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you wake up one day and find yourself in an unfamiliar room with bunch of strangers. it turns out you and the entire /jp/ userbase were sent back in time and enrolled in a boarding school. all the basic needs such as food, shelter, uniforms, hygiene products are covered by the school free of charge. you're also given a weekly allowance provided that you don't break the rules and maintain a low absence. the only thing they ask you in return is for you to never leave the school until the graduation day.

so what are your plans? how do you picture yourself in that kind of environment? would you consider joining a club or hang out with others? what about cliques? make friends? tell us /jp/.

>> No.9130686

My plan would be to cover my ass constantly because you all are a bunch of creepy faggots.

>> No.9130692

first get on mugen's good side to get some of the goods from the outside

>> No.9130695

>>9130686
Good call.
I would try to seduce multiple /jp/'ers and be a real player at school.
Goal is to cum inside at least 70% of the population. A passing grade.

>> No.9130712

me on the right joke

>> No.9130713

Start attacking people in hopes I'd get expelled.

Loopholes, ho!

>> No.9130714

>>9130686
Nobody would want to bone your ass unless you're a cute trap.
What you really need to take be wary off is that no one will suck your cock when you're sleeping.

Anyway, question to OP, if we are sent back on time, does that mean that we are also back to the pubeshent age? Are we are still old hairy neckbeards?

>> No.9130717
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9130717

run away

>> No.9130722

Make my way to the top and fuck some bitches.

>> No.9130728

I'd leave the school.

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>> No.9130743

>>9130714
you're all healthy boys again.

>> No.9130760

>>9130743
Then I'd wear a sailor fuku and a wig full time and suck everyone's dick.

that's not against the rules, right?

>> No.9130768
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>>9130760
It better not be. Because i also want to do that..

>> No.9130787

Are the rooms separate? Because I don't think roomates would work out

>> No.9130796

>>9130768
We can have lesbian sex!

>> No.9130808

Probbably do the same thing I did at real school; spend all my time reading in the library.

>> No.9130820

>>9130760
indecent acts are against the rules.

>>9130787
only if you have a tendency to physically/verbally hurt your roommates.

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>>9130820
>indecent acts are against the rules.
No fun.jpg

>> No.9130831

>>9130820
If my roommate were to go missing, how many times would I get a new one?

>> No.9130857

I would bully everyone who likes touhou or mentions touhou in my presence.

Idol fans are okay in my book.

>> No.9130887

That would be cool

>> No.9130909
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9130909

I would go for the always nice cheerful backround character spot.
I think i would like to try a Home Ec type club.

>> No.9130914

>>9130909
>Home Ec type club.
lol look at this faggot NERD

>> No.9130937

>>9130909
The Saten fan-club sounds really nice, everyone will be so cheerful and nice.

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>>9130914
Take your bully somewhere else!

>> No.9130964

I'd turn it into some sort of SURVIVAL GAME

>> No.9130990

I'll kill the principle to take his job so I can boss everyone around.

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I would probably be all creepy and alone like. In a non-edgy and cool sort of way.
I'd like the home ec club as well.. They sound chill.

>> No.9131026

When are we taking about? Because I could get a shitload of Nobel prizes for science and/or other recognition while speeding up technological progression.

>> No.9131030

>provided that you don't break the rules and maintain a low absence

impossible, i am a delinquent at heart

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