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I want to move out of my parents basement, but I don't want to get more than the part-time job I already have (30 hours a week).

Do you think the government would find out that I have $10,000 in the bank if I lied to apply for food stamps?

Also, how do I figure out of the apartment is going to be disgusting and full of bugs or some shit? Is there any tricks to finding them when I check out the place?

I need your expertise.

>> No.9165202

>>9165196
Kill yourself out of /jp/

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Reported.

>> No.9165210

>I want to move out of my parents basement, but I don't want to get more than the part-time job I already have (30 hours a week).
Get a room mate. Neither one of you h as to see each other except on the chance you leave your rooms.

>how do I figure out of the apartment is going to be disgusting and full of bugs or some shit?
Are you making enough money to afford a bug-free place? If not, then it will be full of bugs. One of your neighbors will probably still have bed bugs anyway.

>> No.9165215

>>9165210
>Are you making enough money to afford a bug-free place? If not, then it will be full of bugs. One of your neighbors will probably still have bed bugs anyway.
why are americans so disgusting?

>> No.9165228

>>9165215
Because they're poor, by the sounds of it.

>> No.9165231

>>9165215
I live in USA and I've never known anyone who has bedbugs. I think it's more like those disgusting east coasters.

>> No.9165236

>>9165215
>why are americans so disgusting
Bed bugs are immortal and nearly immune to pesticides. The only way to kill them is to starve them for over a year. They will eventually fill every human home in the world.

>> No.9165258

You can rent nice office space in the city for ~$300/month. All a /jp/sie really needs is one room right? Convince them you're a computer programmer and that you work long hours. All of them have 24/7 access so it's not suspicious to be there in the middle of the night. Get a hotplate and a mini-fridge and your all set. Take you showers at the city YMCA.

>> No.9165315

>>9165231
>I live in USA and I've never known anyone who has bedbugs. I think it's more like those disgusting east coasters.

Try college dorms...

>> No.9165343

>>9165258
>Convince them you're a computer programmer
What do you mean "convince them"? There are people on /jp/ who aren't CS students/graduates/drop outs?

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