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9114909 No.9114909[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

post your piss bottles don't say you don't have any

>> No.9114916

I don't have any.

>> No.9114921

I use a coffee mug.

>> No.9114927
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9114927

dude WHY

what if your gf finds them??

>> No.9114926

I use the toilet.

>> No.9114929

I used to piss in can's but i mistakenly drank from it rather than my can of coke, I only piss in clear bottles now.

>> No.9114933

>>9114927
I HATE when that happens >___<

>> No.9114935

piss bottles I could never understand.. You don't even have to leave the house to use the bathroom

>> No.9114937

>>9114921
I did that once but drank some mistakenly thinking it was the cup of tea I just made.

>> No.9114939

Why would you piss in bottles? I don't get it.

>> No.9114956

What's with the fork?

>> No.9114959

>>9114927
I was lazy enough to piss in a cup once, then I had someone over and he asked me if it was piss, I said it was old beer but im pretty sure he didn't believe me

>> No.9114967

Isn't it expensive to keep buying bottles of water every day?

I don't understand why people would buy bottled water.

>> No.9114973

>>9114967
Too NEET to leave my room every time I get thirsty. I'm also too NEET to leave my room every time I need to piss two birds with one stone.

>> No.9114985

>>9114973
Well I have like 3 bottles for drinking water that I just refill every so often.

Buying lots of water bottles I can just imagine being expensive.

>> No.9115049

>>9114909

No need for piss bottles... I have my own private bathroom.

>> No.9115077

My piss bottles are in a huge pile around my garbage can, covered in a skin of fap tissue.
Nobody wants to see that.

>> No.9115083

>>9114909
Why don't you drink your own piss, /jp/ ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

>> No.9115087

You guys are pretty gross, I want to believe your all trolling, but I know some of you do this regularly.

>> No.9115109

That looks stinky and it's so yellow. Eat chocolates or sweets and drink a lot of water.

I piss in my bathroom since it's so close to my room and no need to stink the place up when I barely even shower.

>> No.9115119

i used to have piss bottles a couple of years ago when i used to drink a lot more, i cleared them all out last summer and have forced myself to get up every time i need a piss since, no matter how out of it i've been

>> No.9115127

Real men (also, little girls) piss on the carpet.

>> No.9115147

I used to fill up entire 2L bottles with my piss when I was living in my car. I remember dumping them out on the side of the road. I also shit one time standing up because I was holding in my shit and it just got to the point of where I couldn't hold it anymore so I got out of the car and immediately after I pulled down my skinny jeans shit just exploded out of my ass. Then I drove to a gas station bathroom and wiped myself clean.

>> No.9115153

I don't need those, I set up a piss pump that dumps it straight to the toilet using vacuum suction, JUST LIKE THE ASTRONAUTS!!!

>> No.9115154

The toilet is 10ft away. I don't need those.

>> No.9115162

I piss in bottles
only cuz Ive got my mom sleeping on the couch[inb4 hurr to young, im 17. die] and when I come out of my room at night I have to have a 5 minute argument with the cow
Im not dealing with that
but damn OP little tiny water bottles. I can only use like, the 2 leeter v8 shit

>> No.9115178

I piss in the sink that's three steps away from my computer, the toilet is a little further but its around the door so I cant watch my computer screen while I piss. I would piss in bottles but emptying them is to much of a chore.

>> No.9115186

I have a couple of planys by the window so I just piss on them when I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

>> No.9115188

when im grinding on some mmo's I can't afford to step away so I have bottles behind my computer ready if needed

>> No.9115287

/jp/ - Piss Bottle Culture

>> No.9115295

Is there a reason for the spoilers?

>> No.9115321

I used to have 60+ bottles of piss when I was really unwell. They were mostly 2L bottles, I noticed the piss turned orange and red over time and some got this white stuff at the bottom...I think it was yeast. I cleaned them all out one day, tipped them out of the window at night to avoid the suspicion of carrying several big black bags through the household. They STANK though.

>> No.9115325

I don't have any.

>> No.9115329

>>9115321

Why don't you put them down the drain or something?

You're not in Paris in the pre-sewer era. The outside of your window must smell right now.

>> No.9115330

>>9115321
I thought the white stuff was semen or something

>> No.9115340

>>9115321
I usually take mine out in batches of like 200, but they're smaller sized bottles, closer to OPs. But they do the same thing after awhile. I wonder if that yeast is usable for anything.

Also, it tastes REALLY bad after it gets that dark orange color.

>> No.9115343

Piss bottles? Seriously?

Are you so lazy that walking to your toilet became a chore...?

>> No.9115353

>>9115340

Please elaborate more on how you got to taste it.

Was it simple curiosity? An accident?

>> No.9115360

>>9115329
Didn't want to risk being spotted. The smell was bad for only an hour or so. I picked a night it was raining heavily so it was washed away by morning.

>>9115330
Nope, I looked into it after becoming curious. Something to do with how much sugar I ate.

>> No.9115357

>>9115325
>>9115340
>>9115353
Is there a reason for the spoilers?

>> No.9115374

>>9115353
I can see accidentally sipping a fresh bottle.
But uncapping one that old leaves no doubt as to what's inside.
I did it mostly to see what it was like, but I was also curious as to whether it could be a method to get drunk.

>> No.9115402

>>9115178
I piss in the sink sometimes, its closer to the bathroom door than the toilet which means its closer to my computer too.

>> No.9115413

Sure is autistic in here

>> No.9115416

>>9115413
Autism, the Swiss army knife of psychological problems - can do everything, according to the internet

>> No.9115417

My toilet aren't far, so I don't have any.

>> No.9115424

>>9115077
That's pretty sugoi. I'd like to see it if you don't mind posting.

>> No.9115428

>>9114909
I don't have any, OP. And I seriously doubt anyone has. I piss in a bucket. Bottles have too small capacity and are really hard to use if even mildly erect. Plastic buckets on the other hand are easy to clean if the smell bothers you and you only need to empty one once a day (I assume you piss around 3-4lt/1 gallon a day).

>> No.9115431

>>9115077
someone always posts the same cum stained saten pictures, might as well just post your piss receptacles.

>> No.9115437
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9115437

>> No.9115442

>>9115428
Leave my room once a day? Get out of /jp/./jp/eg

>> No.9115450

>>9115428
Well, we all have to get up once a day to get the pizza.
If you live with your mom, you can ask her.

>> No.9115454

I can definitely vouch for using 2L bottles instead of the smaller water bottles. It takes up less space, and there's less time inbetween emptying.

>> No.9115455

>>9115442
Do it when you finally make the trek to the kitchen for food

>> No.9115457

I just took out a bunch last week (seven garbage bags full) so my pile isn't that impressive right now. If I had a camera I'd post a shot anyway. It's such a pain in the ass to get rid of these things. Maybe I should just let them pile up and leave them for the landlord to worry about after I leave again.

>> No.9115458

>>9115455
My system works, why mess with it?

>> No.9115464

I wish we didn't have to piss and shit

>> No.9115469

>>9115464
Why would wish that?
Taking a nice piss after you fap is like a second orgasm.

And I know there are people out there who only wake up to take their morning shit.

>> No.9115531

I had a dream today where I pissed for almost 5 minutes. Pissing in the sink has become such a habit that I did it in my dream, too.

Apparently it's because I needed to piss in real life. I was surprised I didn't piss myself.

>> No.9115543

>>9115321
it's crystalized urea and particulate settling to the bottom, that happens after a while

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9115555

Heed my warning, friends

>> No.9115559

>>9115469

>taking a piss right after you fap

Enjoy your damaged urethra.

And also, doesn't that shit fucking burn? Are you just immune to it?

>> No.9115562

>>9115555
Considering piss contains ammonia I thought this would be common sense.

>> No.9115565

>>9115559
fapping with a painfully full bladder feels great, seriously, try it

>> No.9115570

>>9115559
I'm not that guy but I always piss after fapping, I don't get any burning feeling.

>>9115565
I've done this before.

>> No.9115575

>>9115559
I don't give a shit about damaged things I can't see.
And no it doesn't burn, it very pleasantly tingles. It's hard to describe it to someone who hasn't done it, I guess.

>> No.9115579

>>9115565
It's awful because it always gives me that burning urethra effect afterwards.

>> No.9115584

>>9115579
It burns when you pee? You might want to get that checked out, anon.

>> No.9115603

Is having piss bottles a hobby or what? I don't see the reason of having them...

>> No.9115885

>>9115555
Oh, shit. Bucket anon here. I didn't know that. Thankfully just some bleeding nose from time to time. I thought the whole bleeding nose from fanservice thing might actually have been true. Now I know.

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9116033

You people are pretty gross. I know now that I'm the only shut in that cares about hygiene.


Feels bad.

>> No.9116034

>>9116033
You are cute, do you also shave down there?

>> No.9116035

B-but anon, i dont have any

>> No.9116038

>>9116033
There's nothing unhygienic about pissing in a bottle and then pouring it out later.

>> No.9116044

>>9116033
Don't worry i also care too. Having lots of hair, fat, smells, wearing dirty clothes etc disgusts me a lot.

>> No.9116049

>>9116034
Yes, weekly.

>> No.9116052

>>9116034
Does trimming count.

>> No.9116065

>>9116038
Lol most people here probably don't throw them away immediately and also your room more than likely smells like piss with all those piss bottles that's just gross.

>>9116044

Well it's good to know Im not alone. I'm not a neat freak, but I can't take it easy in filth.

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