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*SLURP*

*SLURRRRP*

*SWALLOW*

That's all it takes to pleasure a penis and swallow up semen! Why haven't you sucked one yet?

>> No.9336739
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>> No.9336746

Why did you post a picture of Saten? I don't see how that's related in any way. Unless Saten has a penis.

>> No.9336783
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I have a mouth disease. Both my lips and tongue have the same color as rust. I also wear braces, and the unfortunate thing is I have this motor tic that forces me to grind my teeth every 3 seconds.
But we can try.

>> No.9336789

>>9336746

I would have to seem some kind of visual evidence of some kind that shows Saten with a penis to believe it.

>> No.9336792

>>9336783
Alright, whip out your cock.

>> No.9336798

>>9336783
As long as it's not infectious I wouldn't mind shoving my cock down your throat, dude.

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>>9336789
You asked for it Anon-kun.

>> No.9336813 [SPOILER] 
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>>9336789

>> No.9336865

>>9336789

Happy now?

>>9336813
>>9336809

>> No.9336868

>>9336865

How am I to be sure it's Saten's unless it tastes like Saten?

>> No.9336877

>>9336868

You'll just have to do a taste test.

>> No.9336885

I wonder what Saten's dick tastes like.

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>>9336868
Copy pasta time?

Eh~
You seem to be misunderstanding something /jp/-san..
You are going to suck my fat throbbing cock because i order you to do it, and not because you want to.

You are sucking my dick for my pleasure and not yours..
..If you happen to like my cock that is just a bonus~

And when the time comes you will swallow, i will not allow any of my precious semen to be spilled. ♡

>> No.9336896

>>9336885

I wish I knew. It's too bad /jp/ hates futa now. It's my biggest fetish, but despised everywhere now. If I could like traps I would but they just don't do it for me..

This truly is hell

>> No.9336901

>>9336891

There were times when these threads were loved. Before it became hip to like traps

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>>9336901
That cant be helped. Times and people change even /jp/.

>> No.9336913

>>9336901
The good old days.

>> No.9336916

>>9336901
Everyone is gay for bridget.

>> No.9336923
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>>9336906

But they don't have to hate on futa

>> No.9336932

>>9336923
I have not really seen any direct hate on it..
But i guess people just like traps more these days. I'm okay with both myself.

You could always try and pretend that the trap is a DFC futa.
But such is /jp/, some just like to hate on things, try to stay cool and take it easy~

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9336938

Great, this thread is making me read Anal Angel all over again.

>> No.9336943

>>9336938
As much as i liked anal angel i wish the art was a bit different, the penises look kinda plain.
I wish they were drawn more delicious

>> No.9336955

>>9336943
I think they look pretty great, but I wish the heads were shiny and glistening. maybe a small vein.

>> No.9336952

>>9336891
Why is it so appealing when a cute girl with a dick gets really greedy and expects you to please her any way she wants without asking anything in return?

>> No.9336956

>>9336952
It may be related to gap moe.

>> No.9336961

>>9336956
>gap moe
Explain.

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>>9336952
Maybe you just like dominant females Anon?
Kinda like picture related!

>> No.9336971

>>9336961
When somebody does something contradictory to their personality and it's cute.

>> No.9336996

>>9336971
That's true, it's extra cute if she's usually innocent and friendly but gets really pushy and demanding when she shows you her huge, throbbing cock.

>>9336970
That's also true. I hope naburi itsu gets scanned soon.

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>>9336970
Those naburi doujins has the best art. everything is just perfect, the asses the cocks the pantyhoses.

God they make me fap so much.

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>There will never be a sequel to Ayafuya Rocket or Nekomata's futa work because everyone just wants traps now and it's ending the futa genre

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I'm a 100% straight guy
I'm posting in this thread
And there's nothing you can do to change my sexual orientation...!

>> No.9337032

>>9337022
I'm sure its not that bad Anon-kun!
There will always be a demand for futa.

>> No.9337033

>>9337024
no straight guy would post a star driver guy

you're already gay brah

>> No.9337035

>>9336896
What, /jp/ hates futa now? I must have missed the memo.

>> No.9337035,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9336809
>>9336813
>>9336891
what the fuuuuuucj dude lool

>> No.9337035,2 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0dvIKVIJ7k

>> No.9337035,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,2
do you think goku would approve of you watching little girls on younow

don let goku down ...

by the way why is that sped up

>> No.9337035,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,3
goku wouldnt care but gohan as saiyaman might have a problem with it and bulma would be jealous of the younger girls getting all the attention so she might try something

i actually didnt even notice it was sped up until you mentioned it

do you think super is going to be cool im really excited

>> No.9337035,5 [INTERNAL] 

Oh yeah, the 5th was when new info about Digimon Tri was supposed to be released. I guess they put out another trailer with some animation. I don't even like Digimon but I wanna watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWC2HjeAfU

>> No.9337035,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,5
It was my first time watching this and I had no idea Mimori Suzuko was voicing a character. I gotta watch this now.

>> No.9337035,7 [INTERNAL] 

http://nieuwsblad.be/cnt/DMF20140211_00974289

A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women
with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed

The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.

Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children – a son and a daughter – with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.

“But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker,” says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. “I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems,” Sonja said.

It turns out that the Surinamese man had donated more than was legally allowed, and that this seed was spread throughout the Netherlands and even exported to Austria. It is estimated that between 400 and 500 women have become pregnant with his rotten and corrupted seed.

Jan Karbaat, the doctor who ran the clinic, is under criminal investigation.

>> No.9337035,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,7
epic

>> No.9337035,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,7
europe is such a shithole, how do they live with themselves

>> No.9337035,10 [INTERNAL] 

dickspammer is probably of the same ilk

>> No.9337035,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,7
I still don't understand why they'd need an autistic nigger's semen on tap

>> No.9337035,12 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/P6cPuWI.jpg

>> No.9337035,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,12
this is chink or nigger ?

>> No.9337035,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,13
subhuman

>> No.9337035,15 [INTERNAL] 

#GamerGate? In my Nep Neps?

http://8ch.net/v/src/1431115931305.jpg

>> No.9337035,16 [INTERNAL] 

fuck i want to play final fantasy witha group but theres no one to play with

>> No.9337035,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,16
wht final fantasy

>> No.9337035,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,15
They should really put a notice up when you buy the game that you're purchasing a rewrite.

>> No.9337035,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,17
14 i think i just got a game game game yay

>> No.9337035,20 [INTERNAL] 

i had to leave my game cause my other people didnt like me

>> No.9337035,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,20
Why what'd you do?

>> No.9337035,22 [INTERNAL] 

im so bored what should i play that can run on a toaster

>> No.9337035,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,21
i dont know they just sdaid to leave

>> No.9337035,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,22
diablo 2

>> No.9337035,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,23
>>9337035,23
>>9337035,23
You must have done something

>> No.9337035,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,22
CS 1.6!

Would anyone join if I hosted a 1.6 server? I have tons of funmaps for it. There's a de_ytmnd that has YTMND memes and a couple of clue maps that we can play hide and seek in. There's also actual hide and seek maps too.

>> No.9337035,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,24
i played this already like 4 times

>> No.9337035,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,26
do i have to buy it

>> No.9337035,29 [INTERNAL] 

guys holy shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Rr3Z7C5gw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9Rr3Z7C5gw

>> No.9337035,30 [INTERNAL] 

my ashoell byrns

>> No.9337035,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,28
I think you need to. It shouldn't be that expensive though. You might be able to run a Steamless pirated version too. I would just make the server unsecure so you could join.

Also uh, the name field isn't saving anymore so I guess it's time that I stop using this trip because pasting it for every post is annoying hopefully things worked out

>> No.9337035,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,31
i'll join if it's free

>> No.9337035,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,32
blup blup blip

>> No.9337035,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,32
All the torrents I'm finding for it are just .exes and I don't know if you want to download those because they seem super risky. They do have good reviews and comments though.

http://kickass.to/counter-strike-1-6-full-install-v43-can-play-online-t5775114.html
http://kickass.to/counter-strike-1-6-cracked-steam-t7247398.html

Otherwise it's $10 on Steam

>> No.9337035,35 [INTERNAL] 

sups nerds waccha playing? i will join

>> No.9337035,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,34
first one works whats the server

>> No.9337035,37 [INTERNAL] 

im bad at shoot games

>> No.9337035,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,36
it should be 72.208.167.64:27015

so just open the console and put "connect 72.208.167.64:27015" without the quotation marks

>> No.9337035,39 [INTERNAL] 

it should be up

>> No.9337035,40 [INTERNAL] 

STEAM validation rejected

>> No.9337035,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,40
i have not ever even see that error ever i have no idea how to fix it

>> No.9337035,42 [INTERNAL] 

did you make the server unsecure

>> No.9337035,43 [INTERNAL] 

is it working? if not i found another game and is only 36mb but I can't host a server my internet is 2slow

>> No.9337035,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg3faJPne74

this is the game

>> No.9337035,45 [INTERNAL] 

air ride was really cool why didnt they make a sequel?

>> No.9337035,46 [INTERNAL] 

guys splattoon splatton

>> No.9337035,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,45
Shut the fuck up and rail my anus

>> No.9337035,48 [INTERNAL] 

guys wanna play?
http://ux.getuploader.com/airride_modoki/download/130/AirrideModoki_0951.zip

>> No.9337035,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,48
are you goikg to hack me

>> No.9337035,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,42
BUILD 6153 SERVER (0 CRC)
Server # 2
STUFFEDCRUSTPIZZA connected
Couldn't open file overviews/the_stairs.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
Couldn't open file overviews/the_stairs.txt. Using default values for overiew mode.
VAC secure mode disabled.
] sv_lan 0

It should be working. Now I feel bad because it's not.

>> No.9337035,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,49
no dude that is the kirby game

>> No.9337035,52 [INTERNAL] 

oh well i took it down if youre going to play something else let me know

>> No.9337035,53 [INTERNAL] 

hidoes anyone want to play smash

>> No.9337035,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,52
host a halo CE server

>> No.9337035,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,53
smashman

>> No.9337035,56 [INTERNAL] 

yo where do i download halo ce?

>> No.9337035,57 [INTERNAL] 

Download - http://hce.halomaps.org/?fid=410
Key - PGQTG-4X4J3-68M87-B28TR-J2CBJ
Patch 1.10 - http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=6798

>> No.9337035,58 [INTERNAL] 

why not just play quake live you dont need to download anything

>> No.9337035,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,58
Uh that game is old

>> No.9337035,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,59
my asshole is old but its still fun to play with

>> No.9337035,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,60
can i see

>> No.9337035,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,61
um yea after we get married

>> No.9337035,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,62
wanna get married

>> No.9337035,64 [INTERNAL] 

is anyone downloading halo im ready to play

>> No.9337035,65 [INTERNAL] 

I'm downloading but I gotta eat first also i cant host a server so you do it

>> No.9337035,66 [INTERNAL] 

bikenigger host

>> No.9337035,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,51
wow i love kirby

>> No.9337035,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,66
host what i wanted to chat with some lolis and relax with some tea

>> No.9337035,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,68
streaaaaam

>> No.9337035,70 [INTERNAL] 

straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

>> No.9337035,71 [INTERNAL] 

wtf splatoon demo is out why didnt anyone tell me

>> No.9337035,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,69
i downloaded tera because i thought i would transfer it over to my windows 7 disk but i lost the urge to play tera altogether

i should do another install of windows 7 on a 2.5 inch drive i have because that's a whole lot easier to slide into my full case

>> No.9337035,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,71
dude i ddi earlier

>> No.9337035,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,73
you should have told me harder

>> No.9337035,75 [INTERNAL] 

what the fug splatoon is $60

>> No.9337035,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,75
wow you can't afford that

>> No.9337035,77 [INTERNAL] 

whos gonna host a halo server? im ready to play

>> No.9337035,78 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,76
i thought it was gonna be maybe $30 at most

>> No.9337035,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,77
same maybe we can join an empty server

>> No.9337035,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,79
what server?
my name is BICKS

>> No.9337035,81 [INTERNAL] 

halo...

>> No.9337035,82 [INTERNAL] 

im playing in one server with 16 players

>> No.9337035,83 [INTERNAL] 

I'm not having fun maybe we can play something else?

>> No.9337035,84 [INTERNAL] 

ok im playing slayer

this is more fun
68.232.162.188:2302

>> No.9337035,85 [INTERNAL] 

>>9337035,84
this is intense

>> No.9337035,86 [INTERNAL] 

Wait did you guys actually play

>> No.9337035,87 [INTERNAL] 

come play esea with me

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