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What's the first thing you'll do if you get to Gensokyo?

>> No.9194978

smoke weed

>> No.9194982

Find Mokou and become her servant/mother.

>> No.9194986

post on /jp/

>> No.9194987

look at my genitals to see if i turned into a girl or if i am still a dude

>> No.9194991

>>9194982
Mokou could have been a mother to me.

>> No.9194995
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9194995

Give reimu some donations and drikn tea with her and marisa in the harukei shinre

>> No.9195262
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9195262

find Kaguya, then proceed to have some hot moon sex with her

>> No.9197622

That would depend on a lot of circumstances.

Was it a planned trip, or sudden and unexpected?

Can I bring luggage, supplies, computers, weapons and stuff, or I'll end up there strip naked like in Terminator?

Is it happy Gensokyo, "reasonably safe if you don't fuck up" Gensokyo or grimdark Gensokyo?

And so on.

>> No.9197624

Punch Mokou in the face

>> No.9197632

Punch Kaguya in the face

>> No.9197633

give donation to hakurei shrine.

>> No.9197637

Find a map.

>> No.9197650
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>>9197632
I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

>> No.9197660
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9197660

[Attempt] to go inside the Scarlet Mansion.

>> No.9197668

become meguca

>> No.9197677

find a job in the human village

>> No.9197687

Get running to some place fast. I don't want to end up a meal for some yokai.

>> No.9197688
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9197688

sexsplore.

>> No.9197693

*whips out dick*

>> No.9197701

>>9197687
Running is what prey does

>> No.9197716

>>9197650

Nice copypasta Kaguyafag. All I see are empty words.

>> No.9197734

>>9197701
So should i be like Arnold in predator and set up traps?

>> No.9197786

>>9197622
Anyway, in the worst case scenario, I'd try to reach Human Village, Hakurei Shrine, Marisa's or Alice's, whatever is closer. Either I'll cover myself in mud and sneak my way through or run like hell until I faint.

>> No.9197810

>>9197734
you should get to de choppa

>> No.9197833
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>>9197716
Copypasta? Empty words? Mother fucker you don't know who the fuck I am. You are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you should believe that you would be the one getting crammed in your fucking rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before I blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggot turbonerd bitch you're fucking pathetic, you best hope i never head to your town. I'll find you and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? Faggot little cracker, hahaha I bet you have never 1cc'd Lunatic, huh? Ever beat an Extra boss? I don't even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 13 because that's where i lost count about a year or two ago and have added a few since then. So ask yourself, should your faggot no 1cc Lunatic bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fucking sperglastic and lame you are? You cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, you're useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggot no danmaku abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aren't cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>> No.9197880

I track down Cirno, and and throw grass at her.

>> No.9197962

Probably get eaten

>> No.9198004

Find the nearest computer so i can shitpost on /jp/ probably.

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