/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You suddenly sufffer a serious accident and die from the complications. You are instantly transported to Gensokyo, in the forest of the lost.

Your favorite Touhou suddenly attacks you, accusing you for inane and childish reasons (like in canon). Your skill at fending off their attacks is based on your skill at danmaku games.

How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Keine is easy as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

How manly lives do I have?
How many bombs do I have?
What's my shot type?
What difficulty is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186562
Flander kills me within seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

I 4 CCed Ten Desires on Easy using Marisa once.

That's the only danmaku game I've finished.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Sakuya would be surprised if she started the fight for a pointless reason and critically injured me with her first attack after I don't even bother to dodge. Would she regret starting the attack or just brush it off as me paying the price for being weak.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm supposed to lose, right?
That seems like the nice thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

Koishi would destroy me.

I can't see her randomly attacking humans though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd play around with Sakuya.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't matter, people can't die during spellcard fights. I can also use the same excuse the moon bitches used at first and say I don't have a spellcard so by attacking me it's against the law.

[Anonymous No.]

Lucky me. I get to impress her with my pacifist grazing skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186615
That's because you're a secondary

[Anonymous No.]

I have never met her in-game, only her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Will I be fine if I've beaten her in the game?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly this makes me glad that I decided I would never mention her to /jp/ until I could beat her without relying completely on luck.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how easy it is to dodge a master spark when u cant fly

[Anonymous No.]

If it's Reimu from IN then I'd lose pretty quick, good thing you can't die

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186562
it made me wonder.
we pretty much agreed that if you die you go to Gensokyo... right?
so what happens if you die IN Gensokyo?
do you get transported to another land? get reincarnated in our world? stop existing? or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186632
Makai

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>>9186637
What happens if we win?

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>>9186632
If you die you get to hang out with Youmu and Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

I havent beaten a single touhou game so I lose right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186578

Easy mode: your choice of the options, within reason
Lunatic mode: all the options you are worst at

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186619
Nah I'm just not good at the games. And to be fair it's one of the more difficult Extra stages along with MS and EoSD.

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>>9186648
do u fuk after if u win on lunetic?

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>>9186632

What if...

You come back to this world when you die in Gensokyo, a full circle if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I stand a chance against Nitori. I've only completed Normal, though...

[Anonymous No.]

Well I can beat my favorite touhou without any difficulties on Normal. She is a midboss after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the most powerful person in Gensokyo. Being that I have never played a single bullet shooter in the last 20 years, that means I am the Shonen Protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186667
This is your own fault, really. You should have beaten your favorite touhou seriously. Not just Normal.

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>>9186639
Then you'll be accused of starting an incident by assaulting your favorite touhou and will be hunted by Reimu and Marisa and several curious youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186677
To be honest I do not know if winning or losing would be worse. You really do not help.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186689
You win - You're hunted but eventually lose to Reimu and become friends with the whole cast

You lose - you're forgotten like every stage 1 boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186701
Yuyuko kills you

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>>9186699
And if I refuse to cooperate?

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>>9186699

>you're forgotten like every stage 1 boss

;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186703
You are not very good at constructing these scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I bribe the 2hu

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>>9186705
What could you bribe your favourite 2hu with?

[Anonymous No.]

Good, my favourite touhou is the easiest final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you could probably solve most problems you have in gensokyo by carrying small amounts of alcohol with you wherever you go, and a willingness to share it.
A bottle or two anyway. Any more and you risk becoming a target

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186705
>>9186709

wch 2hu bribe?

[Anonymous No.]

I am dead regardless of who my favorite Touhou is since I only manage to pass the first stage boss if I'm lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186712
Miko?

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>>9186709
knowledge
a favour
dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186717
You'd be a target just for having any at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Koishi will kill me. ;-;

Oh wait, she isn't capable of coming up with inane reasons to battle me. huehuaehauehauehauehau

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>>9186723

[Anonymous No.]

Tremedously fucked..
thank god that danmaku does not killl you, it just makes you pass out like in pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186794

Ara, ara...

Looks like you lost but you don't have anything to give me~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186814
...so give me your dick

*cuts off dick and mounts it on forehead*

[Anonymous No.]

Meiling... on lunatic.
I can work i out.

[Anonymous No.]

I can 1CC dodonpachi resurrection on normal (strong style). I can't do 0 death though... stage 5 kicks my ass every time.

I can't even 3CC PCB on normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9186820
Oni Rising: coming this summer

Rated R

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>>9186632
>so what happens if you die IN Gensokyo?

You go before the merciless Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, the judge of Gensokyo's dead. If she finds you lacking, you will be condemned to hell.

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>>9186874
well that puts a damper on my plan to reincarnate and romance my touhou until it works.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a couple tries

[Anonymous No.]

>That feels when you've never finished a touhou game.

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>>9186883
Just don't be an asshole. I mean, is it really that hard to not over indulge and do what you are supposed to in Gensokyo?

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>>9186903
which is?

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>>9186922
Your job. Whatever you choose to do.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never beaten my favourite Touhou

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>>9186903
Actually there's a very roundabout way to become a youkai. If you're judged to go to Hell you become an evil spirit. If an evil spirit is to escape from Hell (as has happened recently) then it could possibly possess a youkai and delete/replace the personality and mind of the youkai with their own.

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>>9186933
I thought evil spirits could only possess humans

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>>9186933
I would delete Yukari and take her power. Then barrier back my Old Hagness away and become a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

She wasn't that hard in Shoot the Bullet in my opinion, so I'll be fine. If it was based on my skill at fighting games, I'd be fucked pretty hard. I might just challenge her to a drinking contest, though. I won't be playing to win.

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>>9186951
Not according to Symposium

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you think that when you die you go to Gensokyo, even if you did you would just be a spirit. You'd probably be taken to receive your final judgement and sent to some part of Buddhist hell.

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>>9186993
Its called the jackpot. Have to be in it to win it.

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>>9186969
I can't tell if it's byakuren speculating about the possibility or if she's seen a similar event. Kanako hasn't heard of a precedent case.

I am unsure how to interpret.

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>>9186562
I'm extremely bad at Touhou.

Good thing my favorite Touhou is only a second stage boss.

[Anonymous No.]

She is attacking me in easymodo. Right?

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>>9187020
Yes but its 3D. Good luck with that. Will probably like dodging rain.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Meiling randomly attack me out in the forest?

As for my skills, I might be able to manage. Depending on if we're talking about the regular games' danmaku style or the fighting games.

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>>9187051
Maybe she heard you were a Martial Arts guru, don't try to deny it, she knows you are and you're only pretending you don't have any skill and holding back on her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably be alright as long as it doesn't turn into a fist fight. If we are just going to be throwing lasers around then lucky me, I'm good at avoiding things flying at me at a moderate speed.

Then after throwing lasers at each other for a while we can clear up any misunderstandings and go out for a hamburger.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I am rather good at my favorite Touhou's stage, but I only have beaten it on Normal. But that's something for SA.

Obviously the best course of action if I lose is to do something incredibly stupid in order to cause an incident and get a good end.
I will attack and annex the Hakurei Shrine and claim to be its God. Destroying/invading the shrine is a keypoint in incidents and even if Reimu runs me out, it would still cause quite the ruckus.

[Anonymous No.]

fucked bad, but considering damaku doesnt kill... meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187088
>>9187079
Yuugi post dubs

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>>9187051
She heard of your terrorist plot to blow up the mansion or something probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Favorite Touhou: Cirno
I don't get a fucking scratch.

>>9186648
I fucking hate Marisa's magic Missile in EoSD but I think I can win in "Hard mode" because I can't fucking do Lunatic, I actually can go until Meiling's loses without using bombs or lives on normal, but I don't know how it's going to be using the Magic Missile in lunatic so it's a guess also, does it counts if I can do that stage and only that stage in Lunatic (?). Maybe I try doing lunatic the stage 2.
Also, what if I say I think easy is more difficult for some reason to me? Because it's so slow and there so few bullets that sometimes, I die in the firsts stages because I don't see the bullets.
Anyway, such a good thing to love a stage 2 boss.

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>>9186562
Kanako.
Yeah I can win (in normal mode).
PD: My captcha was reese, time to play demonophobia again.

[Anonymous No.]

If Remilia attacked me, I wouldn't even fight back. I would giggle while she pummeled me with her tiny fists. Then I would make her breakfast.

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>>9187232
But vampires have super strength and move fast as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu ambushes me

50-50, I've practiced against her enough times to know what i'm up against, but PCB is the only Touhou I can beat on hard

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be eaten slowly by Yuyuko-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187243
Remilia wouldnt hurt me. Shes a good girl.

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>>9187232
Remilia's fans can also have luck, if she kills you sucking your blood you can also become a loli-vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

What did I do to piss off Shikieiki Yamaxanadu?

I'm pretty sure I could talk her down, she's reasonable. I'm honestly interested in hearing how I could improve from her.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is said to be pretty damn strong, I can manage lunatic and hard in some games and can beat normal mode in every game except subterranean animism, regardless I think she's got me cornered

[Anonymous No.]

>You suddenly sufffer a serious accident and die from the complications.
>How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

[X]genuflect

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>>9187283

Maybe your death had a unexpected effect that threw stuff out of balance?

No anon, you are the incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187283

Her hats gonna fall off!

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>>9187320
God I hope not. Touhou dies when their hats are removed.

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>>9187320

I'm pretty sure hats are able to defy gravity, such is their power in-setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187335
Marisa takes off her hat all the time

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be pretty fucked.
I'm terrible with danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187405
It's probably no harder that dodgeball at that speed.

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>>9187320
It wont, she's drawn by shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this like a dice roll, you playing touhou, or you actually get magic powers and fight her?

I would "loose" anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I can't beat Kanako because she has a hax immortality move in her later spellcards and I can't bombspam that.

I'd die.

[Anonymous No.]

I 1CCed the game where she is on easy. Except I pretty much had to use tons of bombs and lost all the lives I gained to that point. I couldn't even get to her normal no matter how many times I continued.

So the bottom line is that if Gensokyou is on easy mode I can probably manage. If it's normal or higher I'm screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

It's my dream. I wish it could happen. I always cross street when there is red light.

[Anonymous No.]

Like...with spell cards? I don't think my danmaku skills would be able to match Aya.

[Anonymous No.]

Me against Remilia? I've 1cced EoSD with Marisa before but I nearly lost all my lives. I don't really think I'd stand a chance. Last I recall, EoSD doesn't have an easy mode so does that mean I'm forced to fight her on at least normal?

[Anonymous No.]

I dance around her danmaku while I defeat her and lovingly shout compliments at her. She runs away embarrassed, only to have me show up at the temple. That is the start of our future relationship.

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>>9187667
You cant have Remilia, shes already been claimed. Unless you want to post your address and we can have a death match, gladiator style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187667
I mean no stage 6 on easy mode. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

So it would be me against Sakuya or Youmu? Good thing both of them are the type you can talk your way out with, otherwise it's just run and cover until being sliced.

[Anonymous No.]

i demand a powerlevel, based on my skill of listening to doujin music

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>>9187684
B-but can't we share?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a disgusting secondary who's never played the games so Momiji would likely defeat me instantly.

Although I doubt I could bring myself to fight back even if it was possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Marisa is a cheating bastard, even if I manage to win somehow, she's just gonna challenge me again and again and again until she wins, so whatever happens I'm most likely gonna get burnt to a crisp.

[Anonymous No.]

I can sometimes beat her on Normal in IN without losing lives or bombs.

I'd probably still let her dominate me though.

[Anonymous No.]

Not very fucked because Mokou's danmaku doesn't hurt at all according to Marisa. Of course I would lose pretty quickly, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187726
Okay. All your spellcards are sub easy modo icicle fall tier.

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares the rules prohibit danmaku from being lethal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9188278
But Icicle Fall is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187678
She doesn't live at the temple.

Plus the only way to get shit from her is to bully her.

WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THIS?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187695
You're forgetting that they're accusing you of some inane bullshit that they vehemently believe. You're not going to talk either of them out of it.

The only 2 2hus that you could avoid fighting are Koishi, who is incapable of vehemently believing bullshit, or even making it up, and Yama, who can see the ere of her ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Appear in bamboo forest
See this shooting fireballs at me
what to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9187850
Marisa isn't a cheater. She might be a thief, but she doesn't cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully I'm not completely fucked. I can clear IN extra.

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>>9187613
But what if my favourite Touhou doesn't use danmaku?

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>>9189895
>Rinnosuke romancing Koishi
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
NO
NOW I KNOW WHY SOME PRIMARY ASSHOLES HATE SHIPPING

[Anonymous No.]

>>9189895
what if you fuck off with your spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm SO fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre. Shit, I've only gotten to her second last spell card at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9189898
But that's not Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

B-but all touhous are my favourite touhou...

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>>9189961
Well, you have nearly 100 magical hungering for your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran wouldn't attack me unless I hurt Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

i can 1cc normal

my favorite touhou is alice, so I might be able to survive!!

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>>9189996
She thinks you hurt Chen. Vehemently believes so. It's in the OP.

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>>9189961
Ask them to at least have the decency to duel you one at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice is just a magician. I know her danmaku well enough to tackle her without a shot type. And then I lose a life because hitboxes are touching.

[Anonymous No.]

I would be extremely paniced and probably make a few mistakes, but I probably would hit at least 1b score.

After the battle, I would jokingly submit and then spend the rest of my days mastering the space in between boundaries.

Also, I would appear in Gensokyo as a young woman, of course.