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you see flan's big belly

what do you do?

I WILL SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

>> No.9216545

stab stab stab

>> No.9216555

bongo drum tiem

>> No.9216564
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>>9216555
wwww

>> No.9216560 [DELETED] 

Tell her to do some fitness

>> No.9216568

flanfly in /fit/? sounds good

>> No.9216572

Raspberry that shit so hard she giggles.

>> No.9216581

I miss chubby.jpg threads.

>> No.9216590

>>9216581
my girlfriend.jpg is the same shit.

>> No.9216591

Cut her throat to avoid further threads like these.

>> No.9216595

>>9216539
eviscerate it.

>> No.9216598
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>>9216591

>> No.9216609
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CLASSIC!

>> No.9216612

I wish you'd made a proper chubby.jpg thread instead.

>> No.9216631

>>9216609
Big Flan carrot chew-y chew chew~

>> No.9216638

>>9216631
That is not a carrot idiot, since when are carrots white?

>> No.9216639 [DELETED] 

>>9216638
It's one of those Mario carrots, idiot.

HURR BUT MARIO IS UNREALISTIC THE MUSHROOMS HAVE FACES.

>> No.9216641

>>9216638
Never seen a carrot with carotene deficiency?

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>>9216638
the skin is peeled

>> No.9216652

>>9216648
That's not how it wooooooooooorks

>> No.9216657

>>9216648
What the fuck, are you american or something

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>>9216652

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>>9216652
>>9216657

>> No.9216680

>>9216648
Great shitposting
10/10 would laugh again.

>> No.9216693 [DELETED] 

>>9216680
What was so funny about it?

>> No.9216702

>>9216693
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour

>> No.9216705 [DELETED] 

>>9216702
I'm serious.

>> No.9216722

best thread in /jp/

>> No.9216734

>>9216539
>>9216705
What's the point of the spoilers?

>> No.9216750

>>9216734
autism.jpg

>> No.9216755 [DELETED] 

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>> No.9216786

I WILL LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK

>> No.9216868

>>9216734
what's the point of the sage?

>> No.9216892

>>9216734
Whats the point of posting?

>> No.9216899

I tie her up like a hog and use her belly for a pillow.

>> No.9216900 [DELETED] 

What's point of posting while sageing and hiding text with [/spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler]?

What's the point of living?

And you know what? I don't give a fuck.

>> No.9216912

>>9216868
Nice, about time someone called out those sagefuckers!

>> No.9216925 [DELETED] 
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What's the point of living?

>> No.9216931

I would take my penis and slap it against her stomach so it would make sounds. When she notices the erection she will assist me.

>> No.9216940

>>9216925
what's point in asking about the point of stuff?
It's all pointless anyway.

>> No.9216945

>>9216925
To see the revolution.

>> No.9216947

>>9216925
For our hangouts every saturday

>> No.9216949

>>9216925
What's the point of killing yourself? Or being depressed? You can't win with nihilism, you know.

>> No.9216950 [DELETED] 

>>9216940
I was going to type a reply to this, but then I thoug

>> No.9216954
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>>9216949
Nothing has a ``point'' to begin with.

You cannot win either with that.

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Chubby dakimakura: http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/05/11/040030051184.html

>> No.9217001 [DELETED] 

>>9216954
It's us human beings that _give_ things a point.


~ * ~ put this in ur sig if ur a strong, independent existentialist who gives life its OWN meaning ~ * ~

>> No.9218106

Fat little bitch, I'd put her on the treadmill for a start.

>> No.9218112

I would shave my head bald and rub it all over her belly.

>> No.9218121

>>9216961
Holy mother of wallet.

>>9216539
Place slightly open mouth to belly, then proceed to exhale, this makes a funny noise that children of all ages (including 500+) love.

>> No.9218119 [DELETED] 

>>9218112
You should shave your head bald anyway.

Do it every few weeks.

I know NEETs don't like effort, but it saves you hassle in the long run. Hair is a pain and pointless if you don't care how you look.

>> No.9218120

The point is you should slap flan's belly

>> No.9218162

>>9218121
>>9218121
>children of all ages (including 500+) love
...my cat likes it too.

>> No.9218178

>>9218119
Yes but as a man with great genes I have no risk of going bald. I rather fault my great head of hair in the faces of lesser men. I would only shave it for the Scarlets.

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>>9216722
guess who made it?

>> No.9218661
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slap-a-slap-slap

>>9216868
>>9216912
Hey samefriend, you new here or something? Polite sage; look it up.

>> No.9218735

>>9216539
I would slap it so hard that I break all the fingers on my hand.

>> No.9219366

give a raspberry

>> No.9219382

>>9216648
Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in 4 years.

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>>9216961

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