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What would you do if you got to a hundred years of life, /jp?

>> No.9305570

Become a lich

>> No.9305568

Kill myself.

>> No.9305577

>>9305570
100 year old virgin?

>> No.9305585

I was going to say that i'd lay around and play video games and watch anime. Because my body would be so frail and i probably wouldn't have much to do in my life anymore. But.

I have noticed that people who are the happiest when they are very old are those who lead healthy wild life style.

>> No.9305586

I'm a wizard if i survive to 30, so what do I become at 100?

>> No.9305592

I won't. I'll be dead either from my unhealthy lifestyle or suicide long before then.

>> No.9305595

>>9305586
A hundred year old wizard.

>> No.9305596

>>9305577
Only if there was a way to proof that. I'd probably be accepted as some saint.

>> No.9305620

>>9305596
I remember reading a news article years ago about a old lady(I don't remember how old it said she was, but 100+) saying she was still a virgin.

She said her secret was no alcohol and sex. you can probably google something like that to find it if you want.

>> No.9305653

I plan to live for at least 200, 250 years or more. With technology's help if possible.

>> No.9305708

>>9305653

>Implying that the 2030's won't be dominated by the social issue of some being able to afford life extending drugs while others are too poor to afford them, thus leading to a blanket ban

>> No.9305729

I already have high blood pressure and an high cholesterol and triglycerides count, and I'm fucking 29.

Do you think I'm gonna be 100 OP?

>> No.9305733 [SPOILER] 
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9305733

Frighten children.

>> No.9306000

>>9305556
steal things at the store and pretend I did not know any better

>> No.9306046

Continue to live until I have one day to become the longest-living person in history. Then kill myself.

>> No.9306075

>>9306046
What a fucking idiot. Your goal is to live the longest and then kill yourself. Stupidest thing i've ever heard. You go set a new record and over it. Otherwise some punk will soon outlive you.

>> No.9306134

>>9306075
No, you don't understand. If you had waited until you lived the longest, there would soon be another who lived longer and your name would be forgotten. If you kill yourself the day before, you can at least wipe the smirks off the faces of your so-called "relatives" who flaunt your old age like some sort of trophy and ignore the obvious discomfort you experience, taking care of you not out of of filial piety but because your record-breaking age is something to be proud of for them. You would stare up to them from Hell with a shit-eating grin on your face, as if to say "If you enjoy aching bones and feeble muscles and rotten teeth so much, you try living with them for so many years and see if this longevity pissing contest is worth it, you shitty runts!"

>> No.9306167

why would i torture myself like that? i seriously don't get why people want to live so long. when you're 100 years old you can't think properly and get frustrated when you try to remember something because you're 90% brain dead. You have no sex hormones, you feel like a fragile depressing piece of shit and you can't get aroused by anything. you're a cripple, and you need to pay some guy $1000+ a month an hour to babysit you and wipe your dirty ass everytime you take a shit in your diapers because you're incontinent like a 6 months old toddler. how can you possibly enjoy life?

>> No.9306178

I'd probably do the same thing as now.

>> No.9306182

>>9305620
>no alcohol and sex
I'm going to live forever then

>> No.9306186

>>9306167
If you take care of yourself you won't end up like that.

>> No.9306193

serious case of UGUU in op's pic

>> No.9306196

>>9306186
you'll probably end up like that though

>> No.9306208

Have sex with children and other things that I can't mention on a christian imageboard.

>> No.9306209

>>9306193
More like hundred yard stare.

>> No.9306213

I wish I could enjoy many cupcakes as a centenary man. I think I won't be able to process huge quantities of sugar by that time. Why survive, then?

>> No.9306219

>>9306208

This is a Jewish image board.

>> No.9306236

Imagine the hundred birthday punches he has to take.

>> No.9306241

>>9306219
It is not, Shlomo. Kore wa Shinto board desu.

>> No.9306245

>>9306236
Is that some kind of barbaric American ritual?

>> No.9306250

>>9306236

That's why he's staring into the distance in fear, he almost didn't make it through the 99 last year.

>> No.9306262

I want to live into to the 22nd century, just so I can say that it sucks too.
I'll be satisfied just getting to relive the late 80s-90s though.

>it will be the 80s again in your lifetime

>> No.9306271

>>9306262

>it will be the 80s again in your lifetime

Anyone on /jp/ will be lucky to see the 50s.

>> No.9306277

>>9306271
I can't imagine having to live for another 40 years.

>> No.9306280

I would shitpost on /jp/.

>> No.9306287
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>>9306271
>>9306277
It can't be that bad.

>> No.9306288

>>9306277

Exactly.

>> No.9306293

>>9306271
That's a depressing thought. Hopefully by then my mind will be uploaded to some supercomputer and I'll be able to live out my dream of being a 2D girl.

>> No.9306305

It'll be weird to have to start referring to subsequent decades as 60s and 70s. It doesn't sound that weird until you hit 40s. Probably has to do with how I see age numbers too.

00s - Pretty sweet.
10s - Nice.
20s - Epic.
30s - I like it.
40s - Something bad is about to happen.
50s - Shit nigga.
60s - Goddamn.
70s - Eh.
80s - Starting to feel better.
90s - Hell yeah son, I'm back.

In that sense, I would wish that we'd cycle 90s, 00s, 10s, 20s, and 30s, while leaving the rest out.

>> No.9306306

>>9306134
I think you just have negative personality.

>> No.9306315

>>9306293

I can't wait for this either, unfortunately being uploaded will likely be based on 'merit' as defined by society.

>> No.9306336

>>9306305
No one today is going to see anything weird about living in "the fifties" because pop culture in present day revolves around the '90s onward.

What's the last film you saw that was made before 1980? Exactly.

>> No.9306354

>>9306336
It's not just pop culture, nerd. It's just how the numbers sound and the general historical significance that comes with it. Think about the hundreds of thousands of facts that have been drilled into your head about each time period. It's hard to get those judgements out of your head.

On another note, it's funny how we might be the last generation to die. That's just so cruel when I think about it.

>> No.9306437

>>9306354
Think of it that way: We'll also be the last generation with a chance to become heroes. Later generations, with their high technology and better record-keeping and scientific outlook will only portray themselves as what they were, but apocryphal stories will still pop up about our dead generation's prominent men, much like how modern people like Tesla and Hawking are exalted as near-mythical figures today. And thousands of years later, so much information about us will be lost and replaced with myth that we'll be named alongside such men as Alexander and Genghis Khan and Liu Bei. People will idolize us and make games featuring our incarnations as little girls.

>>9306306
Who in right mind can stay in /jp/ and remain positive?

>> No.9306448

>>9306437
In textbooks about imageboard culture there will be an entire chapter dedicated to Tokiko.

>> No.9306455

>>9306437
I would have no ability to care about being idolized if I was dead. It doesn't matter.

>> No.9306500

>>9306437
Whoa, that sounds just like Toyosatomimi no Miko, we get to enter Gensokyo, I knew there was truth in it.

>> No.9306761

>>9306437
>Who in right mind can stay in /jp/ and remain positive?
See? You are doing it again!

>> No.9306774

>>9306336
Wizard of Oz

>> No.9308047

>>9306437
>People will idolize us and make games featuring our incarnations as little girls.
This may possibly become my life goal. I hope I can come up with some kind of cool hat that will be on all my versions, like Date's moon helmet and Ryofu's Antenna-feather things.

>>9306336
It does seem like sometime in the early 00s, all media decided anything made before 1995 isn't allowed anymore. It's strange, up until then, shows from the 70s, 60s, 50, 40, even 30s had been played for all the generations prior to 90s-tykes.

>> No.9308058

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>> No.9308084

If I looked like that at any age, I would immediately proceed to kill myself.

>> No.9308098

>>9308084
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>>9308098

>> No.9308121

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>> No.9308133

>>9308121
>>>/?/

>> No.9308151

>>>/l/
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>> No.9308189

>>9308098
you forgot >>>/jp/ dude

>> No.9308290

/jp/ - the place where shitposters go to evolve

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