/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102899/Eating-death-The-42stone-42-year-old-woman-costs-tax
payers-700-week-needs-team-carers-look-her.html

>Most days, she barely leaves her bed, eking out her hours watching television amid piles of clutter, playing on her laptop

>she has not been outside her overheated two-bedroomed bungalow home in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, for four years

Why doesn't /jp/ have a NEET princess to care for in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

Great example of a /jp/ related thread and not shitposting at all.
Also inb4 150 posts 45 images.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for my NEET princess. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering NEET fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!

And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585640
Average /jp/ poster

also reported

[Anonymous No.]

Who gives a shit. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

Just shoot the fucking pig.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>delete saten thread
>leave this shit

[Anonymous No.]

this is is kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

Don't make fun of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Obvious state propaganda to demonize welfare recipients and ease into austerity measures of sorts. Looks like I'm going to have to ramp up my disabilities if I'm going to survive the next 10 or so years

[sage No.]

>>8585657
Oh moonabi. I haven't seen that in some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585665
You satenfags should take your anger out on thread like this >>8585598 .

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585683
Yes because THIS thread is /jp/ related.
Infact they should hate on both these threads and a lot of other.

Infact Saten hijacks of all non/jp/ related threads would be a great way to purge trash threads.

I support this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585683

saten anon is the best faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585695
Disability money is /jp/ related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585695
>Infact Saten hijacks of all non/jp/ related threads would be a great way to purge trash threads.
This is actually a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Work on it satenfags.
It is your chance to change your to improve your shitty image in /jp/ eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8585675

>They're just trying to make welfare recipients look bad

>Yep better ramp up the autism money I'm living off, before people decide they don't want me stealing form them anymore