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Okay /jp/, a sexy sorceress appears in the middle of the night, and has a deal for you.
"I will give you your 'waifu', but, one million innocent people will be killed, and 3 of your family."
Do you take the deal?

>> No.9049965

No, she can fuck off, I would never be able to live with myself if I took that deal.

>> No.9049973
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what if my waifu is my family

>> No.9049985
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>> No.9049993

wud b laff

>> No.9050028
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9050028

Yes, but only if no one found out that my waifu and I was the reason for all of their deaths.

>> No.9050032

i rape the sexy sorceress!

>> No.9050034

Yeah, give her to me, I don't care about the other part of the deal since I don't have a family anymore

>> No.9050037

Yes I will. And since she's a sexy sorceress I'll ask her to be that waifu and make her mine, for all eternity. Perfect plan.

>> No.9050035

>>9050034
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>> No.9050044

Yes. I dont give a fuck bout' me family.

>> No.9050071
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>>9050044

>me family

u wot m8

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9050080

Do I get to choose the 3 family members? Or is it random?

As for the 1 million-of course, like I'd give a shit.

>> No.9050086

>>9050080
But what if you kill me ;_;

>> No.9050093
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>>9050086

One less nerd in the world, nerd.

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only if I kill one million niggers.

I'd take that deal even if I didn't get a waifu

Affirmitave action is discrimination against whites.

Arabia for Arabs
Israel for Jews
Africa for blacks
White countries for...everyone?

Anti racist is anti white.

>> No.9050116

Yes, I will choose the sorceress as a waifu and my new adventure can begin

>> No.9050118
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9050118

my waifu has the power to bring everyone back to life

>> No.9050121

>>9050035
xD

>> No.9050124

>>9050086

no innocent people browse /jp/ so we're all safe

1 million little girls, however, are not.

>> No.9050127

>>9050118
But thats my waifu you piece of shit

>> No.9050129

>>9050028
This.

I used to have morals, but meh, happiness would be better than miserable and honorable.

>> No.9050136

How would these innocent people die? Would they just be whisked away from reality in a puff of smoke or would it be some sort of long drawn-out torturous death? I'd go for the waifu either way, of course, but I am curious.

>> No.9050145

>>9050136
Former.

>> No.9050154 [DELETED] 

>>9049958
Yes, who wouldn't take that deal.
Nothing happens to me and I get a waifu.

>> No.9050158

I don't have a waifu.

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>>9050028
>>9050034
>>9050037
>>9050044
>>9050101
>>9050116
>>9050129

Ok then guys, here's your reward, your very own 3D waifu.

>> No.9050167

How sexy is this sorceress?

Post description.

>> No.9050169

I'm not an underage faggot so I don't have a "waifu" or need one.
I'm also not fucked in head, so no.

>> No.9050171

Why are /jp/ so racist? Last night in that chat with the cute nekos everyone was shouting niggers and Jews all the time. I only wanted to talk about anime and games ;_;

>> No.9050173

>>9050171

Most people using the words nigger and making jew jokes don't even really hate all jews/niggers, or even hate them at all, you fucking nigger.

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9050174

most of those million people are all in your vicinity. (assuming less than a million people live around you) Suddenly, you need to struggle everyday just to find food and live. Do you have what it takes to survive this mess together with your waifu?

>> No.9050176

>>9050174

Since when is my waifu the fresh prince of bel-air?

>> No.9050178

1 person dead is a tragedy.
1 million people dead is a statistic.
Why not?
I even ask for 1 billion people to die/
This world will have more space to live.

>> No.9050187
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9050187

My waifu would never forgive me for accepting such a deal.
If she knew her existence caused the death of a million innocent people she would hate herself.

I could not do that to her. I love her far to much for that.
I'm not all that worried about seeing her in life, as i will one day meet her in a better place.

>> No.9050190

>>9050171
Lighten up nigger.

>> No.9050191

The world has approximately 7 billion humans, and that number rises every day. Humans reproduce themselves at a truly suicidal rate, live mundane lives and are literally killing themselves by wasting more and more natural resources every day by making consumer wares that will be used for a year tops and then piled into a closet, never to be seen again.

Plastic won't convert carbon dioxide into oxygen. I would take the deal even if my ideal woman wasn't involved in it. In fact, raise the number and kill more people in my family. They'll unfortunately be collateral damage to a greater cause.

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>>9050187
Why would she know?

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>>9050173
>>9050171

I don't hate all jews, but I do hate all niggers.

>> No.9050306

Yep.

I especially like the family part.

>> No.9050320

>>9050191
>by making consumer wares that will be used for a year tops and then piled into a closet, never to be seen again.
What about producing/making the food, much of which will never be eaten?
http://www.livescience.com/5919-americans-toss-40-percent-food.html
http://www.epa.gov/osw/conserve/materials/organics/food/fd-basic.htm

>> No.9050323

>>9050169
Statistically I think you're more likely to be underage if you don't have a waifu.

>> No.9051229

>>9050176
Since when are you a dog?

>> No.9051237

In the blink of an eye, yes.

>> No.9051243

>>9051229

I was hoping someone would make that response.

>> No.9051244

No, Guilt is real and anyone claiming otherwise is CRAWLIIING.

>> No.9051265

>>9051243
I was really upset that through four hours I was the one to do ti.

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