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9350825 No.9350825[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

So my birthday is in a few days. Should I use my hard eared neet funds to get a birthday present for myself?

please respond

>> No.9350836

>>9350830
thanks ironic shitposting san

>> No.9350830

dats pretty sad

>> No.9350834

lol fuckin loser

>> No.9350843

I have a present for ya.

*whips out dick*

>> No.9350840

Do you have anything else to spend it on?

>> No.9350853

>>9350840
I'm saving up for a house so I can live alone peacefully

>> No.9350844

Why don't you go to bar and get drunk and whine them about how much your life sucks? You know... In Japan it's big part of its culture. Buddhist bars and monk bartenders.

>> No.9350845

Here, have THIS present
*grabs dick*

>> No.9350846

Don't. Not because it's supposedly sad or anything, but why bother? It's a day like any other.

>> No.9350848

Try buying something at steam sale.

>> No.9350849 [DELETED] 
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9350849

Happy birthday-In-a-few-days OP!
I think you should get yourself something nice, and i hope you have a good day on your birthday-In-a-few-days!

>> No.9350855
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9350855

Save money so you can retire earlier.

>> No.9350861 [DELETED] 

>>9350849
Reported. Get the fuck off this board you fucking shitposter and take that disgusting slut with you. Saten and light novels DO NOT belong on /jp/.

>> No.9350866

>>9350853
you mean, "rent apartment"

>> No.9350872

>>9350846
HOW DARE U SAY ITS NOT SAD


ITS SAD AND DEEP AND YOU SHOULD PITY
PITY
NOW!

>> No.9350876

How much money you have?
RealDoll
Dildo
Ona

>> No.9350891

>>9350848
There's nothing worth buying.

>> No.9350902

Not him but why on earth would you delete a post wishing OP a happy birthday? and then leave the actuall troll and shitposts. That is just cruel

>> No.9350920
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9350920

>>9350902
The janitors face when

>> No.9350924

>>9350920
lel

>> No.9350933

Happy bithday!
Buy a new tenga

>> No.9350932

Buy some manga or a game

>> No.9350938
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9350938

>>9350902
It does make me laugh i'll admit

>> No.9350955

>>9350938
NSJ priorities have always been fucked, nothing new to see here.

>> No.9350958

Happy birthday, Anon.

Sure, buy a gift if it makes you happy. I'd at least treat myself to a dinner out if I were you.

>> No.9350974

>>9350958
>treat myself to a dinner out if I were you.

That's even sadder.

>> No.9350987

>>9350902
The poster deleted it himself.

>> No.9350995

if you can't effort a cake, you can always buy a muffin as a substitute. As for cake toppers, I prefer use a match instead since it's easier to lighten it up.

>> No.9351006

>>9350987
No he didn't. The janitor has done this shit multiple times without reason.

>> No.9351010

>>9350902
Stop defending shitposters. Or are you one of them, too?

>> No.9351014
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9351014

Happy Birthday, OP! I hope you have a really nice day.

Keep your chin up, things will get better.

>> No.9351016

>>9350974

Better than following the usual routine of being a shut-in shitposting all day on /jp/.

It's a good change in atmosphere, even if just for his birthday.

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9351028

>>9350825

>> No.9351043

Fuck celebration, just get yourself something useful, like food or tools.

>> No.9351049

>>9351016
I just picture some greasy /jp/sie getting all sweaty from anxiety in Olive Garden as he sings Happy Birthday to himself over his muffin with a lit match sticking out of it.

>> No.9351056 [SPOILER] 
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9351056

Happy birthday OP!
>Should I use my hard eared neet funds to get a birthday present for myself?

Three words OP:
Steam. Summer. Sales.

>> No.9351085

>>9351056
>might&magic heroes
you should be given 15€ for wasting time on that... thing

>> No.9351107

>>9351056
>>>/v/

>> No.9351119

Invest the money.

>> No.9351162
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9351162

>> No.9351170

Buy a daki.

>> No.9351196

>>9351010
If the janitor really wanted to get rid of shitposters he would delete the actuall shitposts and not a good post.
And if defending shitposters= Prefering great posts with x-random saten image over
>>9350834
>>9350843
>>9350845

Then yes, by all i means i support such "shit"posters
I would rather read sensible nice posts over "suck my cock, dude" and "wat 2hu fugg" and "Who u quoting" anyday.
But that is just me.

>> No.9351208

You're acting like there's actually any logical process behind what the Janitor deletes

>> No.9351225
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9351225

>>9351196
Welcome to /jp/, here anything goes as long as the janitor is not against it.

>> No.9351237
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9351237

>>9351196
>wat 2hu fugg

>> No.9351244 [DELETED] 

( ^ω^) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" (^ω^ )

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9351249

>>9351225
its funny because its true also here have some h0mu, just because i know how much he hates it

>> No.9351254

>>9351249
HOMU HOMU

>> No.9351386

HOMU HOMU

>> No.9351401
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9351401

>>9351249
I'd homu that.

>> No.9351415

>>9351056
I checked... those deals aren't really that good, most of them are old games with dead multiplayer

I'd buy payday but I just asked /v/ and it looks like no one is playing it anymore

>> No.9351445

Spend some money on yourself, OP.
Maybe like a new comfortable bed or some headphones.

>> No.9351494

OP here, I think I'll just donate some money to charity. Maybe pretending to be a good person will land me somewhere nice in the future ;_;

And thank you for the replies. I'll save this thread and re-read it on my birthday.

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9351513

>>9351494
You are a good person OP, and i hope you have a nice birthday!

>> No.9351527

>>9351494
Donate to the Free Software Foundation.

>> No.9351529

My birthday is in less than 3 weeks, I wonder what I should do!

( ^ω^) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" (^ω^ )

>> No.9351604

>>9351196
Any post with a Saten image = shitpost. End of discussion.

>>9351513
get
the
FUCK
OUT

>> No.9351615

>>9351401
Homu is a canon lesbian so she would not be interested in you.

>> No.9351621

>>9351529
August 1, right?

It'll finally be not-against-the-rules for you to post on 4chan! Are you excited?

>> No.9351622

>>9351604
Saten is ebin /jp/ meme

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