillow. Sometimes I can't tell if I fell asleep or cried till the sun came up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527249
why not this instead

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWDRPVDTeuc

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate to mostly vanilla stuff with sweet, loving, and cute stories, and I have thundering orgasms with them.

Feels good to know that after all these years my mind was not broken by the intetnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527259
I think I took the long way around for that one. I prefer romantic stuff, with my favorite being consensual tentacle

[Monsieur Pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

>>8527242
there is limits, like holding hand
>>8527256
>little lesbians electro remix
it's strangely hot

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsieur Pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527256
Because it doesn't look like Yuuka is beating the shit out of me in that video.

And I actually don't care for yuri at all

[Anonymous No.]

I fap to yaoi shota, guro, and futa. The Internet has corrupted me.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I organised my entire porn collection, making sure to create torrents for as many of doujins as i could. I didn't feel at all ashamed for fapping to shota, furry, traps or 2d bestiality like i sometimes do. I think the shame that is usually there was balanced out this time by the satisfaction of having an organised collection and a feeling of usefulness as i give something back to the internet after all the doujins i've leeched.

[Anonymous No.]

I quite masturbating for a week, when I did it again it felt amazing and tender. At the end it hurt though.
Once I quite for a year, when I finally did it again it felt just like I was masturbating for the first time, Im going to start limiting myself to masturbating once once a month and only to vanilla henti/Vns I feel emotionally invested in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527313

Why? What is this obsession on 4chan with cutting back or quitting masturbation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527315
You reach a point where you masturbate so often it feels almost like nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527315
Well it feels pretty good at some level.
Recently I've gone from multiple times a day to every day or every other day, and I just feel so sensitive it's wonderful. Quitting for any longer than a couple days sounds simply inconvenient though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527321
But why would you give a shit? Then it just feels like nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527315
Because whn I masturbate every day it feels like Im slapping my arm its so unsensitive.
And when I masturbate for the first time after a month or so, it feels like Im making sweet love to the girl of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527249
Honestly, I find that a little subpar. It doesn't really seem that impactful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527322

Hmm. I suppose.
I guess I've always just done it daily as a sort of chore and never changed it.

However, I do sometimes miss a day because I'll accidentally think about my life or something and then just go completely flaccid and lose all interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527324

Personally I've got to fap or I'll have wet dreams. I seriously wish with every ounce of my body that I never get aroused again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527338

Ah yes, this. Hence my 'chore' comment.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one here who doesn't masturbate? One of the big reasons why I hate normals is that they're addicted to sexual pleasure, so I'm obviously not going to stoop to their level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527349

I didn't masturbate until I was 17, don't start or you won't be able to stop easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527313
Go for it, it is really worth.
Trading quantity for quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527349
Best to get a five minute chore out of the way to spare you the potential to make a needlessly stupid decision.

There's also the matter of prostate health.
Neither of these reasons are why I do it, but it is possible to accomplish without being a hedonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527349
Just because of a comment like that, you're one of most normal people on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527349
I wish.
I had stopped masturbating for quite a while, around 8 months. Then all of a sudden, every few weeks, I started getting erections at random. So then, I'm forced to take care of it.
Being a pervert is suffering.

On a side note, the only thing that bothers me about normals is that they use others to get off. That's always just seemed off to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527366
>the potential to make a needlessly stupid decision

This might apply if anyone who belongs on /jp/ actually went outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527349
Like I said before, I quite for a year. It really was a great expiriance.
Masturbation just feels so dirty, taking a break/not doing it at all really does feel nice. I wish my will was as trong as yours.

[Cory No.]

>>8527349
Fucking awesome. I had quit for 3 months, then got a gf that didn't want to do anything but fuck. A year and a half later, we split, and I've been doing it too much lately. I masturbate yes, but I much prefer that to this stupid "chasing tail" game that guys play...that shit is stupid and inconsiderate.

>>8527338
I tried archiving my porn folder a couple times...lasted for a while, but I eventually unpacked it after seeing some thread on /e/ :| Good luck mate. Meditating used to work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think of Yuugi's vagina contracting and crushing my dick with her immense power.

[Anonymous No.]

masturbayshion is wrong dont do it guys its very perverse youh have to be opure luke jhesus jews and muslims

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527380
I didn't mean fucking someone.

I dunno about most people, but I'm more prone to chasing flights of fancy when I don't get off for awhile.
Then you realize you just spent your rent money on figures you don't have room for.

Such is life with bi polar disorder

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527392

Don't think I can't detect that sarcasm, infidel.
I will hunt you down and drink your blood for these insults to Allah's faithful servants in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527399
I've self diagnosed myself with borderline personality disorder, and I think I know this feel, except masturbating often gets me out of one of my depressive episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527399
When I don't masturbate for too much time I get super agressive and energetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Impure fools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527399
Generally I'll get really horney once a week, then it goes away. I don know about you, but it doesnt really have any negative effects on me.

>>8527392
This is why I hate atheists, life is painful enough as it is, cant I atleast PRETEND there are morals and beauty and chastity in the world? Whats so bad about wanting something other then pleasure?

On that topic, have any of you guys ever tried fasting? I did it a few months ago and it felt great, but now my moms always looking over my shoulder to make sure I dont quite eating.

[Anonymous No.]

When I've got nothing better to do.
If I want it to feel good, spend 4 or 5 hours on it. About all I have is an abundance of free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527452
I thought about fasting, water fasting and sleep deprivation(not all at once of course), but I figured that I don't know how to carry this shit out and pussied out, also, my parents are always breathing down on my neck, it would be impossible.

But I'd like to try, someday

[Anonymous No.]

I usually fap 1-2 times daily, once for morning wood and one before bed. Though on the weekends is when I light the candles and go on a 3-4 hour sweet hand love making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527452
What do you consider fasting? I've spent my entire life eating and drinking so little that my childhood was spent being threatened with institutionalization. If by abstaining for around 24hours-ish, then I do it regularly, not out of any "will" to fast though, just because it happens naturally. I can't keep it up for days though - I'm at too low a weight for it to be viable and like I said, it's not through a will to fast - so after a day and a half or so I'll be hungry enough to want to eat something, even if it's just a slice of toast.

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate into a tissue then throw it in a garbage can.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap in a maid costume with gloves or with an onahole, then cum into a shirt after satisfying myself.
How fucked up am I, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Edging for an hour makes me cum with intense force and great volume.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it extremely difficult to cum in less than 30 minutes. Often times it pushes an hour without me even meaning or wanting it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527558

Not fucked up at all. We don't judge, whatever floats your boat you filthy whore.

[Anonymous No.]

First I take a shower to get myself feeling nice and clean. Then after I'm done with that I go into my room and chug a nice cold Gatorade and a cup of water. Once I'm done wuth that I open my closet and look through my stack of printed out pictures for one that looks really nice. Then I move the figures from the left of my desk onto my bed and I put the picture down in its place. Then I remove my boxers so I'm completely naked and open up my blogroll of eromanga sites and/or tab group of lewd pictures while slowly masturbating until I need to pee. Most of the time I will have been edging for a while before I need to actually piss. Then I go into the bathroom with a large, throbbing erection and try to piss into the toilet bowl. Most of the time I need to wait for a few minutes before it goes down and I can pee. After I'm finished with that I go back into my room and continue masturbating. This will go on for no less than another half hour and I make it a point to not leak any precum at all. The best is when you feel your penis twitch and feel it about to come out but it doesn't. After a half hour or so I eventualyl need to cum really badly and so I stand up and ejaculate as best as I can right on the picture. Usually the first shot will shoot past the paper. After that, I pick up the paper and smell the semen and then bend the paper in half so that it runs down the paper, into my mouth.

Then I crumble the paper and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.]

Always into my boxers unless I get out the lube which is never.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the smell of my armpits too sometimes, but only when it's not too strong. If I haven't showered for a few days I don't like it.

I also don't fap to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely cum anymore. Basically nothing comes out and when I do climax, I don't feel anything. I used to fap like five to ten times a day, I guess I finally broke my penis engine.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to taste my cum. And basically that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527589
Nothing usually comes out if I masturbate a lot. Sometimes when I do it three or four times in a few hours before going to bed absolutely nothing comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527589

>five to ten times a day

If I fap more than twice in a day my prostate hurts like a bitch and I immediately regret it. One of us is abnormal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527592
It doesn't make any difference if I don't fap for a few days. Nothing excites me anymore either, I've run out of fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527589

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>>8527600
Even imagining Miyako laughing at my small penis doesn't manage to get me off anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

While masturbating I listen to denpa and stroke to the beat of the music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527609
Holy shit, I thought I'm the only one.
You never stop to amaze me, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527630
Just two?

[Anonymous No.]

The last time I did I stuck two whole fingers up my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Seems I do it 2-5 times a day now.
I dunno how this happened.
Used to be once, maybe twice a day until few weeks back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527657
And on top of that, my ejaculations seem to be more voluminous than prior to my current situation.
Oh god, this is like my penis-engine's last spurt of power before it breaks, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Rather than doing it everyday, I prefer to do it every one or two weeks, then cum as much as I can during that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527452
lmao what a sperglord

Also, learn how to spell "than", "quit" and use apostrophes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8527589
I masturbate so much, I shoot dust.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

Once or twice a week after some preparation, cross dressed and with lewd erotic club music playing in the background.
Always includes a anal orgasm followed by a penis one.

Depending on my mood i may or may not be watching a lewd movie or looking at pictures taken while doing the deed.

I always end up tired sweaty and satisfied and in need of a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really have any weird habits. Sometimes I try out some new things, but nothing really weird, and I don't do it regularly.

One thing I do sometimes is fap while on my knees and bent over. It can be quite intense with the right fantasies, but it's quite hard to browse for porn in that position, so I usually only do it right before I'm about to cum. I highly recommend it if you're a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I look at porn I always imagine I am the woman. I can't get off to being the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8528842
>I always end up tired sweaty and satisfied and in need of a shower.

I dont think i have ever had a fap like this ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

First, I do a cross-check between visual stimulation, byte size, appearance in greyscale and negative, and of course, the 4chan timestamp.

At which time, if these criteria prove to be sufficiently arousing, I save the picture. At 11:30 PM GMT each day, I load the most appropriate image within my folder, and prepare to fap.

However, the way I fap is not the same as the way most people fap. I habitually have a boner at this point in time already. At this point, if the temperature is not already a smooth 72 degrees Fahrenheit, I adjust the thermostat accordingly. I then replace my regular computer chair with my leather fap-chair. Sitting in this chair, naked as the say I burst forth into this world screaming from the forehead of Zeus, I prepare for action. By the time I am comfortable and set, it is 11:40 pm GMT.

Then, I proceed to stare at the appropriate image for five minutes, tensing my crotchular muscles. This moves my boner to the "raging" status. At this point, I proceed to don a single white glove and begin to stroke. This, I perform for the next fourteen minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8528877
At precisely 11:59 PM GMT, I press "play" on my sound system, a CD containing a masterful rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" prepares to play at ear-shattering volumes. I strip the glove quickly before the CD begins, throwing it hastily out of sight. Should I fail to throw it far enough, I must stop the CD player before the pre-arranged five second silence is finished. That day, there will be no pleasure.

Should the glove be out of sight and out of mind, all is well. I sit back, and let the vibrations of sound finish the job. I stare at the only image that has yet fulfilled my criteria for arousal, and a glorious geyser of semen erupts from my penis, splattering every which way in the room. I sit in a half-conscious daze of joy for nearly half an hour before I prepare for the hour-long task of cleansing my computer room once again.

Even as I finish up, I hear the fading whispers in my delusional mind from the image which I stare at so deeply.

Now if you'll pardon me, I shall take my leave and indulge myself in delicious pudding confectionaries before it is time for self-pleasure.

[Fuyuki Osari !!SD/qp/1lfGH No.]

>>8528878
*confectioneries

[Anonymous No.]

>>8528877
>>8528878

[Anonymous No.]

>>8530758
Holy snap. Thigh high socks and a bikini? Why is this so hot? And I hate 3DPD. Especially Asian 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

My libidos been pretty high lately, its like puberty again.