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8699804 No.8699804 [Reply] [Original]

Okay /jp/, here's the deal.
You can either fuck the Tewhew of your choice: You're sent in Gensyoko, you fuck your Tewhew and then you come back in the real world.
Or you can suck a cock. Almost everyone (can't be a huge celebrity though) in the situation of your choice. Can't be a female (doesn't apply to traps). Must be in the real world, no 2D.

What would you do?

>> No.8699812

"Suck my cock, dude" was just a fun catchphrase. You don't have to role play being a homosexual who wants to suck 3D, real-world cocks in glory hole stalls any more than you should blog about having sex with your girlfriend.

>> No.8699814
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8699814

What a stupid question!

Fuck my favorite Touhou, of course.

>> No.8699827

Can a suck a Touhou's cock? You say no 2D but if I am sent to Gensokyo will Touhous turn 3D?

>> No.8699830
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8699830

Why would I want to suck a cock IRL if I can just do it while I'm having sex with my favorite touhou?

This question doesn't make sense.

>> No.8699836

>>8699830
>>8699827
You're cheating, Touhous aren't supposed to have cocks.

>> No.8699845

I can suck a cock just fine, but it's not every day I can fuck a little girl that also a ghost, a cat, or some other amazing creature.

>> No.8700091

>>8699836
Rinnousuke
unzan
countless humans that haven't been significant.
you lose

>> No.8700256

I'd go for saten-anon's cock.

Sorry Sanae, you are too pure. I would never even think about touching you and marring your perfection with my filth.

>> No.8700267

test

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