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Why does everybody but me walk so slowly? I always feel so awkward weaving between people. Is walking fast a sign of autism or something? I want to puke when I'm outside because I walk too quickly and everybody notices and gets mad at me. I feel like crying by the time I get back to my room.

>> No.9290190

I tend to walk incredibly slow so I don't get tired and also because I'm never in a hurry.

>> No.9290193

They're enjoying life and taking it easy.

ur a faget

>> No.9290197
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http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt174091.html

>> No.9290196

if you walk quickly everyone simply thinks you are in a hurry. they look at you then forget.
stop despairing and enjoy your walking

>> No.9290198

>>9290183
I waddle like zombie and that is way worse.

>> No.9290205

I walk very fast as well. I think it's because I'm small and always had to walk fast than 'normal' to keep up with bigger people.

>> No.9290215

>>9290205
Sup Tyrion.

>> No.9290216

It makes you look like a busy, active person. Unless your skin is white as fuck since you never go out, then you just look like a drug-addict hurrying to his local dealer. I know that feel.

>> No.9290219

I always walk fast,
mostly so I can get done faster with whatever I do

I also never missed an appointment in my entire life.

But walking fast also gives people the illusion that I'm busy and not some unemployed good-for-nothing

>> No.9290221

>>9290205
Me too. Glorious 5'3" master race.

>> No.9290222

>>9290215
I don't know anyone named Tyrion.

>> No.9290223

>>9290216
Fuck off with the spoilers already.

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Fuck this thread; I'm out.

Sliders-style.

>> No.9290234

>>9290205
I am 2m tall and walk really fast. I thought it was part of my height or something, but I don't know. Everyone just seems to walk so slow even though they're healthy looking.

>> No.9290235
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>> No.9290239

>>9290223
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>> No.9290242

>>9290222
Nice triples though.

>> No.9290246

You're supposed to adjust your speed to the people around you, so that everybody moves at more or less the same speed.Walking faster makes you stand out, walking slower annoys people. If enough people walk slowly, everybody will walk slowly even if they'd normally walk faster.

I'm not sure why people do this. I've noticed that in large crowds this is efficient to avoid bothering each other and causing delays that slow people down more (the traffic jam problem), but I'm not sure why people do it even when there's plenty of space.

>> No.9290247

I run past people with my arms held behind my back

>> No.9290251

>>9290239
Fuck off with the spoilers.

>> No.9290255

I wan to go fast but my legs are too slow.
What do I do, /jaypee/?

>> No.9290259

I often run
and by run I mean
run 10 meters
stop
laugh
run 10 meters
walk
run
repeat
that's because I am often imagining exciting things and don't really notice the world around me
I wonder how does it look like

>> No.9290263

>>9290255
Grease them!

>> No.9290265

walking is a waste of time and I want to get to my destination as fast as reasonably possible.

I don't walk like I'm having loose bowels though, that just makes you stand out

>> No.9290266

>>9290247
I run with my arms spread around, like a saint

or a loli

>> No.9290268

>>9290259
looks pretty normal to me

>> No.9290272

>>9290265
where's da motorized kart

>> No.9290277

>>9290259
Probably like a fucking lunatic.

>> No.9290276

I tend to walk pretty slowly, hahah. I hope I haven't annoyed anyone in the past because of it.

>> No.9290279

>>9290263
What do you recommend greasing them with?

>> No.9290284

I walk fast because i'm accustomed to walking in big cities and at university[/spoilers]

>> No.9290290

If you're gonna run through big crowds at least have the decency to yell "watch out!" as you pass people so they know you're coming through running

>> No.9290319

>>9290284
Fuck off with the spoilers.

>> No.9290322

>>9290276
That gave me an idea. You know, when driving, how some assholes like to pass your car then slow down just to piss you off ? I'm gonna do the same with pedestrians. I'm pretty buff so that should be funny.

>> No.9290323

I walk fast and attribute it to Social Anxiety

>people confusing SAD with Aspergers

>> No.9290327

>>9290323
You must be quite the socially anxious autist to care about the difference between those.

>> No.9290335

I ride my motorcycle everywhere and rarely walk.

But even then, I tend to speed way above the traffic around me, so I guess I'm somewhat similar to the OP.

>> No.9290354
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I do what OP does and I'm diagnosed with Autism.

Pic is me and OP after a day of shitposting

>> No.9290367

>>9290354
>2fast2manychromos.gif
xDDD ya too funny mang

>> No.9290368

Dude, I sprint everywhere. Fuck the slowpokes

>> No.9290511

>>9290368
Fuck off with the spoilers.

>> No.9290605

>>9290354
that gif is so funny. if i were to see this i public infront of alther people wuith morals i would laught out loud with no hessitation and i would let everyoe know what i am laughing at and why i am laughin at it

>> No.9290618

I walk fast too. My mom was in the military so she was all fast and shit and did not drag her feet like a subhuman so growing up as an infant I had to learn to keep up with her all the time so now I naturally walk faster than everyone while they all drag their feet like fucking cave men. Do not be ashamed about your walking speed anon.

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What the fuck?

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>> No.9290641

>>9290183
The fuck? People are replying to this shithead?
Good lord.

>> No.9290778

>>9290641
if u dont got anything nice 2 say, dont say nothin ..

>> No.9290801

>>9290641
Yeah, check out this total retard.
>>9290641

>> No.9290892

Actually, I do this a lot too. I hate crowds and I absolutely can't stand having to leisurely walk with the mouth-breathers, so I'm forever weaving around people. Fuck them, they're slow. They need to get the fuck out of the way instead of just shuffling along like fucking zombies.

>> No.9291183

>>9290222
He is a dead dwarf that killed his father and his sister

>> No.9291186

>>9291183
He just wants to know where whores go.

>> No.9291211

After playing many jrpgs, I've thought about how strange it is that its socially unacceptable to run instead of walk.

I mean no one chooses to walk in a game because running gets you to your destinatio
n faster, and its not like we're trying to conserve energy. Hell i'd be a lot more fit and have a lot more time saved if I ran instead of walked.

>> No.9291219

*Says in a voice of a black person.* I Know, Right?

>> No.9291239

>>9291211
The other day I went on a run. I had 3 cars honked at me and two people yell at me ' WOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO FAST WOOOOO' whatever the fuck sound normals make when a sport team wins.

>> No.9291256

>>9291239
what the fuck is wrong with normals? If that ever happened to me, I'd run all the way back to the house and start ordering groceries online so I wouldn't have to deal with that level of retardation.

>> No.9291256,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9291211
>After playing many jrpgs, I've thought about how strange it is that its socially unacceptable to run instead of walk.
First of all, allow me to say that I find this line amusing.

Anyways, if you're seriously wondering why it's socially unacceptable, imagine if everyone would run all the time. People would collide or twitch dodge all the time, even against people that aren't running (perhaps even standing still). Aside from potential damage caused by it, this would also cause slowdowns (similar to how traffic accidents cause traffic jams), making running actually the slower option.

There's also the psychological problems it brings (stress). Since you're a /jp/er, you've probably had situations where you had to walk or stand still in a crowd and everyone was walking only just past you, often touching you slightly, and it was all very stressful because you're not used to contact. If everybody would be running, then even normals would feel that kind of stress very strongly.

That's why the generic rule is made that it's socially unacceptable to run, even in cases where it would make sense (such as if there's nobody around, in which case it would indeed make you more fit).

Ironically, running on the streets can be allowed, but only if your sole purpose is fitness training (jogging).

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