/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you NEETs keep fit?

Cardio? Weightlifting? Masturbation?

Post diet and routine in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I eat whatever is presented to me.
I don't exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

``It's /fit/ related as long as I mention 'NEET' in the OP''

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250307
diet:
fast food, anything greasy, soda etc.
routine:
shitposting and fapping

[Anonymous No.]

I don't. I constantly feel like shit and my muscles ache.

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>>9250317

And there's a related anime pic! Definitely on topic bro.

[Anonymous No.]

food when the hunger gets bothersome
6-12km of running three times a week

[Anonymous No.]

I use one of these thingamajigs.

Too bad I'm skeleton and can barely use it.

[Anonymous No.]

A jog outside and a few simple yoga exercises everyday.
As for diet i try to stick to fairly healthy food.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't do any exercise. I'm so out of shape that I feel winded when standing up.

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped caring years ago. I'm just going to enjoy delicious food until a massive heart attack (or stroke) kills me in my 40s or 50s.

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping fit ?
I would actually need advice on not suffering from malnutrition here.
Maybe I should wake up at 5am again so I can enjoy breakfast again.

Anyway I eat fruits for vitamins, either canned tuna or smoked salmon twice a week; two eggs at least once a week and rest of the meals are either beef or pork. Mostly beef, though.
As for the carbs, it's either rice, pasta or bread, sometimes potatoes.
No vegetables since I either eat fruit or take vitamin pills, so I have the vitamin field covered.

Very seldom eat pulses as they upset my intestine and make me fart incontrollably, same with anything made from milk.

I drink filtered water, but enjoy the occasional tea or alcoholic beverage.

As for physical exercise, I take walks at night, never use elevator, never use public transport but walk instead, and do stretching on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

My only form of calorie burning is masturbation.

Let's just say If I don't masturbate constantly, I'll die.

[Anonymous No.]

I eat like every two days, when I remember to, or can afford it. How can you not stay fit as a NEET?

Though if I was swimming in cash and had someone to cook for me, I'd try to get as big as possible, just to spite my poverty.

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>>9250349

>No vegetables since I either eat fruit or take vitamin pills, so I have the vitamin field covered.

Vegetable intake is for fibre more than vitamins, but you can't get the same vitamin quality from pills, you need real vegetables.

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>>9250359
Overeating isn't the only way to get out of shape, anon. Barely leaving your chair for five years can do a number on your body.

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>>9250317
Yes, thanks for pointing that the thread is terrible.

You have some alternative, which include
1) ignoring the thread
2) shitposting / bitching about it
3) contribute to it

Wether you turn this thread into a shithole, or in a decent one is up to you.
Wether you turn /jp/ into a shithole or not as well.

That or report the thread and expect the janitor to do his job.

[Anonymous No.]

I weigh 300 pounds

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>>9250363
I don't have the energy to needlessly get out of my chair.
Who cares if you can or can't run a mile, if you'll never have to even leave your room?

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>>9250362
What the fuck are fibers needed for anyway ?
Appart for pooping.

Less fiber = less poop.

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped eating lunch years ago. Two light meals a day and no physical activity whatsoever ostensibly maintains some sort of equilibrium.

[Anonymous No.]

I only have two 15 pound weights at my house so I just lift those and do push ups, sit ups, and pull ups on a bar hanging in my garage. I used to go jogging too but these days I don't wake up early enough so I don't.

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>>9250364

Here's something else you can do

1) Stop whining
2) Post better content
3) Fuck off

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>>9250349
Suffering from malnutrition? You eat very well.

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>>9250364
Just as it's better for him to ignore this thread, you also should follow your advice and ignore his comment, instead of writing a silly essay on how to be a truVIPPER.

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>>9250364

We're having a civilized discussion, please leave if you're going to be a child.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm trying to get /fit/ but i can't afford enough food, let alone a gym membership. i'm too addicted to cigarettes to stop, so i don't get enough calories or protein per day to build muscle. i'm quite out of shape yet thin.

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>>9250349
>advice for malnutrition
It doesn't sound like you have any danger of that. Though you would probably get more benefit from eating more veg. and maybe replacing fruit with pure juice. If you can afford to eat more, then why don't you? White meat is better than dark meat, so consider switching out some beef for chicken / turkey. Eggs won't hurt you. You could eat 8+ every day with no cholesterol gained from them. Leafy green vegetables would be a great addition to your diet. Kale, spinach, broccoli, peas, etc. If you make sauces / gravy, you can add the water from the cooked veggies to it to add flavor and extra vitamins.

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>>9250378
Add some disease of the digestive track to the equation.

It gets funnier when people who eat junk food are healthier than I am.

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>>9250381

When I stopped smoking cigarettes my appetite instantly got really high. Also I was able to afford food, with the price of cigarettes you'll be able to have a better diet and get enouch calories (buy whole millk).

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>>9250378
Fucking that.

I eat multi vitamins which don't help at all anymore. I read that's becuase they use sources that can't be absorbed by the human body, but can legally be listed on the label, now.

Other than that, it's the important choice of whether I'll have ramen or rice that day. After my daily meal, I'll wash that down with tap water, and it'll be 24 hours before I have to worry about which I'll choose again.

Now look at you with your fucking 8 star buffet, complaining about malnutrition.

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>>9250380
The children can stay, but they have to actively post images of their genitals and feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyway to use masturbation and burn more calories?

[Anonymous No.]

DDR. At least 2 hours Every day. Sometimes in gets me out of the house, too, if I discover that a place near me has a DDR arcade machine.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't eat animal products, so it's almost impossible for me to get fat unless I'm really trying hard.

In my opinion, there are two diets that are proven to make you lose alot of weight.

1;Eating no animal products

2; Eating a large amount of animal products with little to no plant foods/carbohydrates. (EG. Atkins, paleo)

>>9250370

Fiber is useful because it makes you feel full, without adding calories.

For example, if you eat a 150 calorie salad, you'll probably feel just as full, if not fuller, than if you ate 500 calories worth of tasty cakes.

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>>9250394
Stand on your head, and fuck your onahole with your hips instead of using your arms to move it.

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>>9250394
masturbation does burn calories. but if you're eating too fucking much, guess what? you're still going to be fat.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a good start, but it's not perfect.

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>>9250383
>White meat is better than dark meat
It's red meat, you racist scumbarg.

Yeah I should eat chicken more often, it's cheaper.
Also it's 2 eggs per day, or so I've been told by doctors.
I'll try to add in green vegetables, thanks for the recomendation.

>>9250389
Careful there, hobolord, too many vitamin is as noxious as not enough of them.
A surplus of vitamin B6 will favour the devellopement of gallstones.

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>>9250400
it doesn't matter where you get your calories from, a calorie is a calorie.

by eating no animal products, you consume more carbs. carbs are what make you fat, because your body stores them as its backup energy source.

good luck ever trying to get fit on that diet.

the second one is also bullshit, because your body needs carbs for energy. the only reason you'd cut out carbs is if you're trying to lower bodyfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you NEETs keep fit?

I don't

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>>9250402
Where's all the good food?

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>>9250400

>I don't eat animal products, so it's almost impossible for me to get fat unless I'm really trying hard.

I lived with a vegan guy last year, he went from being a vegetarian to a vegan, and actually put on weight.

He apparently needed to eat beans and peanuts/nuts every day to get his proteins, and that shit had a lot of calories. Peanut butter sandwich = 600 calories. And it's not even that filling. He didn't have much other choice for food so he ate cornflakes with soya milk constantly, like 5 bowls a day.

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>>9250402
what kind of fat fuck would eat all of that in a day

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>>9250404

>Also it's 2 eggs per day, or so I've been told by doctors.

That's a very old wives tale.

The cholesterol in eggs does not increase cholesterol levels. You get cholesterol from being obese.

I ate 6 eggs every morning for two years, my cholesterol levels were low (I had a blood test), because I was not fat.

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>>9250404
Gallstones don't scare me, I've had so many UTIs that passing kidney stones almost goes unnoticed now.

Now I've gotta fucking look up what my gall even fucking is.

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>>9250402

>Dark Chocolate
>Condiment or Spice

What?

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>>9250424

For dessert and flavour I guess, I told you it's not perfect though.

I personally eat raw Paleo (except chicken, I cook that) and milk/cheese.

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>>9250417

[Anonymous No.]

I lift, and do a little cardio everyday.


I eat a shit load of food, about 4,500 cals a day, and only drink water, and protein shake, and creatine

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>>9250431

[Anonymous No.]

my muscles in my legs are starting to atrophy

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>>9250404
The cholesterol in food isn't absorbed, it depends on the amount of and types of fat that you eat. So your doctor was being conservative with 2 eggs. If you eat once per day then this wouldn't be much of a problem.

Chicken has the benefit of being flaky and easier to prepare with food too. By that I mean, you can buy a pack from the grocery store deli and throw a handful in with some pasta. It goes with lots of food.

See >>9250402
This is a good list. But even though fruit is healthy (relatively), they are full of simple sugars and are more calorie dense than those veg. It's easier to overeat the calories by drinking juice, but if you have a glass or two per day, there's nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not fit. I used to be when I was in high school because of marching band, but now I am just weak.

My diet consists of lots of whole grain/wheat/whatever, mostly. I love it so much and it doesn't make me fat. I also love oatmeal and rice. Occasionally salmon, but that takes time to make and I like to eat simple.

I eat 3 times a day except on the weekend where I do not restrict myself. Though even then it's usually just 4 times. I don't eat very many sweets or junkfood despite loving them, though. I look at the calories and realize I can eat twice or even three times as much healthy food for the same amount. For example, one slice of my bread is only 50 calories. I can make a peanut butter sandwich and take in less calories than a handful of cookies, and get good nutrients too.

I don't really exercise. I randomly do pushups and walk to the store, though. I do feel like changing my lifestyle, however. I'm thin as it is. I don't know whether I should try to bulk up and be manly or try to gain a girlish figure. I want both.

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>>9250413

Well of course there are exceptions, I never said it was impossible to get fat on either diet. Still, it's alot harder to get fat without animal products in your diet, or without much carbs in your diet.

>>9250409

A calorie is not a calorie, no matter how much the bro-scientists want you to believe this, the law of thermodynamics does not apply to diet, because of all the variables you need to take into account.

500 calories of pure sugar is not the same as 500 calories of kale. There is unbelievable differences in fiber, nutrition, and how full it will make you feel.

If you want to deny that, you're retarded. Telling someone calories in calories out will make them lose weight is a sure-fired way to make them fail.

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>>9250440
the only reason you're not fat is because you don't eat too much. your complex carb foods are still carbs and can still easily make you fat if you ate as much of that stuff as a fat person eats chocolate.

complex carbs are better energy than simple carbs tho. also salmon is fucking good.

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>>9250441
Wow, enterprise user experience synergy talk about calories. How much do they pay you?

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>>9250409

>good luck ever trying to get fit on that diet.

By the way.

>Implying I want to get muscles.

I'm actually trying to lose my semblance of muscle tone, but it won't fucking go away, even on my "super pussy ass faggot vegan diet."

Also, there are plenty of vegan body builders, even a few MMA fighters.
Even if I did, I could

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>>9250441
assuming your bmr is 2500, consuming 2000 calories a day of carbs (sugar) or 2000 calories of kale makes no fucking difference, because youre still at a deficit. believing otherwise is retarded.

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>>9250438
This has happened to me, same with my arms.

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>>9250462
[citation needed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tawEVOSWVpY
that faggot doesn't count, he hardly got any mass in 3 years.

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>>9250439
>buy a pack from the grocery store deli and throw a handful in with some pasta.
Why would you do that ?
I marinate diced chicken in a mixture of oil and spices with some vegetables thrown in such as bellpeppers and some onions for at least 12 hours.

Why do you hate yourself so much ?

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>>9250461

The difference comes with how full it makes you feel.

No matter how many times you tell people calories in/out. If the calories all come from food with little fiber, they are going to be fucking starving and they are going to eat more.

500 calories of sugar? Let's say about 3 cans of coca-cola. You're going to be fucking starving all day. While 500 calories of kale? Good luck even eating that in one sitting.

If your starving to death your going to keep eating more and more. It's a sure fired way to fail a diet.

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>>9250418
it's some useless(literally) organ that stores bile.

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>>9250469
>>9250469

Did you seriously fucking ask for a citation on that?

Here, have a citation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Danzig

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>>9250461

You're missing an important thing here. The body needs proteins for muscle synthesis, carbs for energy, and fats for long term energy storage. If you only eat sugars, yes, you'll be at a deficit, but you'll lose muscle, not fat, and eventually get muscular atrophy.

It's kinda like saying I'm going to take cocaine, it's only 1 calorie per line, so that's the same as a grain of sugar.

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>>9250485
Jake shields is also a vegan, for a more popular example.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised that any of you faggots actually lift at all.

I don't feel alone anymore.

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>>9250478
>>9250491

that doesn't change the fact that a calorie = a calorie, dumb asses. sure, it's better to get your calories from certain sources, and to stay within a certain ratio of carb/protein/fat

but it doesn't change the fucking fact that a calorie is equal to a motherfucking calorie.

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>>9250497
I know bro xD Who could have guessed, this is the beta board after all hahahaha

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>>9250504

For all practical intents and purposes, a calorie does not equal a calorie.

Let me repeat, for all practical intents and purposes...

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to get fit
lel normalfagjaypeereportan xD

im quoting and spoilering ur mum homolord

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250512
Yes, but is it really necessary to underestimate people like that? Does theory kill?

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>>9250512
I could care less. I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality, because it’s now like the pot calling the kettle cracked. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax.

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>>9250412
Being /fit/ requires that you kill all desire for having fun and eating pleasurable food, in exchange for better looks and a longer life on this planet.

Some think it's worth it, for some reason.

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>>9250475
>i did a lot of work to prepare some protein
Good for you. None of that is convenient for fast food. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that it was delicious. But I was highlighting the convenience of deli chicken.

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>>9250347

problem is, it's not going to kill you.

it's going to maim you.

you'll most likely be a quad or have very little strength left in one side of your body. chairidden as your mom leaves you to rot on a recliner watching her favorite shitty american television.

you'll also get type 2 diabetes and most likely lose your legs, feeling, vision, and have increased risk for heart disease.

enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250525

You can still eat delicious food and be /fit/

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/jp/ - Health & Fitness Experts

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>>9250529
mcdoubles are an excellent source of cheap protein that's fast as shit to get.

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>>9250362

Do you not know the majority of vitamins are FAT soluble anon not water soluble?

Can't absorb them without fat.

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>>9250504

>a calorie is equal to a motherfucking calorie.

That's a tautology. I don't understand your point.

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>>9250370

Fiber = no colon cancer or diverticulitis

Without fiber your colon has to strain at poop that wont stick together causing the food to linger and outcroppings to appear.

Very paiinful. Enjoy.

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>>9250541
your mum is a tautology, faggot.

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>>9250540
Post examples please.

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>>9250504
and what does it have to do with dieting?
the point is, they might be equal on a physical level, but they affect your body diffrently. saying every calorie is the same is just plain wrong.
kilogram is a kilogram too, but 10kg of fat sure is different from 10kg of muscle.

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>>9250536
Yes, but my comment was about pure protein, where as McDonalds is poison. I remember some bitch walking around with a BigMac in her purse for several years, showing people that it doesn't decompose. I wonder if it is still preserved.

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>2012
>not practicing an energy conservation lifestyle

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>>9250547
you can eat literally WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU FUCKING WANT as long as you get the right amount of calories per day, and the right amount of protein.

if you're looking to lose fat instead of build muscle, you may want to look into eating low carbs.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really really want to grow old.
Watching my body wrinkle and my girlish curves fade away is bad enough. Why the hell would I want to be more miserable, to live even longer, and have even worse things happen to me?

NEETs live hard and die young. We have to, it's our very essence! Besides, what the fuck would you do when you get old enough to retire?

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>>9250529
>None of that is convenient for fast food
The fact that it is marinated means you prepate it and store in the fridge.
Then when you feel hungry you cook it under 5 minutes.
It takes twice as much time to cook your fucking pasta than to cook this baby.
sure it takes time to prepare this, but NEET have all the time in the world, so might as well use it to enjoyee your lifetime.

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>>9250525

Satisfying all pleasures (hedonism) in the long run will make you regret how you lived. Self-restraint and exercise (which requires effort) will make you feel better, so yes, it's worth it because it leads to a better life, whereas you'll be disgusted with yourself and depressed and will not be able to enjoy life any more.

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>>9250547
The 100m world record holder, on the day of his record, woke up late and then ate junk food.

Jackie Chan also eats junk food, but knows that training is the most important thing.

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>>9250552

I stopped watching after episode 6.

Persuade me as to why I would want to watch it again. Does the plot actually start?

Please tell me the plot starts? Or are we at a stand still solving a boring version of scooby doo mysteries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250562
This.

I still have trouble understand why people want an extra 30-40 years on this shithole planet.

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>>9250536
don't forget to stuff a mcchicken in the center. extra protein and you don't have to eat as soon as with a mcdouble alone

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>>9250548
but every calorie IS the same, fucknuts.

a gram of protein has different calories to a gram of carbs or a gram of fat.

but a calorie is just a unit of measurement for energy.

[Anonymous No.]

I suffered from a medical condition a few years back that ended up with me in the hospital.

Afterwards physical exersice was necessary to recover.
It started with ordinary physical theraphy, but past that it was still recommended to train further to prevent my risk of physical injury such as the case of fractures or whatever as a likely case after my condition.

I am a neet and have been so for over a decade already.
And even though I now go to the gym on a regular basis, I am still practically a hikkikomori. I get all flustered and seriously freak out if I leave my comfort zone beyond the house.

Technically I don't need to excersize anymore, but it turns out I could get further welfare money from it, and they would pay for the training and someone to train me and everything.
I still don't like going to the gym, and if it weren't for the fact that the bottom floor of the very building I live in, happens to be a gym, I probably wouldn't be going despite the afformentioned above.

Almost ironically, when I am horrible at social stuff and interaction, it's actually easier to train with the trainer than alone. The trainer still makes sure I don't do anything stupid in the gym while training, and that re-assurance well compensates for the social interaction. Without it I would fear looking stupid to any other in the gym, which is something I certainly wouldn't be able to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250569
>What is difference of opinion and preferences?

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>>9250577
>>>/v/

>>9250564
>>>/v/

Stop making shitty posts or leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250577
Don't bother. It's a typical case of "it might hurt his head so I'll spare him the effort".

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>>9250569
Hello, Are you the one on only ? the detainer of all truth ? Are you the single fucking person who is right and anyone else who disagree is wrong ?

fuck your ass bitch cunt.

Also citation needed.

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>>9250593

I am legitimately getting frustrated by the people in this thread. I'm probably going to leave for now. Thanks for not being retarded.

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>>9250579
Objectively speaking I am actually pretty fit now. Though due to how I have never done any real physical activity, my motor skills are still sub par and I still probably wouldn't be able to play too well in competetative sports. Physically though, I can lift a good deal over my body weight, and I can do this repeatedly, slowly, and with control. And I have actually gotten pretty great indeed at running.
I still don't leave my building, and I don't do any activities beyond training so I am not really sure what I need it all for though, aside from the welfare benefits. I think its good for me though I guess, I bet it's a whole deal better for my body than doing absolutely nothing as before I ended up at the hospital all those years ago.

I am in the best shape of my life by far. The idea of passing by my physical prime like this, rotting away in my apartment feels sort of weird. But it's the only way I know, or at least the only way I have been able to handle.

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>>9250609

For all practical intents and purposes...

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>>9250609
It's because anything that needed to be discussed had been, so there's only shitposting left for us to do in this thread.

I include ``trolling'' and arguing on the internet over philosophical issues with no knowledge about it whatsoever into shitposting.

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>>9250582

Preferences are not just arbitrary factors that differ randomly between humans.

Semi-related quote, the last line is important.

>It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be a Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is because they know only their own side of the question. The other party to the comparison knows both sides.

You're in denial.

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>>9250609

I hear you. I find myself getting frustrated wherever I go on this website these days. I swear, idiots are fucking everywhere and I have nowhere to run. ;_;

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>>9250617

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>>9250620
You;re in denial than I can be pleased with an existence different from yours.

I understand what you are trying to day, but don't get off on trying to push your beliefs on others.

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>>9250619
``thanks'' ``for' ``your' ``reply' ``/v/-kun'''

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>>9250596

You might be the one in a million faggot who enjoys pain and suffering because his brain works backwards and releases dopamine when his pain receptors light up. This isn't about subjectivity, it's about normal human behaviour and psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250620
How does it feel to be an angsty teenager ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250645
>normal


Yeah you need to get the fuck out. Now.

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>>9250645
What a funny thing to say, coming from the mouth of someone who praises self-restrain.

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>>9250572

Not watching it for the plot as it can be dull as fuck to sit on. Most of the time, the pacing, the overall show is not engaging. Don't even mention how the mysteries fails to spark up your interest at all. The reason I am still following it is because of the stunning animation & visuals, the characters, which are imo, interesting and the witty clever thoughts. I got to like Oreki because I can relate to him,and because of how he is a "realistic" human being. That may be a bias due to me being able to relate to him but who gives a fuck.

tl;dr Watch hyouka for Oreki and Chitanda getting stoned as fuck. (You have to see it, it's fairly amusing)

[Anonymous No.]

this isn't /r9k/. please leave

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>>9250650

Great reply.

For people who actually want a citation, read the Unabomber manifesto and the book ``Utilitarianism'' by Mill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250665

I think I might just watch the episode where they get stoned and then decide from there.

Care to tell which episode that is?

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>>9250681
Hey faglord, how about not having only two ends of the spectrum to pick from ?

``Hedonism or self restrain ? im such a socratas x---DDDDDD''
-u

Even if your thesis were proven by science; science is de facto only subjective truth because we have no mean to acquire objective truth. For all you know you could have been in the wrong all your life, but you don't seem to know much anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250681
>Utilitarianism
Good job on getting sources from era that didn't know about neuroscience and psychology.
Yes, they had psychology back then, but it was all wrong and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

I eat whatever and run sometimes at night.

I try to not eat too much of the whatever, though.

Also sometimes floor exercises, but not as often as I should.

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>>9250714

Do you know what a defence mechanism is?

How would you go about explaining to someone that the acts that they are carrying out are the result of a psychological root, when they try telling you that there is no objective truth and that you could be wrong?

It's like arguing about mathematics by bringing up that the fundamental axioms cannot be proven. It's irrelevant.

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>>9250743
Stop bumping this thread, asslord.

Also, I like how your arguing is as full of shit as mine, yet you try to keep a straight face.

[Anonymous No.]

My sleep cycles shifts every day. I go to sleep a few hours later every day, and I wake up a few hours later as well compared to the previous day. The time I shift back my sleeping time is about 1 to 5 hours every day.

When will I die of brain cancer?

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>>9250757
Someone did a study that showed that if you stuff people in a room with no reference to outside time their days lengthen, so you're probably okay.

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>>9250766
My shades are never completely down, and I do leave my room.

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>>9250743
E-penis points +1000

Your sophist tendencies show that your truly know nothing.

>>>/v/

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>>9250757
I'm like you, except I can get into a schedule, It just falls appart if I don't maintain it.

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>>9250754

I just want to make sure you see the thread and come back.

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>>9250772
Do you have anything (school, work, parents, grocery store hours, etc) keeping you on a consistent 24 hour cycle? If not, then the fact that light sometimes streams in the window and sometimes doesn't probably matters as much as an intermittent lightbulb in the hall.

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>>9250790
My autism prevents me from any tab until it goes 404.

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>not doing SS
>2011

keep your body and mind healthy, dedicate all your time alone to self improvement

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>>9250562
>Why the hell would I want to be more miserable, to live even longer, and have even worse things happen to me?
Actually, if you really don't want to wrinkle up, shiver, collapse and barely be able to move as an old man, that's all the more reason for you to train honestly.

Sure you are never as fit as an old man as a younger man. But those that stays relatively energetic and perky all up until they die, all had some kind of fit body in their younger days.

It's those that were already unhealthy and already had a lousy lifestyle of which they never changed that has it the worst.
Physical activity is still the most effective method against all those bad elements and conditions from growing old.

So while you are likely to not live as old if you don't do anything, you are still likely to grow physically older a whole lot earlier, and have it considerably worse and more painful than that of a healthier man, even if you keel over and die a couple of decades before him.

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>>9250813
>SS
>shape shifting
Fucking shape shifters.

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>>9250693

Try ep 09.

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>>9250823
Thinking that my body and mind will be completely in ruins when I had towards old age makes me so depressed. Yet, I'm lethargic and not doing anything against it. It's like being boiled alive very slowly. Such is the NEET way of life.

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>>9250804

I do that too. Fortunately I am the OP so I can delete this before I go to bed.

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>>9250827

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>>9250693

Also, you might've misread but I meant only Chitanda getting stoned. Watching the show for Oreki is one reason.

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Whenever I masturbate (once a day) I cum into my hand, and eat it to re-absorb the nutrients, so my body keeps regenerating cells.

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diet: variety of everything except obvious shit tier no nutritional value things like:

cake, cookies, soda, saturated / transfat bombs, processed food.

Exercise: I walk 1 hour a day (4km or so) everyday, I do some VERY light lifting on Tuesday, Thursday... I jerk off for a 6 hour edging session every Monday, Wednesday and Friday (5 min break every 45 min + eat drink pee etc)

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>>9250413
Your friend is going to have some massive gyno soy tits in a couple years.

make sure you get him a wig and gown

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5/3/1

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>>9250440
salmon is fucking easy to prepare.


lemon juice + herbs + spices, wrap in tinfoil and bake in preheated oven for 30` min.

I fucking hate seafood and have to choke down my 2 servings a week

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>>9250823
I plan to portal out at 30, or if like body starts to fail before that then I'll just do it then.

I see no reason to set a perfect sleep schedule, move around, life heavy things, or eat food that I don't like, to lengthen a life I won't be around for anyway. Best instead to live as comfortably as I can while I'm here.

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>>9251389
Wouldn't you prefer to be fit and healthy to at least an old ripe age of 70?
I mean alot of people of healthy people live well into their 90s or even over 100 before they can't carry on anymore.

Even if you are picky when it comes to your functional health, you should still be able to live at least twice that of 30 without too much fuss.

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>>9251430
and live long enough to see myself turn into a decrepit old man? Ew, no.

I want to die as the youthful me and I love so much.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

long walks
lots of water

that's pretty much all I do consciously

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>>9251474
>decrepit
Well there are people who stay energetic and healthy into relatively old age. Perhaps you could be too.