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Anonymous Fri May 18 06:04:24 2012 No.9028372 [Reply] [Original]

Hello? I would like to order a pizza, no carrots.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:04:09 2012 No.9028377 File: 390 KB, 973x1024, 1328706039419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:09:24 2012 No.9028393 File: 887 KB, 1024x600, takeruplsrespond.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:11:08 2012 No.9028404 File: 230 KB, 464x400, 1337185049644 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028393 do you have my pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:12:10 2012 No.9028409 File: 189 KB, 392x480, cake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here's your pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:14:39 2012 No.9028419 >no carrots What the fuck kasumi I thought you were a rabbit. Why does everyone have to be so fake?!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:16:55 2012 No.9028429 File: 19 KB, 334x247, kasumishocked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028409 But....that's....pudding....or cake.....whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:26:10 2012 No.9028451 File: 222 KB, 537x480, no_cake_for_you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028429 Fine, if you don't want it then you won't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:32:09 2012 No.9028476 File: 467 KB, 1200x1200, 1320150911202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028451 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:33:41 2012 No.9028479 >>9028419 it's more ironic that way

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:34:10 2012 No.9028481 File: 198 KB, 436x480, do_you_want_the_cake_or_not.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028476 Well, do you want it or not?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:35:10 2012 No.9028488 File: 20 KB, 134x153, 132081455481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >See >>9028377 on the front page >Click it to see what's going on >This thread I guess this is why they say /jp/ is worse than /b/.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:44:25 2012 No.9028518 File: 48 KB, 549x497, yashiro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028481 ....

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:45:24 2012 No.9028522 >>9028488 at least our reaction images are cute

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:56:24 2012 No.9028562 File: 37 KB, 450x369, 1321816841162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028522

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 06:58:09 2012 No.9028568 File: 17 KB, 421x222, 1269905202005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028562

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:02:40 2012 No.9028588 File: 30 KB, 440x306, kasumihat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028568

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:05:25 2012 No.9028603 File: 466 KB, 720x480, intro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, so I don't have pizza. But we can still cuddle and eat cake...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:09:54 2012 No.9028626 File: 253 KB, 464x400, ohayo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028603 >no pizza >still cuddle bye-bye

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:11:54 2012 No.9028636 File: 221 KB, 508x480, mad_anime_style.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028626 Would you like to get raped?

Anonymous Fri May 18 07:12:24 2012 No.9028638

PIZZA HUT IS THE BEST THING IN THIS WORLD.

If you are truNEET like me, you can just tell the delivery man to let the pizza there and you lide the money beneath the door, then you can take your delicious pizza.

GET THE PEPPERONI PIZZA HUT PIZZA, IDIOT!

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri May 18 07:14:54 2012 No.9028653 File: 47 KB, 704x396, saten78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>pizza with no carrots

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:24:54 2012 No.9028696 File: 48 KB, 549x497, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9028636

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:32:54 2012 No.9028727 >>9028638 I like little caesars more

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:33:39 2012 No.9028731 >>9028727 And I don't like you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:33:54 2012 No.9028732 >>9028727 they deliver?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 07:34:39 2012 No.9028734 >>9028653 congrats on the marriage

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:13:09 2012 No.9028831 >>9028732 I don't know but pizza hut doesn't deliver where I live either so it doesn't make a difference

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:15:54 2012 No.9028837 File: 158 KB, 284x423, delivery-boy[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That'll be $17.95 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:22:55 2012 No.9028850 >>9028837 Here's your tip whips out dick

Anonymous Fri May 18 08:23:55 2012 No.9028851

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:35:55 2012 No.9028884 >Implying carrots by default come with pizza, and that you have to specifically ask for a pizza without carrots, or else they will automatically put them on your pizza. >Implying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:42:39 2012 No.9028903 >>9028884 >implying it wasn't implied that this is a retarded thread

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:49:54 2012 No.9028923 is she autistic

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:54:09 2012 No.9028939 >>9028903 The customer might be allergic to carrots, so the requirement is that the pizza is made in a carrot free zone, specifically without carrots in case of allergic reaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 08:56:39 2012 No.9028943 TruNEET food rankings Pizza > Burgers > Pastries > Noodles

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 09:01:10 2012 No.9028955 >>9028943 Most of my diet is whole fruit/veggies/nuts actually, mainly fruit most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 09:02:54 2012 No.9028960 How can a truNEET even afford delivered food?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 11:44:09 2012 No.9029605 File: 24 KB, 350x298, 003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pizza >carrots

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 15:23:56 2012 No.9030532 File: 42 KB, 400x400, white_piggu_go_home.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9029605 You don't get pizza with carrots? Get out of /jp/ normalfag >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 15:34:11 2012 No.9030586 >>9028393 Fucking saved. It's going to be useful

Anonymous Fri May 18 15:37:43 2012 No.9030597

I dragged myself from the depths of my small dark room the other day and went into a Subway, when I was asked if I wanted any salad on my sandwich I answered; "Yes, just some Sweetcorn please" everyone turned around, then laughed long and hard at me. I hate outside, but still love sweetcorn.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 15:38:41 2012 No.9030604 >>9030597 HAHAHAHAHA WHO THE HELL DOESN'T JUST ORDER IT AS PLAIN AS POSSIBLE WHAT A WERIRDO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 17:29:11 2012 No.9031004 How much does kasumi tip /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 17:45:41 2012 No.9031068 File: 248 KB, 827x828, tips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9031004 >tip

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri May 18 17:50:57 2012 No.9031094 >>9031004 She pays with her body.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 17:50:57 2012 No.9031095 File: 76 KB, 271x236, 1330212638533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9031068 >Food servers in the US are paid minimum wage That will definitely troll some people on other boards.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 17:58:57 2012 No.9031130 >>9028562 Which touhou is this? Please, this is important. Respond.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 18:00:56 2012 No.9031142 >>9031095 You should read my /g/ thread from a couple days ago: http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S24902180

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 18:30:26 2012 No.9031336 >>9031095 They have too. If the tips don't make up the difference the people employing them have to pay.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 19:53:02 2012 No.9031796 Why is kasumi so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 21:07:05 2012 No.9032124 File: 46 KB, 714x501, kasumimuv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9031796 so kawaii~~

>>	Anonymous Fri May 18 22:44:47 2012 No.9032514 >>9032124

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat May 19 01:35:08 2012 No.9033220 >>9031796 She has autism judging by the first post.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 01:40:24 2012 No.9033236 File: 63 KB, 1080x608, whywouldyoudothat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who the fuck puts carrots on pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 01:43:08 2012 No.9033252 >>9033236 some people eat shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 01:49:39 2012 No.9033275 >>9028372 NO SOUP FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 19 02:08:55 2012 No.9033362 I didn't want soup.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat May 19 21:53:46 2012 No.9037313 Anyone else put carrots on their pizza today due to this thread? Came out pretty good.

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