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8644264 No.8644264 [Reply] [Original]

How many chores do you guys do? I can't stand doing anything for more than a minute, yet my mom assumes two friggin hours is "perfectly normal". It's long since gotten to the point where I'm turned off from doing chores just to spite her, and now the house is a total shithole, and she blames me for it every day.

>> No.8644274

Your picture:
I invented "o4l" in 2009, it sometimes makes me want to rage when people use it without giving me any credit or knowing who made it.

>> No.8644281
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8644281

I empty the dishwasher and let the dog out. That's pretty much it.

>> No.8644287

>>8644274
You're not the ownmaster.

>> No.8644299

>>8644264
i report about 20 threads a day, it's hard work.

>> No.8644300

I live alone, I wash my own clothes and everything!
At least I can walk around naked all day.

>> No.8644304

>>8644281
What about the rest of the chores? Do you have one parent or two?

>> No.8644312

>>8644304
One. My mom does everything else.

>> No.8644313

I wheel out the trash to the curb and empty my cats' litter boxes. Sometimes I cook dinner. I don't really do anything physical, mostly because I can't.

When I was alone for a few months I really enjoyed doing all the house work.

>> No.8644314

I live alone and haven't washed my clothes or cleaned anything in three months. All I do is take out the trash.

>> No.8644346

>>8644314
That's not kawaii at all!
Pure little girls have to have pure mind and pure body and pure environment!

>> No.8644523

Cook, laundry. That's it.

>> No.8648684

Rise.

>> No.8648697

I do some of everything except washing clothes. I usually wear the same clothes for a week straight, so there's really not enough for me to bother.

>> No.8648704

Sometimes I vacuum, bring dirty clothes downstairs, and motherfucking dry dishes.

I have no problem helping out and am in no position to complain, but drying dishes? Really? They dry themselves. Such a waste of time.

>> No.8648712

All I have to do is take the trash and recyclables to the end of the drive way twice a week.

>> No.8648722

My mom does everything around the house. I used to volunteer myself but she would give me the "I don't want my cutie pie to do such hard work" line so I just gave up. Sometimes I fear for my future, but then I realize that this is already my future so I just go and fap or something.

>> No.8648727

There's nothing less productive than house hold duties, especially some of the things people do. The fuck is the point of making the bed or folding laundry?

>> No.8648736

I am so fucking envious of you people. Why'd I have to get the crazy bitch with too many god damn animals ?

>> No.8648746

>>8648727
It looks nice.

...Yeah, I don't bother, either.

>> No.8648747

>>8648727

I can't fold for shit. I throw everything in a basket then take it to my room to be put away immediately.

Never make my bed.

>> No.8648749

My OCD won't allow me to not make my bed.

>> No.8648754

Mom makes me do chores! >:(

Is this thread actually happening?
This is tumblr-grade whiny bullshit.

>> No.8648753

Fuck, the fucking dog that's in my shit-filled basement just shat and pissed all over the place yet again. I live in a god damn nightmare.

>> No.8648761

>>8648754
You try dealing with a shitty dog in a shit-filled room with shit that isn't even your own and you feel shitty as hell 24/7 because everywhere is shit.

>> No.8648758

I like doing chores and tidying up. I think I would make a good stay at home dad or housewife.

Sometimes I even fantasize about taking extra care while preparing my (hypothetical) children's lunches, or helping them make a snack when they return home from school, even if it is something as simple as apple slices with peanut butter and raisins on them.

>> No.8648767

I live alone so that means cleaning, washing the dishes, cooking, shopping, laundry.

Luckily I'm NEET and have 17 hours free every day.

>> No.8648772

>>8648767
>washing the dishes, cooking
Not necessarily.

>> No.8648776

>>8648772

My finances do not allow me to order food.

>> No.8648784

>>8648776

Use paper, or just use the same plate over and over again until it's unusable, fuck silverware, doing dishes is HELL.

>> No.8648789

that feel when you live alone in a glorious european country, leeching off of disability for autism.

no chores here, chief.

>> No.8648794
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8648794

I tidy my room, feed the cats, and make my own food. Most of the time.

>>8648727
I agree. The same with using plates all the time instead of just using kitchen roll. OK, for things like curry, you're going to need a plate or something solid. But why get a plate for some chips or bacon or something? It's just unnecessary cleaning.

>> No.8648797

I throw out the trash every once in a while. Probably once a week?

I'm completely sedentary and already washed my own clothes, my own dishes, cleaned the bathtub I use, etc. Just watching out for myself and what I use and she gives me no trouble.

Now I'm supposed to go to the gym. That's not really a chore though.

>> No.8648811

>>8648810
That's ten seconds I could use masturbating or being depressed.

>> No.8648810

It takes like, ten seconds to wash a dish.

This is a whole new level of taking it easy.

>> No.8648815

>>8648794
>kitchen roll
Is that what they call a paper towel in Europe?

>> No.8648812

>>8648794
Meh, it's just me. I like eating on a table with all proper *ware. Sometimes I serve foor and wine for two people and imagine Remilia sitting on the other end.

>> No.8648823
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8648823

>>8648815
I'm in the UK. Paper towel is used as well, but for these.

>> No.8648826

OP is a psycho and his "mom" (girlfriend) is mentally ill as well?

xD

>> No.8648836

>>8648823
Oh wow, I remember using those in school.

>> No.8648837

>>8648836
I know. That picture brought back some unwanted memories.

>> No.8649045

>>8648837
like what?

>> No.8649274

>>8648810
Ten seconds? Try saying that when your sink is busted and you have to go over to the bathroom and use the tub to wash it out each and every single time, asshole.

>> No.8651696

Rise.

>> No.8652919

please respond

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