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Anonymous Sat May 12 18:02:26 2012 No.9001689 [Reply] [Original]

What are you getting yo mama for mother's day?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:05:25 2012 No.9001699 not murdering her for another day. that should be good enough for the bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:07:25 2012 No.9001712 the dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:07:55 2012 No.9001714 I don't even know, she is only about 10 minutes away for me yet calls one time a year.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:08:25 2012 No.9001722 I got her 18 white roses and three bottles of wine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:10:55 2012 No.9001731 Nothing. She thinks it doesn't matter if you give her some flowers or presents on one day and treat her like shit the rest of the year, so she'd rather not get anything and get treated decently all year round.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:24:27 2012 No.9001774 >>9001722 Did she put out?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:26:55 2012 No.9001780 >>9001774 She put out at least once in order to conceive me, I won't ask anymore of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:28:55 2012 No.9001789 >>9001780 18 roses and 3 bottles of wines and she didn't even put out??

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat May 12 18:32:26 2012 No.9001806 New living room set, it already arrived.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:32:55 2012 No.9001808 Nothing. Maybe I'll vacuum the house.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:33:27 2012 No.9001815 File: 67 KB, 360x360, 1335040160981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9001806

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Sat May 12 18:33:56 2012 No.9001818 flowers and chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:34:55 2012 No.9001823 Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:35:26 2012 No.9001828 >>9001806 Are you rich? If so, can you please buy me a new computer?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:36:25 2012 No.9001833 Books off Amazon and a handwritten card

Anonymous Sat May 12 18:36:56 2012 No.9001835

Considering the last few things my mother did were:

Threaten to not let me come back to my house after visiting for Christmas and bringing them gifts.

Not return any of my calls even though she demanded I call once a week.

Throw a cup of hot coffee at my head while trying to hit my grandfather.

I will be getting her jack shit.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat May 12 18:37:55 2012 No.9001844 >>9001828 Not rich, I just usually have money left over from my monthly SSI checks since i haven't bought any figures in months.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:38:25 2012 No.9001846 Not calling or talking to her. Just like the last six years

Anonymous Sat May 12 18:39:55 2012 No.9001855
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Nothing, she just died of cirrhosis.

I swear Mother's Day has been going on for the last 3 weeks from all the fucking commercials I've been hearing. It's nice of everyone to constantly remind me that my mom is dead.

Fuck commercialism.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:40:26 2012 No.9001859 >>9001844 You can still send me $1000? Please.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:40:55 2012 No.9001863 File: 267 KB, 758x669, some_whore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9001844 >Sudo !Tohsaka8ks >Not rich

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:40:57 2012 No.9001866 >>9001855 The creator of mother's day would happily agree with you, as she apparently wished she never started the holiday to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:41:56 2012 No.9001872 >>9001855 The good ol "cirrhosis" story.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat May 12 18:41:56 2012 No.9001874 >>9001859 Sorry, I can't really afford it.

None !IMsOMEbodY Sat May 12 18:43:25 2012 No.9001884
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I found some stuff at walmart back in january for a buck each so i got her 3 things of paper and some boxes.

My uncle's threatening me, so i better give them to her now ^_^

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:44:25 2012 No.9001894 >>9001874 Okay...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:45:26 2012 No.9001902 >>9001855 You could always pay your respects at her grave. It's not about giving gifts, it's about appreciating what she has done for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:47:26 2012 No.9001913 >>9001712 I entered the thread expecting this to be the first reply. I'm mildly disappointed. I got her flowers today because getting them shipped tomorrow would have been 4 times the shipping costs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:50:25 2012 No.9001931 >>9001689 I haven't talked to her in like 6 years so... nothing. Hope she dies first so at least I get a free apartment.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:50:56 2012 No.9001928 >>9001902 >grave What? I'm not made of money or retarded. She was cremated.

Anonymous Sat May 12 18:53:55 2012 No.9001949 [SPOILER]

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This is equivalent to 22b gp on RuneScape, of which I on a average day earn 200$~ at minimum.

I rake in a few bils a week doing staking, and my current bank value is around 4b.

stay mad faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:54:25 2012 No.9001952 I'm getting her a gift certificate to her favorite store in the mall near our house. ^.^

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:55:25 2012 No.9001956 >>9001949 I want to be mad, but I don't understand what you're saying or what it has to do with Mother's Day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:56:55 2012 No.9001961 >>9001956 He called you gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 18:57:55 2012 No.9001964 >>9001956 This. I dont know anything what you just said. I never played runescape.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:01:26 2012 No.9001982 a giant flowering plant in a hanging basket.

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Sat May 12 19:20:56 2012 No.9002038 File: 113 KB, 428x313, 1325392980349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A box full of NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:22:56 2012 No.9002042 A text message. That's more than I usually give her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:24:25 2012 No.9002048 File: 191 KB, 850x1181, 0dde0b5f82998c2fe23ebf03b3e9d13a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9001956 I also took the gift certificate route.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:29:55 2012 No.9002064 Bought her a plate and some roses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:31:55 2012 No.9002079 File: 3 KB, 83x126, 1319329865867s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some gucci perfume and that new nicki manji album. Maybe clean the house for her. i like my mommy shes cool better than your moms

Anonymous Sat May 12 19:37:55 2012 No.9002112

Goddamn, I fucking hate my mother. I support her fat sick ass. I buy her food, I pay for her shelter, I pay for all of her bills. I buy her shit on her birthday and for Christmas. Then May comes around and she starts throwing fits about how she expects shit on Mother's Day.

I wouldn't care if she just hinted at it, like "mother's day is around the corner you know" or something like that. But no, she yells at me, shit like "you better remember to buy me something on mother's day you little shit". She's even threatened suicide for it. She threatens suicide for every goddamn little thing.

Well, I bought her some chocolate and some earrings. Hopefully it'll shut her up for a couple of months.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:37:55 2012 No.9002114 File: 647 KB, 1200x911, 19821636_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A new desktop computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:38:25 2012 No.9002117 >>9002112 Call her bluff.

>>	KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Sat May 12 19:46:55 2012 No.9002141 >>9002112 Wouldn't it be better to move out?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:47:56 2012 No.9002144 >>9001928 Drink her remains

>>	Anonymous Sat May 12 19:56:56 2012 No.9002182 Nothing, because I hate consumerism. If she needed anything, she should just come to me and ask for it. However, my father apparently got her something, and told her it was from me. I hate it when people ignore the my protests against society.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 15:45:24 2013 No.9002182,1 >>9001855 your mom is DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD TOP LEL

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 15:48:34 2013 No.9002182,2 A xbox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 15:50:11 2013 No.9002182,3 >>9002182,1 Someone always has to take it too far. Leave Trevor alone!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 16:05:15 2013 No.9002182,4 >>9001806 Sudo is such a nice boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 16:14:58 2013 No.9002182,5 >>9002182,1 Did you really bump a year-old thread to mock a fellow warosubro because his mom died? That's pretty shitty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 19 16:31:49 2013 No.9002182,6 >>9002182,5 Hey faggot there's a place for your kind. >>>/jp/ Fuck out of warosu. I am not your warosubro.

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