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How do you fap when your family is around?

>> No.9367615

I don't. Wait for them to sleep.

>> No.9367608
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9367608

The things I would do to that squid..

>> No.9367613

I mentally stroke my penis

>> No.9367616

>>9367608
why do you keep repeating that? everyone know you're a homo

>> No.9367617

I don't fap.

>> No.9367627

I wait till they go to bed.

>> No.9367632

Go into bathroom, turn on the fan like you're taking a shit, and fap over the toilet. Easy enough.

>> No.9367637

Lock the door.

>> No.9367650
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9367650

I close my door and like to assume I'm not audible.

>> No.9367642

Go home and fap.

>> No.9367643

>>9367632
How do you get material in the bathroom?

>> No.9367659

>>9367643
stuff it in your pants

>> No.9367660

>>9367650
This. I hope to GOD they don't her the sounds my hand makes on my penis.

>> No.9367655

>>9367643
THIS

>> No.9367657

>>9367643
smartphone.

>> No.9367667
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>>9367650
>>9367660

>> No.9367675

Don't use lube. Fap through your boxers, it's primarily how I do it.

>> No.9367669

Close the door, go dry and don't make noises. It's really not difficult.

>> No.9367673
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>>9367632
He uses his imagination when fapping

>> No.9367674

>>9367660
I always assume the wet sounds I make are almost inaudible but I don't know for sure
I can hear my grandma drop forks on the kitchen several doors and meters away

>> No.9367687

This is what I usually do, but you need a laptop. keep your screen facing a wall, so no one can walk behind you and see what you are doing, or you can also just hit minimize fast enough.
Gently rub the underside of your warm laptop on the back of your dick, you need to be a sloucher to get this to work by the way. You can rub back and forth by gently humping your laptop, until you cum right in your pants. If you're wearing jeans, the cum wont be visible or stain through it. i know this since I am a heavy volume ejaculator. When you're done, jus take a shower and soak your underwear in water. Make it look like your underwear got wet because you left the bathroom curtain open.

>> No.9367680

>>9367667
i've never found out what this image is from

google doesn't help either

>> No.9367681

>>9367669
>>9367650
I am with my roomate

>> No.9367699

>>9367680
Lucky Star

>> No.9367696

I grab my PSP and head for the bathroom.

>> No.9367713

>>9367702
MY ROOMMATE IS WITH ME

>> No.9367711

>>9367702
Doors can be opened.

>> No.9367702

I close my door. Are you all mentally retarded?

>> No.9367704

>>9367675
>>Lube
Are you serious?
Go choke on a REAL dick you mutilated dick amerifat.

>> No.9367709

>>9367681
M-maybe he doesn't mind...

>> No.9367723

>>9367702

my parents removed all my doors.

>> No.9367728

>>9367702
I've always posited that a sizable portion of us are. At the very least half.

>> No.9367735

>>9367704

It's not our fault. I didn't ask a kike to mutilate my penis or anything.

>> No.9367743

>>9367735
that's why you should be a good girl and start taking those female hormones

>> No.9367744

>>9367723
>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>> No.9367748

>>9367735
from now on your job is to please real men with real dicks with that tiny mutilated dick and that ass of yours

>> No.9367761

>>9367744

I live with my brothers too, my mom just doesn't like them closing the door on them.

>> No.9367755

>>9367744
maybe he's just a turboautist

>> No.9367768

>>9367711
lol that awkward moment when ur mom opens ur door when ur masturbating xD

upboated

>> No.9367774

Just so you know, you don't need lube to fap, even if you're circumcized. All the posts about needing lube are just shitposting.

>> No.9367777

Now I feel bad. What if they heard me all the time...

>> No.9367781

>>9367768
thanks! lol

mutual upboats ;)

>> No.9367780
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9367780

I live alone.

>> No.9367791

>>9367755
that too

>> No.9367789

>>9367744
since when does living with your parents make you underage? even if he's a normalfag, it's not like they move out instantly on the day of their birthday. and it's common for some non-murricans to stay at home untill they finish college.
and it's /jp/ for fucks sake, it's not that uncommon for someone to be in his 20s and live with their parents here.

>> No.9367797

>>9367774
try telling that to my scabby dick

>> No.9367795

>>9367768
I've had this happen to me, and the shock makes me shoot when I'm not even edging. Maybe its a bloodline extension instinct. Get scared and cum to see if something gets pregnant.

>> No.9367799

>>9367789
also wanted to ass that removing the door doesn't make him seem underage, it makes his parents seem insane. even if he was 15 it would be weird.

>> No.9367803

>>9367797

Rub the head, faggot. Fuck.

I've never ever needed lube.

>> No.9367806

>>9367799
>ass
add*
believe me or not but it's a typo.

and sorry for bumping the thread, keep forgetting to sage my shitposts.

>> No.9367813

>>9367806
>keep forgetting to sage my shitposts.
You should sage every post.

>> No.9367822

>>9367813
it's not like i ever make quality posts, so it goes without saying. even if i actually made one, i probably wouldn't notice and think it's a shitpost.

>> No.9367825

>>9367803
that's where the scabs are

>> No.9367829

>>9367822
why are you shitting up /jp/

i don't like you

>> No.9367862 [DELETED] 

>>9367799

They are insane. They changed the front door lock of the apartment when we they aren't allowed to just in case of an emergency and swapped the bathroom locks. Keep knifes in their room or in secret spots, we get plastic ones instead. I get called every night (not anymore) to walk with mom upstairs because shes afraid of getting raped, etc...

But its better than living with heavy religious relatives,/blog

>> No.9367878

>>9367862
that feel when your moms is afraid that you'll rape her.

>> No.9369002

>>9367797
>not spitting on your dick

>> No.9369008

I cut off contact with my family, so I can fap in peace.

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