/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Eksopl, the former CEO and founder of easymodo.net recently told the press his reason for shutting down easymodo.net. He got dumped apparently. In other words, we can thank a female for the superior foolz archive.

>Laughing Suika.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Good for that, asswipe. All he did was preach and talk about how awesome his life was.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what he got dumped for.

[Anonymous No.]

That's why I only date 2D girls. They will never betray me.

[Anonymous No.]

Did he ever post any proof? All the shit he wrote sounded incredibly fake. Like that one time CWC tried to convince the trolls he had found a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142673
Except 2D girls never agreed to date you, so you're not actually dating them. It's more like you're stalking and obsessing over them.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows eksopl was an over emotional drama queen. That was pretty much common knowledge, and I empathize with everyone who was damned enough to know him. It was an irksome transition moving to other archives but worth it in the long run. Someone like him should never be in a position of authority. I completely understand why someone would end a relationship with him, though it mystifies me that anyone would begin one with him in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

To all the single /jp/ers. Relationships arent' worth it. Sex isn't even that good, it's overrated. Fuck 3DPD

I miss being single ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142666
people rarely get dumped for a single reason. especially with long, commited relationships you could literally write essays about why they ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142689
...how can you prove that though?
except, idk, posting copies of the marriage certificate or something, which is impossible here so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142701
The reason was that she never existed and eskopl is an enormous faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I know why he got dumped. I'm just not going to say it since it's not in the public domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142689
>>9142714
He dated Veirut from Formspring, she posted pictures all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Veirut=Eksi

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142728
Too bad nobody asked you though.

[Hve No.]

>>9142694

veirut stalked him for 7 years or something.

>>9142695

Your attempt at bragging is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142711
Did he ever post photos of them together?
Or was it a online-only relationship thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142641
This drama has been beaten to death so many times that it isn't even stale anymore. Rot has disintegrated into mere dust that has blown away with the wind.

I can't imagine any of you can even pretend to care anymore. At least with a straight face, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Veirut seemed like a smart and nice person. They were a cute couple. She should give him another chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142728
was she hawt?

[Anonymous No.]

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8534399#p8539652

>>9142742
That's her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142714
you sure know you're a failure when even an imaginary girlfriend dumps you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142689
>Like that one time CWC

Yeah that sums up this thread pretty well.

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>>9142666
Probably because his girlfriend decided to join the army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142736
He allegedly stayed with her during a winter vacation and allegedly slept with her. I allegedly believe him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142739
What if they're not pretending to care?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure the reason Eksopl ditched Easymodo was because it was interfering with his life. Fucking normalfag scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142769
What the fuck are you implying, gaylord?

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>>9142750
>http://fuuka.warosu.org
Nice try Eksopl, we all know you and Jones are in bed with those warosu devs. Don't click that link guys unless you're on a secure connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142779
Your father is a gaylord, gaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142766
I refuse to believe it.

It's probably true.

Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142785
is being a gaylord hereditary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142785
Yeah, well, your gandfather is the King of Gaylords, gaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142750
Next time, just post the post number, don't link to any specific archive.

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>>9142742
Yes, she was. I wonder how Eksopl would feel if she dated another person from /jp/. Only one way to find out. Make it happen guys.

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>>9142795
Foolz didn't catch that post, thread probably 404ed too fast.

[Anonymous No.]

Eksopl is single again. Letthehomolustbegin

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142794
My grandfather may be the King of Gaylords, but your Great Grandfather is God of Gaylords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142795
Or post an Easymodo link and party like it's twenty zero nine.

[Anonymous No.]

What drives people to get girlfriends? To the point where they look for girls online? I never understood this. My old roommate dropped out of college and moved out to live with his e-girlfriend. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142691
>pissed off 3D slut who doesn't realize that waifus find us

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>>9142811
People get lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

What does this guy even look like?

Is he ugly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142733
>veirut stalked him for 7 years or something.
Eksopl had males who stalked him for longer, but they didn't have vaginas so Eksopl never acknowledged their effort and dedication.

True story bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142806
I didn't fight in the gulf for 10 FUCKING YEARS to be insulted to my face over the goddamn internet by some stuck-up brat.

Reported and called my buddies in the national guard. Prepare to be assraped- you fucked with the wrong guy, sayonara punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142819
>What does this guy even look like?
Who Eksopl? I've been told he's really attractive for a /jp/er. I use the word /jp/er loosely when referring to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142843
Lucky motherfucker. He gets the best of both worlds!

[Anonymous No.]

After seeing all the valid web 2.0 features that woxxy implemented, I realize now that Eksopl was holding back on us. Either that or he was too confident in his own ability to use enterprise web development software like Codeigniter, AJAX, jQuery and Twitter Bootstrap. Long live woxxy. I still have feelings for Eksi though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142811
they don't always look for girlfriends, some people just fall in love and shit like that. i guess that would explain a lot of internet relationships since it's not something you'd normally want to end up in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142866
Some also look for lust, but fall in love unexpectedly.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone asked vroot why she dumped Eksi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142694
>Everyone knows eksopl was an over emotional drama queen.
> Someone like him should never be in a position of authority.
>someone like him
remind me why we tolerate woxxy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142897
Because none of you faggots have the talent! You all just talk shit about everyone else.

[Eksopl posted from iPhone No.]

lol this thread

bring it manchildren

[Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE No.]

>>9142898
I don't own a expensive phone.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142897
what's wrong with woxxy? i was never interested in the drama so i miss out on stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Eksopl = OP

So desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142901
Hey there woxxy. How are things?

Using auto-aim tools like twitter bootstrap and kiddieigniter, doesn't make you talented. Learn how to read sloppy as fuck perl code, then and only then will we consider you l33t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142903
Mister Ekspol I know this may be a bit rude of me to ask so suddenly but I must know....are you attractive?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9142903
Eksopl, word on the street is that you got dumped for reasons I will not mention. Tell us what really happened otherwise we will assume the worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142903
why did you get dumped?

can i become your new girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142924
He was brutally raped by a horde of rabid shitposters and his girlfriend dumped him because he was no longer pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142806
That may be so, but your son is prophesied to be the Messiah of gaylords, Gaylord.

[Anonymous No.]

>whack ass thread in my hood

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142917
He's very attractive. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142924
What reasons? Why not mention? Now i'm curious, the rumours never reached me.

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>>9142928
What would a 3DPD know of purity?

[Anonymous No.]

Shymoe 1 to Major Eksi.

Confirm martial status in Bravo Uniform November.

Please comply, over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142937
They're too scandalous to be mentioned on a public forum. The rumors are out there, you just have to know where to find them. Let's let Eksopl tell us himself what really happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Eksopl !LOLIyiNQUE No.]

>>9142932
Please don't shitpost, SquidSort.

>>9142924
We were dating, we spent two holidays together, now we're not dating. She's off to the army and I'm finishing my last semester of college.

I dropped easymodo last year on a rush over concerns of not being able to take care of it over an unrelated health scare that turned out to be fine, but that scared the crap out of me back then.

>>9142937
There are no rumors. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home from work. Poor, poor Esky.

[Anonymous No.]

EKSI PICTURE PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142957
You can't see me for the fact that the inside of my strap's in your sight
Bout' to put some slugs in your throat and put your guts in my coat and hit
the night Drop a sack of indo in my pipe and it's
EBK everyday all day til the day I hit my grave-sight
That locc to the brain cuz' it's all redrum
A couple of hits from the purple spliff
and I'm workin a fifth of the coke and rum
I have my twelve gauge-pump decorating niggas brains
Nigga nuts and guts is how we get sick them Northern Cal slayings
That locc to the brain shit ain't no game it's a gang
Them niggas that killed they mama for some fame it ain't no thang
It ain't no way, I dump and let them niggas live
Cuz' where I'm from we walkin up on em'
bustin them reps up in them niggas ribs
It's twelve-o-clock full of that spliff full of that ammo in my glock-nine
Creepin through your set hit the stop
Sign sideways bustin I see gat twenty-four C's
Feel the breeze from the slugs in my nine now
Rest in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142963
>We were dating (...) now we're not dating
he was asking you why the change.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we see if you are actually pretty, Mr. Eksopl?

[Anonymous No.]

Worst thread on /jp/. I hope you all die horribly.

[Anonymous No.]

Just from the way Eksopl is avoiding all of these questions you can tell it was a bad breakup. If it was a normal breakup he would have just told us about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142990
Get a life you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143040

I'm just curious, i'm not gay.

But you seem to be so stressed... Maybe I can make you relax... Do you mind if I suck your cock, dude?

[Anonymous No.]

Eksi if Jones confessed to you would you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9143054
Are you the one who asks milk these kinds of questions, or is that someone else?

Because if you are, that's kind of slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9142963
>There are no rumors. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
So not even you know about them. That's surprising.

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>>9143062

Is Jones just the bunbun guy or has he done something else besides it?

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>>9143065
Jones is also a warosu dev.

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>>9143077

Neat.